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The Cafe - Seinfeld [S03E07]

TV-PG Comedy
 

Jerry tries to help a new immigrant restaurant owner across the street from him. George, afraid of embarrassment, asks Elaine to take an IQ test for him.

#1
The Cafe - Seinfeld [S03E07]
Released: 1991-11-06, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 26.128
Bazooka Joe.
#2
The Cafe - Seinfeld [S03E07]
Released: 1991-11-06, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 23.349
This woman he's dating is making him take this IQ test for this course.
#3
The Cafe - Seinfeld [S03E07]
Released: 1991-11-06, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 22.375
Why can't you just be? Why can't you live?
#4
The Cafe - Seinfeld [S03E07]
Released: 1991-11-06, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 21.859
People think I'm smart, but I'm not smart.
#5
The Cafe - Seinfeld [S03E07]
Released: 1991-11-06, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 19.986
You very, very bad man.
#6
The Cafe - Seinfeld [S03E07]
Released: 1991-11-06, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 19.578
Snap out of it, you stupid jerk.
#7
The Cafe - Seinfeld [S03E07]
Released: 1991-11-06, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 19.242
I am special. My mother was right.
#8
The Cafe - Seinfeld [S03E07]
Released: 1991-11-06, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 18.560
This is the best tool we have today of measuring a person's intelligence.
#9
The Cafe - Seinfeld [S03E07]
Released: 1991-11-06, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 17.911
It was a madhouse.
#10
The Cafe - Seinfeld [S03E07]
Released: 1991-11-06, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 17.643
- You have any chicken? - The shrimp is stringy?
#11
The Cafe - Seinfeld [S03E07]
Released: 1991-11-06, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 17.540
You're a very kind man.
#12
The Cafe - Seinfeld [S03E07]
Released: 1991-11-06, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 17.399
Oh, hello, professor.
#13
The Cafe - Seinfeld [S03E07]
Released: 1991-11-06, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 17.080
Tell your friends.
#14
The Cafe - Seinfeld [S03E07]
Released: 1991-11-06, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 16.821
- What? - Eighty-five, Jerry! 85 IQ.
#15
The Cafe - Seinfeld [S03E07]
Released: 1991-11-06, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 16.563
I am such a great guy.
#16
The Cafe - Seinfeld [S03E07]
Released: 1991-11-06, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 16.384
- An IQ test. - Why are you taking an IQ test?
#17
The Cafe - Seinfeld [S03E07]
Released: 1991-11-06, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 16.374
You see everything, don't you?
#18
The Cafe - Seinfeld [S03E07]
Released: 1991-11-06, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 16.236
You know, it's the damnedest thing.
#19
The Cafe - Seinfeld [S03E07]
Released: 1991-11-06, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 16.200
Welcome to the Dream Café.
#20
The Cafe - Seinfeld [S03E07]
Released: 1991-11-06, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 15.832
You're eating a turkey sandwich. You want a Nobel Prize?
#21
The Cafe - Seinfeld [S03E07]
Released: 1991-11-06, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 15.777
Why must I always be the focal point of attention?
#22
The Cafe - Seinfeld [S03E07]
Released: 1991-11-06, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 15.730
You're a very kind man. Very kind. Thank you.
#23
The Cafe - Seinfeld [S03E07]
Released: 1991-11-06, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 15.617
- Casus belli. - What's that?
#24
The Cafe - Seinfeld [S03E07]
Released: 1991-11-06, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 15.250
- What? - Statute of limitations.
#25
The Cafe - Seinfeld [S03E07]
Released: 1991-11-06, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 15.144
She's gonna find out I'm a moron.