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The Cafe - Seinfeld [S03E07]

TV-PG Comedy
 

Jerry tries to help a new immigrant restaurant owner across the street from him. George, afraid of embarrassment, asks Elaine to take an IQ test for him.

#1
The Cafe - Seinfeld [S03E07]
Released: 1991-11-06, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 25.260
Bazooka Joe.
#2
The Cafe - Seinfeld [S03E07]
Released: 1991-11-06, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 21.876
Why can't you just be? Why can't you live?
#3
The Cafe - Seinfeld [S03E07]
Released: 1991-11-06, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 20.802
People think I'm smart, but I'm not smart.
#4
The Cafe - Seinfeld [S03E07]
Released: 1991-11-06, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 20.365
This woman he's dating is making him take this IQ test for this course.
#5
The Cafe - Seinfeld [S03E07]
Released: 1991-11-06, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 18.842
You very, very bad man.
#6
The Cafe - Seinfeld [S03E07]
Released: 1991-11-06, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 17.138
Tell your friends.
#7
The Cafe - Seinfeld [S03E07]
Released: 1991-11-06, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 17.055
Snap out of it, you stupid jerk.
#8
The Cafe - Seinfeld [S03E07]
Released: 1991-11-06, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 16.545
I am special. My mother was right.
#9
The Cafe - Seinfeld [S03E07]
Released: 1991-11-06, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 16.483
Oh, hello, professor.
#10
The Cafe - Seinfeld [S03E07]
Released: 1991-11-06, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 16.435
It was a madhouse.
#11
The Cafe - Seinfeld [S03E07]
Released: 1991-11-06, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 16.362
You're a very kind man.
#12
The Cafe - Seinfeld [S03E07]
Released: 1991-11-06, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 16.279
You see everything, don't you?
#13
The Cafe - Seinfeld [S03E07]
Released: 1991-11-06, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 16.253
- What? - Eighty-five, Jerry! 85 IQ.
#14
The Cafe - Seinfeld [S03E07]
Released: 1991-11-06, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 16.113
- You have any chicken? - The shrimp is stringy?
#15
The Cafe - Seinfeld [S03E07]
Released: 1991-11-06, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 16.102
- An IQ test. - Why are you taking an IQ test?
#16
The Cafe - Seinfeld [S03E07]
Released: 1991-11-06, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 15.701
You know, it's the damnedest thing.
#17
The Cafe - Seinfeld [S03E07]
Released: 1991-11-06, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 15.656
Welcome to the Dream Café.
#18
The Cafe - Seinfeld [S03E07]
Released: 1991-11-06, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 15.391
You're a very kind man. Very kind. Thank you.
#19
The Cafe - Seinfeld [S03E07]
Released: 1991-11-06, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 15.194
- Casus belli. - What's that?
#20
The Cafe - Seinfeld [S03E07]
Released: 1991-11-06, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 14.780
She's gonna find out I'm a moron.
#21
The Cafe - Seinfeld [S03E07]
Released: 1991-11-06, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 14.755
But where are people? You see people? Show me people!
#22
The Cafe - Seinfeld [S03E07]
Released: 1991-11-06, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 14.604
- Oh, that sounds like fun. - Yeah, fun.
#23
The Cafe - Seinfeld [S03E07]
Released: 1991-11-06, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 14.415
- What? - Statute of limitations.
#24
The Cafe - Seinfeld [S03E07]
Released: 1991-11-06, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 14.203
- It is indeed my pleasure. - Oh, please.
#25
The Cafe - Seinfeld [S03E07]
Released: 1991-11-06, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 13.993
I am such a great guy.