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The Love Guru (2008)

PG-13 ComedyRomanceSport
 

Pitka an American raised outside of his country by gurus, returns to the States in order to break into the self-help business. His first challenge: To settle the romantic troubles and subsequent professional skid of a star hockey player whose wife left...

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#1
The Love Guru (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 35.727
Blowme, yeah. Blowme.
#2
The Love Guru (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 32.504
And my guru, Guru Tugginmypudha had a guru, Guru Cheddafrumunda.
#3
The Love Guru (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 30.650
"That looks like a penis, only smaller."
#4
The Love Guru (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 30.619
(ELEPHANT TRUMPETING)
#5
The Love Guru (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 30.192
Get off my tits!
#6
The Love Guru (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 30.111
Yes, I am, asshole-face man!
#7
The Love Guru (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 29.874
And Guru Cheddafrumunda had a guru, Guru Hathasmalvena.
#8
The Love Guru (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 29.655
I speak of intimacy, or "into-me-I-see."
#9
The Love Guru (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 29.484
Pop-Tart with the ketchup.
#10
The Love Guru (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 29.414
It's called, What's This? A Dead One of These.
#11
The Love Guru (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 29.327
Exactly.
#12
The Love Guru (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 28.841
Blowme is a good way to remember that. Blowme, yeah.
#13
The Love Guru (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 28.168
Ball-gazer!
#14
The Love Guru (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 28.118
I'm beautiful and I have a secret.
#15
The Love Guru (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 27.779
Ball-gazer! Oh, my God! There you go!
#16
The Love Guru (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 27.671
(FARTS)
#17
The Love Guru (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 27.095
Omar Sharif, my balls!
#18
The Love Guru (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 27.019
Blowme.
#19
The Love Guru (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 26.833
You have gone from nowhere to now here.
#20
The Love Guru (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 26.807
Break the pickle. Tickle, tickle.
#21
The Love Guru (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 26.787
Looks like he's smuggling a schnauzer.
#22
The Love Guru (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 26.680
(GROANING)
#23
The Love Guru (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 26.633
Come, Rajneesh, a breakthrough!
#24
The Love Guru (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 26.507
French-Canadian goalie, Jacques "Le Coq" Grande.
#25
The Love Guru (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: PG-13
Score: 26.473
Or "into-me-I-see."