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Bowie - Flight of the Conchords [S01E06]

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Upset when Murray says he's too small during a photo shoot, Bret decides that Jemaine can help him get over his funk. That night, a 1972-era David Bowie advises Bret to wear an eye patch. ...

#1
Bowie - Flight of the Conchords [S01E06]
Released: 2007-07-22, Rated: TV-14
Score: 22.973
are too deep-set to be classically handsome.
#2
Bowie - Flight of the Conchords [S01E06]
Released: 2007-07-22, Rated: TV-14
Score: 22.465
♪ Wear the eye patch, Bret ♪
#3
Bowie - Flight of the Conchords [S01E06]
Released: 2007-07-22, Rated: TV-14
Score: 22.096
David Bowie told me to do it in a dream.
#4
Bowie - Flight of the Conchords [S01E06]
Released: 2007-07-22, Rated: TV-14
Score: 21.952
- Bret's bulimic. - What? No, I'm not.
#5
Bowie - Flight of the Conchords [S01E06]
Released: 2007-07-22, Rated: TV-14
Score: 21.776
I think sometimes you hear what you want to hear.
#6
Bowie - Flight of the Conchords [S01E06]
Released: 2007-07-22, Rated: TV-14
Score: 21.101
being a little bit bulimic.
#7
Bowie - Flight of the Conchords [S01E06]
Released: 2007-07-22, Rated: TV-14
Score: 18.745
Yeah, it might be a bit weird.
#8
Bowie - Flight of the Conchords [S01E06]
Released: 2007-07-22, Rated: TV-14
Score: 18.405
Do you think my facial features are too deep-set
#9
Bowie - Flight of the Conchords [S01E06]
Released: 2007-07-22, Rated: TV-14
Score: 18.315
to be considered classically handsome?
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Bowie - Flight of the Conchords [S01E06]
Released: 2007-07-22, Rated: TV-14
Score: 18.028
♪ Wear the funky funky eye patch. ♪
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Bowie - Flight of the Conchords [S01E06]
Released: 2007-07-22, Rated: TV-14
Score: 18.006
I was wearing makeup. I had lightning bolts on my wanger.
#12
Bowie - Flight of the Conchords [S01E06]
Released: 2007-07-22, Rated: TV-14
Score: 17.747
No, I'm David Bowie.
#13
Bowie - Flight of the Conchords [S01E06]
Released: 2007-07-22, Rated: TV-14
Score: 17.637
- Is it a really big biscuit? - It's not a biscuit!
#14
Bowie - Flight of the Conchords [S01E06]
Released: 2007-07-22, Rated: TV-14
Score: 17.004
So you showed your penis to the man from the greeting-card company?
#15
Bowie - Flight of the Conchords [S01E06]
Released: 2007-07-22, Rated: TV-14
Score: 16.999
It's 1972 David Bowie from the Ziggy Stardust tour.
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Bowie - Flight of the Conchords [S01E06]
Released: 2007-07-22, Rated: TV-14
Score: 16.949
No, that's not gay.
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Bowie - Flight of the Conchords [S01E06]
Released: 2007-07-22, Rated: TV-14
Score: 16.848
♪ That's pretty far out, man ♪
#18
Bowie - Flight of the Conchords [S01E06]
Released: 2007-07-22, Rated: TV-14
Score: 16.690
♪ That's pretty freaky, Bowie ♪
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Bowie - Flight of the Conchords [S01E06]
Released: 2007-07-22, Rated: TV-14
Score: 16.648
It wouldn't be gay to put a wig on a man and pretend they're a woman.
#20
Bowie - Flight of the Conchords [S01E06]
Released: 2007-07-22, Rated: TV-14
Score: 16.639
It's 1986 David Bowie from the movie "Labyrinth."
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Bowie - Flight of the Conchords [S01E06]
Released: 2007-07-22, Rated: TV-14
Score: 16.272
Bret, I'm kind of doing all the work in this conversation.
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Bowie - Flight of the Conchords [S01E06]
Released: 2007-07-22, Rated: TV-14
Score: 16.127
Jemaine, you look like an ogre that works in the library.
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Bowie - Flight of the Conchords [S01E06]
Released: 2007-07-22, Rated: TV-14
Score: 16.121
whereas Jemaine's facial features
#24
Bowie - Flight of the Conchords [S01E06]
Released: 2007-07-22, Rated: TV-14
Score: 16.107
- That's gymnasts, Murray. - Is it?
#25
Bowie - Flight of the Conchords [S01E06]
Released: 2007-07-22, Rated: TV-14
Score: 15.786
Just a compliment about your beard being good.