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The 23rd - New Girl [S01E09]

TV-14 Comedy
 

The gang attends Schmidt's holiday office party and Jess frets when she receives an expensive gift from Paul.

#1
The 23rd - New Girl [S01E09]
Released: 2011-12-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 19.977
- What are you doing in here? - Eating cookies, avoiding confrontation.
#2
The 23rd - New Girl [S01E09]
Released: 2011-12-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 18.894
Oh, no, no, this is my very good friend Schmidt...
#3
The 23rd - New Girl [S01E09]
Released: 2011-12-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 18.455
Uh, and sandalwood. Sandalwood, always up to no good.
#4
The 23rd - New Girl [S01E09]
Released: 2011-12-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 17.729
Thank you, LeBron.
#5
The 23rd - New Girl [S01E09]
Released: 2011-12-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 17.572
Whew, that eggnog is deadly.
#6
The 23rd - New Girl [S01E09]
Released: 2011-12-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 17.489
Oh, a menorah. Judaism, son.
#7
The 23rd - New Girl [S01E09]
Released: 2011-12-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 16.658
At night, the whole block lights up with Christmas decorations. It's so beautiful.
#8
The 23rd - New Girl [S01E09]
Released: 2011-12-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 16.504
Candy Cane Lane is shut down.
#9
The 23rd - New Girl [S01E09]
Released: 2011-12-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 15.467
- No Cinco de Sexy. - And no Sexy Martin Luther King?
#10
The 23rd - New Girl [S01E09]
Released: 2011-12-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 15.367
"Anatomically correct heart of a 50-year-old nonsmoker."
#11
The 23rd - New Girl [S01E09]
Released: 2011-12-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 15.247
Make it the Candy Cane Lane or whatever!
#12
The 23rd - New Girl [S01E09]
Released: 2011-12-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 14.962
Oh, my God. - Please, this is my nightmare!
#13
The 23rd - New Girl [S01E09]
Released: 2011-12-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 14.634
I can't believe Jess got me roller skates for Christmas.
#14
The 23rd - New Girl [S01E09]
Released: 2011-12-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 14.400
Very funny. Very good try but no.
#15
The 23rd - New Girl [S01E09]
Released: 2011-12-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 14.336
- Schmidt, it's a menorah for you. - Menorah.
#16
The 23rd - New Girl [S01E09]
Released: 2011-12-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 14.206
- Where are we, Jess? - We are on Candy Cane Lane.
#17
The 23rd - New Girl [S01E09]
Released: 2011-12-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 14.089
Winston! Schmidt! Help me!
#18
The 23rd - New Girl [S01E09]
Released: 2011-12-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 13.608
I don't want to call Wednesday "hump day."
#19
The 23rd - New Girl [S01E09]
Released: 2011-12-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 13.589
- Yes, Uncle Pardeep. - Heh.
#20
The 23rd - New Girl [S01E09]
Released: 2011-12-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 13.322
It's perfume.
#21
The 23rd - New Girl [S01E09]
Released: 2011-12-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 12.931
I'm not gonna hurt you.
#22
The 23rd - New Girl [S01E09]
Released: 2011-12-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 12.869
I'm always in the wrong place at the wrong time.
#23
The 23rd - New Girl [S01E09]
Released: 2011-12-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 12.851
- No Sexy Easter Bunny. - What about, uh, Cinco de Sexy?
#24
The 23rd - New Girl [S01E09]
Released: 2011-12-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 12.499
- Paul told me he loved me. - Hm.
#25
The 23rd - New Girl [S01E09]
Released: 2011-12-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 12.418
Don't lead him on, you'll just hurt him more.