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The Love Guru (2008)

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Pitka an American raised outside of his country by gurus, returns to the States in order to break into the self-help business. His first challenge: To settle the romantic troubles and subsequent professional skid of a star hockey player whose wife left...

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#1
The Love Guru (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 35.189
Blowme, yeah. Blowme.
#2
The Love Guru (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 31.990
And my guru, Guru Tugginmypudha had a guru, Guru Cheddafrumunda.
#3
The Love Guru (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 30.424
(ELEPHANT TRUMPETING)
#4
The Love Guru (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 30.142
"That looks like a penis, only smaller."
#5
The Love Guru (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 29.932
Get off my tits!
#6
The Love Guru (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 29.560
Yes, I am, asshole-face man!
#7
The Love Guru (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 29.474
And Guru Cheddafrumunda had a guru, Guru Hathasmalvena.
#8
The Love Guru (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 28.841
Exactly.
#9
The Love Guru (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 28.804
I speak of intimacy, or "into-me-I-see."
#10
The Love Guru (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 28.741
It's called, What's This? A Dead One of These.
#11
The Love Guru (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 28.476
Blowme is a good way to remember that. Blowme, yeah.
#12
The Love Guru (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 28.334
Pop-Tart with the ketchup.
#13
The Love Guru (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 27.950
I'm beautiful and I have a secret.
#14
The Love Guru (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 27.829
Ball-gazer!
#15
The Love Guru (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 27.658
Ball-gazer! Oh, my God! There you go!
#16
The Love Guru (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 27.227
(FARTS)
#17
The Love Guru (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 26.779
Blowme.
#18
The Love Guru (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 26.764
Omar Sharif, my balls!
#19
The Love Guru (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 26.554
Looks like he's smuggling a schnauzer.
#20
The Love Guru (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 26.531
Come, Rajneesh, a breakthrough!
#21
The Love Guru (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 26.238
You have gone from nowhere to now here.
#22
The Love Guru (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 26.188
(GROANING)
#23
The Love Guru (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 26.167
My balls, you prick!
#24
The Love Guru (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 26.091
He's been on Oprah.
#25
The Love Guru (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 26.004
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