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Family Portrait - Modern Family [S01E24]

TV-PG ComedyRomance
 

Claire goes through great lengths to organize a family portrait. Gloria and Phil have an awkward moment while taking Manny and Alex to a Lakers game. Cameron becomes a wedding singer, and Jay has to help Luke with a school project.

#1
Family Portrait - Modern Family [S01E24]
Released: 2010-05-19, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 28.128
You know, honey, I think you're getting a little too uptight about this.
#2
Family Portrait - Modern Family [S01E24]
Released: 2010-05-19, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 22.463
- Say "cheese." - Say "cheese"!
#3
Family Portrait - Modern Family [S01E24]
Released: 2010-05-19, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 21.760
They're on their way. Game went into overtime.
#4
Family Portrait - Modern Family [S01E24]
Released: 2010-05-19, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 20.119
[Cheering, Whistling]
#5
Family Portrait - Modern Family [S01E24]
Released: 2010-05-19, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 19.779
Whatever. I'm gonna have to take the picture down when I repaint the wall anyhow.
#6
Family Portrait - Modern Family [S01E24]
Released: 2010-05-19, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 19.267
It's a free country, right?
#7
Family Portrait - Modern Family [S01E24]
Released: 2010-05-19, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 19.163
You mean your now-soaking-wet yard? That's great. We are screwed.
#8
Family Portrait - Modern Family [S01E24]
Released: 2010-05-19, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 19.106
Put on the first thing I grabbed. It was like a crotch tourniquet.
#9
Family Portrait - Modern Family [S01E24]
Released: 2010-05-19, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 18.924
And please, Claire, don't try to make Mitchell do something he doesn't wanna do.
#10
Family Portrait - Modern Family [S01E24]
Released: 2010-05-19, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 18.733
Now calm the hell down.
#11
Family Portrait - Modern Family [S01E24]
Released: 2010-05-19, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 18.517
Okay? And, sweetie, did you have a chance to try on the white pants I put in your closet?
#12
Family Portrait - Modern Family [S01E24]
Released: 2010-05-19, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 18.499
[Line Beeps] Well, that was pretty funny.
#13
Family Portrait - Modern Family [S01E24]
Released: 2010-05-19, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 18.470
What? Be cool. Just look straight ahead.
#14
Family Portrait - Modern Family [S01E24]
Released: 2010-05-19, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 18.468
Okay, okay, okay. So while I'm fighting off that filthy creature,
#15
Family Portrait - Modern Family [S01E24]
Released: 2010-05-19, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 18.368
That's for "kitschy." Mud fight!
#16
Family Portrait - Modern Family [S01E24]
Released: 2010-05-19, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 18.172
I'm still getting dressed.
#17
Family Portrait - Modern Family [S01E24]
Released: 2010-05-19, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 17.988
Pigeons aren't scared of anything. They stand on electrical wires.
#18
Family Portrait - Modern Family [S01E24]
Released: 2010-05-19, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 17.956
[Crowd Booing]
#19
Family Portrait - Modern Family [S01E24]
Released: 2010-05-19, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 17.929
Sweetie, if they don't fit you, you're going to be the only one not wearing white,
#20
Family Portrait - Modern Family [S01E24]
Released: 2010-05-19, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 17.666
and the photographer's gotta get to a bar mitzvah in 10 minutes.
#21
Family Portrait - Modern Family [S01E24]
Released: 2010-05-19, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 17.636
and all she sees is the teeny-tiny flaw.
#22
Family Portrait - Modern Family [S01E24]
Released: 2010-05-19, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 17.588
What'd you do to him? He's turning blue. But his clothes will stay white.
#23
Family Portrait - Modern Family [S01E24]
Released: 2010-05-19, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 17.530
My underwear won't stay up.
#24
Family Portrait - Modern Family [S01E24]
Released: 2010-05-19, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 17.520
- Maybe some of us don't want to take a picture today. - Thank you.
#25
Family Portrait - Modern Family [S01E24]
Released: 2010-05-19, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 17.385
and know that you were angry at me when we took it.