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A Smith in the Hand - American Dad! [S01E09]

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A Smith in the Hand - American Dad! [S01E09]
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Hayley, what the hell's wrong with you? Finish him!
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A Smith in the Hand - American Dad! [S01E09]
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No! I just cleaned this carpet.
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A Smith in the Hand - American Dad! [S01E09]
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Hey, Dad, I need you to sign this permission slip.
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A Smith in the Hand - American Dad! [S01E09]
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Roger, you do not tackle Hayley. If you do that again, you're going on the Naughty Spot. Shut up, cowpoo!
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A Smith in the Hand - American Dad! [S01E09]
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Oh, what fresh hell is this?
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A Smith in the Hand - American Dad! [S01E09]
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- Rise and shine!
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A Smith in the Hand - American Dad! [S01E09]
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Trash TV and booze.
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A Smith in the Hand - American Dad! [S01E09]
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Caleb, I'm gonna get this dark skinned one ready for bed and put him to sleep with my own voice. Afterwards, we will sit on the couch and talk about what happened, just you and me. Okay. I'll be waiting for you when you're done in there.
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A Smith in the Hand - American Dad! [S01E09]
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Hayley's gonna wet her pants, so you better be on the rug before she does it. I HAVE TO GO PEE!
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A Smith in the Hand - American Dad! [S01E09]
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Roger, get off of her! You're going to break her back! Shut up, cowpoo!
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A Smith in the Hand - American Dad! [S01E09]
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Francine, I really hate your Boy Like That song you sang with Hayley. I feel like I wanna slap the shit out of you when you start singing. I’ll sing my part for you Roger. See if you like it.
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A Smith in the Hand - American Dad! [S01E09]
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Upside-down margarita!
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A Smith in the Hand - American Dad! [S01E09]
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Roger, Francine's going to count to three. And you better be on the rug before you make Hayley pee her pants! I HAVE TO GO PEE!
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A Smith in the Hand - American Dad! [S01E09]
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Hmm. Could you give us a moment, Steve?
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A Smith in the Hand - American Dad! [S01E09]
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Why do we keep grazing here?
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A Smith in the Hand - American Dad! [S01E09]
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They're teaching sex education at school.
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A Smith in the Hand - American Dad! [S01E09]
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and not once have I ever played a solo on the devil's clarinet.
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A Smith in the Hand - American Dad! [S01E09]
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Hayley, you take that back!
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A Smith in the Hand - American Dad! [S01E09]
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Stan, the gray one needs to go on the Naughty Spot because he was told not to tackle Hayley. Roger, I told you not to tackle Hayley. Now you stay on the Naughty Spot until I come and get you.
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A Smith in the Hand - American Dad! [S01E09]
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Holy cow! You just blew my mind!
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A Smith in the Hand - American Dad! [S01E09]
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- Okay, look, Stan's been- -... spanking the monkey.
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A Smith in the Hand - American Dad! [S01E09]
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Francine, your Botox is wearing off.
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A Smith in the Hand - American Dad! [S01E09]
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You know it's rude to tackle Hayley like that, do you? I said no. Now get away.
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A Smith in the Hand - American Dad! [S01E09]
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Oh, come on! As a shut-in, l only have two pleasures:
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A Smith in the Hand - American Dad! [S01E09]
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and I still have some questions about... sex.