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Mystery, Alaska (1999)

R ComedyDramaSport
 

This comedy is about the residents of a small town who get over-excited when their hockey team gets chosen to host a televised event

#1
Mystery, Alaska (1999)
Year: 1999, Rated: R
Score: 30.010
I have a toy pony. He takes big shits.
#2
Mystery, Alaska (1999)
Year: 1999, Rated: R
Score: 26.561
What the fuck-ass fuck of a bum-fuck, shithole town is this?
#3
Mystery, Alaska (1999)
Year: 1999, Rated: R
Score: 25.071
Yeah, well, forgive me, Your Honor. I'm fat.
#4
Mystery, Alaska (1999)
Year: 1999, Rated: R
Score: 23.445
"What the fuck-ass fuck of a bum-fuck shithole town is this?"
#5
Mystery, Alaska (1999)
Year: 1999, Rated: R
Score: 22.669
I'm a premature ejaculator.
#6
Mystery, Alaska (1999)
Year: 1999, Rated: R
Score: 22.657
"Mother walrus going thwap, thwap, thwap"?
#7
Mystery, Alaska (1999)
Year: 1999, Rated: R
Score: 22.287
And joining me right now is hockey legend Donnie Shulzhoffer...
#8
Mystery, Alaska (1999)
Year: 1999, Rated: R
Score: 21.460
- I'm a big guy! - Okay!
#9
Mystery, Alaska (1999)
Year: 1999, Rated: R
Score: 20.663
Oh, Skank.
#10
Mystery, Alaska (1999)
Year: 1999, Rated: R
Score: 20.470
with a big heart and a big bag of knuckles...
#11
Mystery, Alaska (1999)
Year: 1999, Rated: R
Score: 19.760
All right? It isn't exactly rocket surgery.
#12
Mystery, Alaska (1999)
Year: 1999, Rated: R
Score: 19.566
Blow it out your ass.
#13
Mystery, Alaska (1999)
Year: 1999, Rated: R
Score: 19.434
Do you know where a guy can get a rub and a tug around here?
#14
Mystery, Alaska (1999)
Year: 1999, Rated: R
Score: 19.143
Women don't like being referred to as fat mammals, Skank.
#15
Mystery, Alaska (1999)
Year: 1999, Rated: R
Score: 18.955
Joey!
#16
Mystery, Alaska (1999)
Year: 1999, Rated: R
Score: 18.944
Oh, a Zamboni. Gettin' wet just thinking about it.
#17
Mystery, Alaska (1999)
Year: 1999, Rated: R
Score: 18.891
Sarah Heinz.
#18
Mystery, Alaska (1999)
Year: 1999, Rated: R
Score: 18.461
- Thwap, thwap, thwap. - The boy's got no shame.
#19
Mystery, Alaska (1999)
Year: 1999, Rated: R
Score: 18.100
I play hockey and I fornicate...
#20
Mystery, Alaska (1999)
Year: 1999, Rated: R
Score: 17.666
I'll play those Rangers.
#21
Mystery, Alaska (1999)
Year: 1999, Rated: R
Score: 17.344
Dear Abby.
#22
Mystery, Alaska (1999)
Year: 1999, Rated: R
Score: 17.012
Walter, if you don't leave, I swear I'll tell you.
#23
Mystery, Alaska (1999)
Year: 1999, Rated: R
Score: 16.761
It was 'cause of your sister's breasts. They're perky.
#24
Mystery, Alaska (1999)
Year: 1999, Rated: R
Score: 16.408
Now Skank Marden carries out.
#25
Mystery, Alaska (1999)
Year: 1999, Rated: R
Score: 16.391
That's-That's not a very nice thing to say.