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Scary Movie (2000)

R Comedy
 

A year after disposing of the body of a man they accidentally killed, a group of dumb teenagers are stalked by a bumbling serial killer.

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#1
Scary Movie (2000)
Year: 2000, Rated: R
Score: 27.175
Well, Cindy, we all have our little secrets.
#2
Scary Movie (2000)
Year: 2000, Rated: R
Score: 26.797
Yeah, well, Mom also said for you to stop sticking your dick in the vacuum cleaner.
#3
Scary Movie (2000)
Year: 2000, Rated: R
Score: 25.918
- Did you hear something? - No, I didn't hear anything.
#4
Scary Movie (2000)
Year: 2000, Rated: R
Score: 25.897
Come back here, you motherfucker! You son of a bitch!
#5
Scary Movie (2000)
Year: 2000, Rated: R
Score: 25.768
Feminine odor and itching got you down?
#6
Scary Movie (2000)
Year: 2000, Rated: R
Score: 25.601
I think we have a winner, ladies and gentlemen. Miss Buffy Gilmore!
#7
Scary Movie (2000)
Year: 2000, Rated: R
Score: 25.459
So I just pulled my tongue out of her ass and left.
#8
Scary Movie (2000)
Year: 2000, Rated: R
Score: 25.401
Do it wild and you know we get busy Just so y'all can feel
#9
Scary Movie (2000)
Year: 2000, Rated: R
Score: 25.295
Got a boil on my ass the size of a walnut. You know, the usual.
#10
Scary Movie (2000)
Year: 2000, Rated: R
Score: 25.006
- Hallelujah - It's raining men
#11
Scary Movie (2000)
Year: 2000, Rated: R
Score: 24.970
- Woodward. - Hey-hey. - Nice ass.
#12
Scary Movie (2000)
Year: 2000, Rated: R
Score: 24.922
Take it easy! I'm feelin' a little woozy here!
#13
Scary Movie (2000)
Year: 2000, Rated: R
Score: 24.920
Oh, you-you mean Bobby's got a baby dick too?
#14
Scary Movie (2000)
Year: 2000, Rated: R
Score: 24.769
Yeah! What's my name, Bobby?
#15
Scary Movie (2000)
Year: 2000, Rated: R
Score: 24.625
Fuck you!
#16
Scary Movie (2000)
Year: 2000, Rated: R
Score: 24.616
A small dick's like a disability, man!
#17
Scary Movie (2000)
Year: 2000, Rated: R
Score: 24.059
I'm gonna gut you like a pig!
#18
Scary Movie (2000)
Year: 2000, Rated: R
Score: 23.983
It's not the size of the hammer, it's the nail you're throwing it at!
#19
Scary Movie (2000)
Year: 2000, Rated: R
Score: 23.937
- I'll get his arm. - I'll grab his other arm. - I'll grab his ass.
#20
Scary Movie (2000)
Year: 2000, Rated: R
Score: 23.847
Your ass is grass.
#21
Scary Movie (2000)
Year: 2000, Rated: R
Score: 23.830
I was, uh, home watching The Exorcist, and it got me thinking about you.
#22
Scary Movie (2000)
Year: 2000, Rated: R
Score: 23.691
And the sick bastard planted drugs all in the house there.
#23
Scary Movie (2000)
Year: 2000, Rated: R
Score: 23.659
- What? It was laundry day. - What the fuck is...
#24
Scary Movie (2000)
Year: 2000, Rated: R
Score: 23.577
Oh, shit!
#25
Scary Movie (2000)
Year: 2000, Rated: R
Score: 23.461
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