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Club Paradise (1986)

PG-13 Comedy
 

Injured while risking his life to save an angry German shepard, Chicago Firefighter Jack Moniker retires and moves to a small carribean island named St. Nicholas. There, he is befriended by...

#1
Club Paradise (1986)
Year: 1986, Rated: PG-13
Score: 26.268
Yeah. You ever heard of a Chinese basket job?
#2
Club Paradise (1986)
Year: 1986, Rated: PG-13
Score: 25.045
I could have done the same dive myself if I didn't have this diarrhea.
#3
Club Paradise (1986)
Year: 1986, Rated: PG-13
Score: 23.590
Barry Steinberg. Barry Nye. Smoked meats.
#4
Club Paradise (1986)
Year: 1986, Rated: PG-13
Score: 22.190
Dealer? I'm a taxi driver, man.
#5
Club Paradise (1986)
Year: 1986, Rated: PG-13
Score: 21.706
They said that you weren't fit to sleep with pigs. But I stood up for you.
#6
Club Paradise (1986)
Year: 1986, Rated: PG-13
Score: 21.593
Meat.
#7
Club Paradise (1986)
Year: 1986, Rated: PG-13
Score: 21.254
It's a snake! Don't panic!
#8
Club Paradise (1986)
Year: 1986, Rated: PG-13
Score: 20.742
How was that shower?
#9
Club Paradise (1986)
Year: 1986, Rated: PG-13
Score: 18.758
This beach is dead. It's all Preparation and no H.
#10
Club Paradise (1986)
Year: 1986, Rated: PG-13
Score: 17.845
- We're looking for Johnny. - Who's Johnny?
#11
Club Paradise (1986)
Year: 1986, Rated: PG-13
Score: 17.717
- Look at these two Aqua Velva's. - Hi.
#12
Club Paradise (1986)
Year: 1986, Rated: PG-13
Score: 17.697
They're probably gay. They're a couple of moes.
#13
Club Paradise (1986)
Year: 1986, Rated: PG-13
Score: 16.947
Well, if there isn't any hope, why don't you leave?
#14
Club Paradise (1986)
Year: 1986, Rated: PG-13
Score: 16.891
- Dynamite rays, man. - Dynamite rays.
#15
Club Paradise (1986)
Year: 1986, Rated: PG-13
Score: 16.362
Randy!
#16
Club Paradise (1986)
Year: 1986, Rated: PG-13
Score: 16.332
"No man is an island," Jack.
#17
Club Paradise (1986)
Year: 1986, Rated: PG-13
Score: 15.717
Limbo time, everybody. How low can you go?
#18
Club Paradise (1986)
Year: 1986, Rated: PG-13
Score: 15.398
I'm not cut out for this.
#19
Club Paradise (1986)
Year: 1986, Rated: PG-13
Score: 15.260
Hey, Jackson.
#20
Club Paradise (1986)
Year: 1986, Rated: PG-13
Score: 15.175
Randy, I want to be naked for the rest of my life.
#21
Club Paradise (1986)
Year: 1986, Rated: PG-13
Score: 14.836
This stuff is totally tubular, okay?
#22
Club Paradise (1986)
Year: 1986, Rated: PG-13
Score: 14.544
Today is a day that will live in infamosity.
#23
Club Paradise (1986)
Year: 1986, Rated: PG-13
Score: 14.354
There's too much.
#24
Club Paradise (1986)
Year: 1986, Rated: PG-13
Score: 14.175
- I am! - I am!
#25
Club Paradise (1986)
Year: 1986, Rated: PG-13
Score: 13.986
those two scrags are going to start looking pretty good.