💥   Watch user mashups made from clips
Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
{#vote.total#}
My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now.
Embed this clip in your website?
My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now.
Start Clip End
<<< << < 1029.96 > >> >>> <<< << < 1033.19 > >> >>>
keeps the servers running:
#crying
#smile
#yikes
#ok

3.4 secs
The Man Who Wasn't There (2001)
Well, first she told me that my wife was in a peachful place,
1.2 secs
The Deuce (2017) S01E01 Pilot
She's my wife.
3.3 secs
The Fifth Element (1997)
First one was from my wife telling me she's leaving.
1.2 secs
Moonrise Kingdom (2012)
She's my wife now.
2 secs
The Blacklist (2013) - S02E01 Drama
She was my wife.
1.3 secs
Welcome Home, Roxy Carmichael (1990)
She was my wife.
1.6 secs
Passenger 57 (1992)
She was my wife.
2.7 secs
The Detour (2016) - S02E01 The City
She was my wife.
1.2 secs
Fargo (2014) - S01E07 Drama
She was my wife.
2 secs
Braveheart (1995)
She was my wife.
3 secs
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt: S01E07
She was acting like a real first wife last night.
1.4 secs
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (2015) - S01E09 Kimmy Has a Birthday!
She was my mom first.
3.7 secs
Annie Hall (1977)
- Your first wife, Allison. - She was nice.
1.4 secs
Shameless (2011) - S07E04 I Am A Storm
Yeah, she's my wife.
2.6 secs
Dr. Ken (2015) - S02E14 A Day in the Life
My wife. She good.
2.2 secs
The Office (2005) - S02E11 Booze Cruise
I was thinking about my first wife.
1.3 secs
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel (2017) S01E01 Pilot
I was a great wife.
1.8 secs
Shameless (2011) - S07E04 I Am A Storm
She's my wife, and I'm his wife.
2.5 secs
Dallas (1978) (1978) - S01E01 Digger's Daughter
She was not my wife in the past, but she is now.
2.7 secs
Hustle & Flow (2005) Crime
My wife, man, she a...
2.4 secs
Stitchers (2015) - S02E06 Drama
My father had a first wife. Elizabeth.
2 secs
Stitchers (2015) - S02E05 Drama
My father had a first wife.
1.5 secs
It's a Wonderful Life (1947)
She was here first.
3 secs
Insidious: Chapter 3 (2015)
She was somebody. She meant something. She was my wife.
3 secs
Insidious: Chapter 3 (2015)
She was somebody. She meant something. She was my wife.
1.4 secs
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt: S01E09
She was my mom first.
1.6 secs
Farscape (1999) - S02E01 Sci-Fi
My wife was a sebacean.