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The 23rd - New Girl [S01E09]

TV-14 Comedy
 

The gang attends Schmidt's holiday office party and Jess frets when she receives an expensive gift from Paul.

#1
The 23rd - New Girl [S01E09]
Released: 2011-12-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 19.219
- What are you doing in here? - Eating cookies, avoiding confrontation.
#2
The 23rd - New Girl [S01E09]
Released: 2011-12-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 17.072
Whew, that eggnog is deadly.
#3
The 23rd - New Girl [S01E09]
Released: 2011-12-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 16.587
At night, the whole block lights up with Christmas decorations. It's so beautiful.
#4
The 23rd - New Girl [S01E09]
Released: 2011-12-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 16.303
Uh, and sandalwood. Sandalwood, always up to no good.
#5
The 23rd - New Girl [S01E09]
Released: 2011-12-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 16.271
Oh, no, no, this is my very good friend Schmidt...
#6
The 23rd - New Girl [S01E09]
Released: 2011-12-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 15.899
Thank you, LeBron.
#7
The 23rd - New Girl [S01E09]
Released: 2011-12-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 15.559
- No Cinco de Sexy. - And no Sexy Martin Luther King?
#8
The 23rd - New Girl [S01E09]
Released: 2011-12-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 15.028
Candy Cane Lane is shut down.
#9
The 23rd - New Girl [S01E09]
Released: 2011-12-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 14.790
Oh, a menorah. Judaism, son.
#10
The 23rd - New Girl [S01E09]
Released: 2011-12-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 14.448
Very funny. Very good try but no.
#11
The 23rd - New Girl [S01E09]
Released: 2011-12-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 14.263
I can't believe Jess got me roller skates for Christmas.
#12
The 23rd - New Girl [S01E09]
Released: 2011-12-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 13.946
Oh, my God. - Please, this is my nightmare!
#13
The 23rd - New Girl [S01E09]
Released: 2011-12-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 13.822
Make it the Candy Cane Lane or whatever!
#14
The 23rd - New Girl [S01E09]
Released: 2011-12-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 13.606
- Yes, Uncle Pardeep. - Heh.
#15
The 23rd - New Girl [S01E09]
Released: 2011-12-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 13.398
Winston! Schmidt! Help me!
#16
The 23rd - New Girl [S01E09]
Released: 2011-12-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 12.831
I'm not gonna hurt you.
#17
The 23rd - New Girl [S01E09]
Released: 2011-12-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 12.815
- No Sexy Easter Bunny. - What about, uh, Cinco de Sexy?
#18
The 23rd - New Girl [S01E09]
Released: 2011-12-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 12.676
I don't want to call Wednesday "hump day."
#19
The 23rd - New Girl [S01E09]
Released: 2011-12-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 12.601
It's perfume.
#20
The 23rd - New Girl [S01E09]
Released: 2011-12-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 12.467
- Paul told me he loved me. - Hm.
#21
The 23rd - New Girl [S01E09]
Released: 2011-12-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 12.063
I'm always in the wrong place at the wrong time.
#22
The 23rd - New Girl [S01E09]
Released: 2011-12-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 11.906
That's a lie.
#23
The 23rd - New Girl [S01E09]
Released: 2011-12-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 11.798
Four calling birds Three French hens
#24
The 23rd - New Girl [S01E09]
Released: 2011-12-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 11.741
Don't lead him on, you'll just hurt him more.
#25
The 23rd - New Girl [S01E09]
Released: 2011-12-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 11.495
"Anatomically correct heart of a 50-year-old nonsmoker."