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The Deuce (2017) S01E01 Pilot
She's my wife.
3.4 secs
The Man Who Wasn't There (2001)
Well, first she told me that my wife was in a peachful place,
3.3 secs
The Fifth Element (1997)
First one was from my wife telling me she's leaving.
1.2 secs
Moonrise Kingdom (2012)
She's my wife now.
2 secs
The Blacklist (2013) - S02E01 Drama
She was my wife.
1.3 secs
Welcome Home, Roxy Carmichael (1990)
She was my wife.
2.7 secs
The Detour (2016) - S02E01 The City
She was my wife.
1.2 secs
Fargo (2014) - S01E07 Drama
She was my wife.
2 secs
Braveheart (1995)
She was my wife.
1.6 secs
Passenger 57 (1992)
She was my wife.
3 secs
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt: S01E07
She was acting like a real first wife last night.
1.4 secs
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (2015) - S01E09 Kimmy Has a Birthday!
She was my mom first.
3.7 secs
Annie Hall (1977)
- Your first wife, Allison. - She was nice.
1 secs
American Dad! (2005) - S07E11 Comedy
She was my ex-wife.
1.4 secs
Shameless (2011) - S07E04 I Am A Storm
Yeah, she's my wife.
2.6 secs
Dr. Ken (2015) - S02E14 A Day in the Life
My wife. She good.
2.2 secs
The Office (2005) - S02E11 Booze Cruise
I was thinking about my first wife.
1.3 secs
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel (2017) S01E01 Pilot
I was a great wife.
1.8 secs
Shameless (2011) - S07E04 I Am A Storm
She's my wife, and I'm his wife.
2.5 secs
Dallas (1978) (1978) - S01E01 Digger's Daughter
She was not my wife in the past, but she is now.
2.7 secs
Hustle & Flow (2005) Crime
My wife, man, she a...
2.3 secs
Friends (1994) - S06E02 The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel
...but now, she is just my wife.
2 secs
Stitchers (2015) - S02E05 Drama
My father had a first wife.
3 secs
Insidious: Chapter 3 (2015)
She was somebody. She meant something. She was my wife.
1.5 secs
It's a Wonderful Life (1947)
She was here first.
2.4 secs
Stitchers (2015) - S02E06 Drama
My father had a first wife. Elizabeth.
2 secs
She's Out of My League (2010)
Hey, now here's a pilot! How are ya?!