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Pilot - Modern Family [S01E01]

TV-PG ComedyRomance
 

Jay must adapt to his young new wife, Gloria and her son. Meanwhile, Claire deals with her own family. Mitchell and Cam decide to adopt a baby.

#1
Pilot - Modern Family [S01E01]
Released: 2009-09-23, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 25.785
What did I tell you would happen if you got him a gun?
#2
Pilot - Modern Family [S01E01]
Released: 2009-09-23, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 25.165
Luke got his head stuck in the banister again.
#3
Pilot - Modern Family [S01E01]
Released: 2009-09-23, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 24.273
Voy a ser la brisa en tu espalda, no quien te escupa en la frente.
#4
Pilot - Modern Family [S01E01]
Released: 2009-09-23, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 22.165
Why are you guys yelling at us when we're way upstairs?
#5
Pilot - Modern Family [S01E01]
Released: 2009-09-23, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 22.001
No. Sports guy chest bump.
#6
Pilot - Modern Family [S01E01]
Released: 2009-09-23, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 21.537
It's on our bedside tab- I don't know. Find it.
#7
Pilot - Modern Family [S01E01]
Released: 2009-09-23, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 21.511
and the next you're lying underneath the air hockey table with your bra in your pocket.
#8
Pilot - Modern Family [S01E01]
Released: 2009-09-23, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 21.492
And how awesome would it be to have a fake little brother who's really my nephew.
#9
Pilot - Modern Family [S01E01]
Released: 2009-09-23, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 21.380
What's wrong with it? Honey, do you have anything to say to your daughter...
#10
Pilot - Modern Family [S01E01]
Released: 2009-09-23, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 21.285
You know why? 'Cause your sister's a good girl.
#11
Pilot - Modern Family [S01E01]
Released: 2009-09-23, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 21.141
I've wanted to tell her off for the last six weeks.
#12
Pilot - Modern Family [S01E01]
Released: 2009-09-23, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 20.937
"Lily." Isn't that gonna be hard for her to say? [Haley] So cute.
#13
Pilot - Modern Family [S01E01]
Released: 2009-09-23, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 20.835
but Jenna Resnick swears she saw her breast-feeding at a coin-op car wash.
#14
Pilot - Modern Family [S01E01]
Released: 2009-09-23, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 20.377
I gotta buy a motorized tie rack."
#15
Pilot - Modern Family [S01E01]
Released: 2009-09-23, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 20.157
Uh, excuse me, sir. We ask that all mall-walkers stay to the right.
#16
Pilot - Modern Family [S01E01]
Released: 2009-09-23, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 19.988
Just text me. All right. That's not gonna happen.
#17
Pilot - Modern Family [S01E01]
Released: 2009-09-23, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 19.962
Kids? [Sighs] Phil, would you get them? [Video Game Sounds]
#18
Pilot - Modern Family [S01E01]
Released: 2009-09-23, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 19.893
- What's more important here, Dad? - You can shoot him afterwards.
#19
Pilot - Modern Family [S01E01]
Released: 2009-09-23, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 19.676
"Shoot Luke." Sorry, dude. It's on the calendar.
#20
Pilot - Modern Family [S01E01]
Released: 2009-09-23, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 19.546
Gloria, they're 0 and 6. Let's take it down a notch.
#21
Pilot - Modern Family [S01E01]
Released: 2009-09-23, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 19.532
And, wow! You're not wearing that outfit.
#22
Pilot - Modern Family [S01E01]
Released: 2009-09-23, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 19.510
This baby would have grown up in a crowded orphanage if it wasn't for us "cream puffs."
#23
Pilot - Modern Family [S01E01]
Released: 2009-09-23, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 19.341
- Oh, yeah. That looks really cute, sweetheart. - Thanks.
#24
Pilot - Modern Family [S01E01]
Released: 2009-09-23, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 19.336
"WTF"- Why the face?
#25
Pilot - Modern Family [S01E01]
Released: 2009-09-23, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 19.238
- Look at that baby with those cream puffs. - Okay. Excuse me.