"I split your cabbage and your lettuce and olives, I'll fuckin'"

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How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E01
Would you like those olives with some gin and vermouth?
How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E01
- Yeah. - You hate olives.
How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E01
But you like olives.
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010)
I require your wand.
Rick and Morty (2013) - S02E01
We've been split for 20 minutes and your lives
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
And I am so fuckin' yours.
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
You won't be, Ani.
How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E01
He hates olives, she loves them. And in a weird way,
How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E01
Lily, I like olives.
How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E02
Then, an hour later,
Seinfeld (1989) - S03E20 The Good Samaritan
...like a bad cabbage, and I'll have a party on your head!
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
You take your first bite and under the steak is a scabby Band-Aid...
I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007)
and legitimise your relationship.
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
in your fuckin' brain lately.
How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E01
You know, I've had a jar of olives just sitting in my fridge forever.
I Love You Man (2009)
What? And split the commission?
How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E01
Hungry for something new. Hungry for olives.
I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007)
And a Russian split!
I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007)
And your garbage, Mr Valentine,
I Love You Man (2009)
-My husband and I saw your ad... -Stop. Slow down.