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The 23rd - New Girl [S01E09]

TV-14 Comedy
 

The gang attends Schmidt's holiday office party and Jess frets when she receives an expensive gift from Paul.

#1
The 23rd - New Girl [S01E09]
Released: 2011-12-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 16.406
At night, the whole block lights up with Christmas decorations. It's so beautiful.
#2
The 23rd - New Girl [S01E09]
Released: 2011-12-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 16.072
Whew, that eggnog is deadly.
#3
The 23rd - New Girl [S01E09]
Released: 2011-12-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 15.210
- No Cinco de Sexy. - And no Sexy Martin Luther King?
#4
The 23rd - New Girl [S01E09]
Released: 2011-12-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 14.929
- What are you doing in here? - Eating cookies, avoiding confrontation.
#5
The 23rd - New Girl [S01E09]
Released: 2011-12-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 14.125
I can't believe Jess got me roller skates for Christmas.
#6
The 23rd - New Girl [S01E09]
Released: 2011-12-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 13.393
Winston! Schmidt! Help me!
#7
The 23rd - New Girl [S01E09]
Released: 2011-12-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 13.245
Candy Cane Lane is shut down.
#8
The 23rd - New Girl [S01E09]
Released: 2011-12-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 12.982
- Yes, Uncle Pardeep. - Heh.
#9
The 23rd - New Girl [S01E09]
Released: 2011-12-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 12.951
I'm not gonna hurt you.
#10
The 23rd - New Girl [S01E09]
Released: 2011-12-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 12.808
Thank you, LeBron.
#11
The 23rd - New Girl [S01E09]
Released: 2011-12-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 12.560
- No Sexy Easter Bunny. - What about, uh, Cinco de Sexy?
#12
The 23rd - New Girl [S01E09]
Released: 2011-12-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 12.101
I don't want to call Wednesday "hump day."
#13
The 23rd - New Girl [S01E09]
Released: 2011-12-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 11.962
Make it the Candy Cane Lane or whatever!
#14
The 23rd - New Girl [S01E09]
Released: 2011-12-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 11.923
Oh, no, no, this is my very good friend Schmidt...
#15
The 23rd - New Girl [S01E09]
Released: 2011-12-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 11.816
Four calling birds Three French hens
#16
The 23rd - New Girl [S01E09]
Released: 2011-12-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 11.281
Oh, my God. - Please, this is my nightmare!
#17
The 23rd - New Girl [S01E09]
Released: 2011-12-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 10.924
- You need to take me seriously, Kim. - That mean no more Sexy Easter Bunny?
#18
The 23rd - New Girl [S01E09]
Released: 2011-12-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 10.755
- Where are we, Jess? - We are on Candy Cane Lane.
#19
The 23rd - New Girl [S01E09]
Released: 2011-12-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 10.730
Come on, Paul!
#20
The 23rd - New Girl [S01E09]
Released: 2011-12-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 10.711
Uh, and sandalwood. Sandalwood, always up to no good.
#21
The 23rd - New Girl [S01E09]
Released: 2011-12-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 10.500
Oh, a menorah. Judaism, son.
#22
The 23rd - New Girl [S01E09]
Released: 2011-12-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 10.410
"Anatomically correct heart of a 50-year-old nonsmoker."
#23
The 23rd - New Girl [S01E09]
Released: 2011-12-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 10.370
I should just put it off till later, after the holidays.
#24
The 23rd - New Girl [S01E09]
Released: 2011-12-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 10.278
You should not have said that. - Don't.
#25
The 23rd - New Girl [S01E09]
Released: 2011-12-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 10.241
and I'm trying really hard not to get hurt again.