The One in Massapequa - Friends [S08E18]

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The One in Massapequa - Friends [S08E18]
TV-PG ComedyRomance

The gang attend a party for Monica and Ross's parents' 35th wedding anniversary. Monica tries to make everyone cry with her speech. Phoebe's overly-enthusiastic date irritates everyone. Ross and Rachel are forced to pretend to be married.

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28 Mar 2002
The One in Massapequa
Gary Halvorson
He treats me like a queen. Except when he treats me like a naughty girl. He treats me like a queen. Except when he treats me like a naughty girl. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#1
Released 2002-03-28, Rated TV-PG
Score 21.807
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#2
Released 2002-03-28, Rated TV-PG
Score 20.397
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Released 2002-03-28, Rated TV-PG
Score 19.619
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#4
Released 2002-03-28, Rated TV-PG
Score 19.445
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That's where we had our first date.
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Released 2002-03-28, Rated TV-PG
Score 18.820
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Released 2002-03-28, Rated TV-PG
Score 17.928
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We'll see you later.
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Released 2002-03-28, Rated TV-PG
Score 17.776
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Released 2002-03-28, Rated TV-PG
Score 17.065
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Don't let the "best door in the world" hit you in the ass on your way out. Don't let the "best door in the world" hit you in the ass on your way out. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#9
Released 2002-03-28, Rated TV-PG
Score 16.378
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Massapequa, it sounds magical. Is it steeped in Native American history? Massapequa, it sounds magical. Is it steeped in Native American history? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#10
Released 2002-03-28, Rated TV-PG
Score 15.501
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Massapequa, it sounds magical. Is it steeped in Native American history?
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#11
Released 2002-03-28, Rated TV-PG
Score 15.116
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It just isn't feasible.
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The birthdays, the proms, the mitzvahs, both bar and bat! The birthdays, the proms, the mitzvahs, both bar and bat! Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#12
Released 2002-03-28, Rated TV-PG
Score 14.846
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The birthdays, the proms, the mitzvahs, both bar and bat!
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Released 2002-03-28, Rated TV-PG
Score 14.458
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Let's call a spade a spade. This party stinks.
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#14
Released 2002-03-28, Rated TV-PG
Score 12.688
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Oh, good God, Ross, how the hell do you do it?
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#15
Released 2002-03-28, Rated TV-PG
Score 12.613
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What was wrong with Mona?
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#16
Released 2002-03-28, Rated TV-PG
Score 12.343
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Released 2002-03-28, Rated TV-PG
Score 12.212
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Released 2002-03-28, Rated TV-PG
Score 11.402
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Released 2002-03-28, Rated TV-PG
Score 11.300
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You're not saying anything? On our 35th wedding anniversary? You're not saying anything? On our 35th wedding anniversary? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#20
Released 2002-03-28, Rated TV-PG
Score 10.955
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You're not saying anything? On our 35th wedding anniversary?
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Monica couldn't get braces because Chi-Chi needed knee surgery. Monica couldn't get braces because Chi-Chi needed knee surgery. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#21
Released 2002-03-28, Rated TV-PG
Score 10.722
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Monica couldn't get braces because Chi-Chi needed knee surgery.
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Released 2002-03-28, Rated TV-PG
Score 10.374
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-I've got the car keys. -We're driving? Aces.
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Well, there is an Arby's in the shape of a tepee. Well, there is an Arby's in the shape of a tepee. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Released 2002-03-28, Rated TV-PG
Score 10.350
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Released 2002-03-28, Rated TV-PG
Score 9.8227
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Did he put a little starch in your bloomers?
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Released 2002-03-28, Rated TV-PG
Score 9.7405
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You are like Santa Claus on Prozac.
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