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The Masseuse - Seinfeld [S05E09]

TV-PG Comedy
 

Jerry gets mad when he dates a masseuse. Kramer and George get massages while Jerry doesn't. Meanwhile, Elaine's new boyfriend is Joel Rifkin, an innocent man who shares the same name as one of New York's most notorious serial killers.

#1
The Masseuse - Seinfeld [S05E09]
Released: 1993-11-18, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 28.912
Would Joel Rifkin report to the stadium office.
#2
The Masseuse - Seinfeld [S05E09]
Released: 1993-11-18, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 26.591
"Can you believe it? I'm vomiting on June 29th again."
#3
The Masseuse - Seinfeld [S05E09]
Released: 1993-11-18, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 25.383
Little Stuart Rifkin likes to go shopping with his mother.
#4
The Masseuse - Seinfeld [S05E09]
Released: 1993-11-18, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 25.232
Yes. Because my previous vomit was also June 29th, 1972.
#5
The Masseuse - Seinfeld [S05E09]
Released: 1993-11-18, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 24.830
It's killing me, Jerry!
#6
The Masseuse - Seinfeld [S05E09]
Released: 1993-11-18, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 24.698
I feel full after the risotto.
#7
The Masseuse - Seinfeld [S05E09]
Released: 1993-11-18, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 24.141
I don't submit to forcible massage.
#8
The Masseuse - Seinfeld [S05E09]
Released: 1993-11-18, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 23.959
Joel Rifkin, telephone.
#9
The Masseuse - Seinfeld [S05E09]
Released: 1993-11-18, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 23.207
Come on, just look at me. Now tell me I'm not Kramer.
#10
The Masseuse - Seinfeld [S05E09]
Released: 1993-11-18, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 23.197
Hey! I am looser than creamed corn.
#11
The Masseuse - Seinfeld [S05E09]
Released: 1993-11-18, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 21.956
I'm Claude Seinfeld.
#12
The Masseuse - Seinfeld [S05E09]
Released: 1993-11-18, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 20.671
Remy Rifkin?
#13
The Masseuse - Seinfeld [S05E09]
Released: 1993-11-18, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 20.483
You're a massage teaser.
#14
The Masseuse - Seinfeld [S05E09]
Released: 1993-11-18, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 20.302
...and after every sip, he would go:
#15
The Masseuse - Seinfeld [S05E09]
Released: 1993-11-18, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 19.652
So apparently, adoption leads to serial killing.
#16
The Masseuse - Seinfeld [S05E09]
Released: 1993-11-18, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 18.705
Sounds of the forest.
#17
The Masseuse - Seinfeld [S05E09]
Released: 1993-11-18, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 18.263
A woman that hates me this much comes along once in a lifetime.
#18
The Masseuse - Seinfeld [S05E09]
Released: 1993-11-18, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 18.075
"You know, sometimes I feel like I don't even know who you are anymore."
#19
The Masseuse - Seinfeld [S05E09]
Released: 1993-11-18, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 17.958
Remy.
#20
The Masseuse - Seinfeld [S05E09]
Released: 1993-11-18, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 17.827
Ned's a guy who buys irregular underwear. Next.
#21
The Masseuse - Seinfeld [S05E09]
Released: 1993-11-18, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 17.448
I like carrots, but I'm in Idaho, I want a potato.
#22
The Masseuse - Seinfeld [S05E09]
Released: 1993-11-18, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 17.359
No. Veto.
#23
The Masseuse - Seinfeld [S05E09]
Released: 1993-11-18, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 17.350
- Karen? - Risotto.
#24
The Masseuse - Seinfeld [S05E09]
Released: 1993-11-18, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 17.350
No means no.
#25
The Masseuse - Seinfeld [S05E09]
Released: 1993-11-18, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 17.244
- What? - The massages are out!