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The Cafe - Seinfeld [S03E07]

TV-PG Comedy
 

Jerry tries to help a new immigrant restaurant owner across the street from him. George, afraid of embarrassment, asks Elaine to take an IQ test for him.

#1
The Cafe - Seinfeld [S03E07]
Released: 1991-11-06, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 27.199
Bazooka Joe.
#2
The Cafe - Seinfeld [S03E07]
Released: 1991-11-06, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 23.608
This woman he's dating is making him take this IQ test for this course.
#3
The Cafe - Seinfeld [S03E07]
Released: 1991-11-06, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 23.364
People think I'm smart, but I'm not smart.
#4
The Cafe - Seinfeld [S03E07]
Released: 1991-11-06, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 22.803
Why can't you just be? Why can't you live?
#5
The Cafe - Seinfeld [S03E07]
Released: 1991-11-06, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 21.855
I am special. My mother was right.
#6
The Cafe - Seinfeld [S03E07]
Released: 1991-11-06, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 20.802
You very, very bad man.
#7
The Cafe - Seinfeld [S03E07]
Released: 1991-11-06, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 20.226
Snap out of it, you stupid jerk.
#8
The Cafe - Seinfeld [S03E07]
Released: 1991-11-06, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 19.473
Oh, hello, professor.
#9
The Cafe - Seinfeld [S03E07]
Released: 1991-11-06, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 18.858
- You have any chicken? - The shrimp is stringy?
#10
The Cafe - Seinfeld [S03E07]
Released: 1991-11-06, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 18.754
I am such a great guy.
#11
The Cafe - Seinfeld [S03E07]
Released: 1991-11-06, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 18.709
It was a madhouse.
#12
The Cafe - Seinfeld [S03E07]
Released: 1991-11-06, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 18.699
This is the best tool we have today of measuring a person's intelligence.
#13
The Cafe - Seinfeld [S03E07]
Released: 1991-11-06, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 18.591
- What? - Eighty-five, Jerry! 85 IQ.
#14
The Cafe - Seinfeld [S03E07]
Released: 1991-11-06, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 18.253
You're a very kind man.
#15
The Cafe - Seinfeld [S03E07]
Released: 1991-11-06, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 17.631
You know, it's the damnedest thing.
#16
The Cafe - Seinfeld [S03E07]
Released: 1991-11-06, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 17.339
Tell your friends.
#17
The Cafe - Seinfeld [S03E07]
Released: 1991-11-06, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 16.960
- Casus belli. - What's that?
#18
The Cafe - Seinfeld [S03E07]
Released: 1991-11-06, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 16.715
Welcome to the Dream Café.
#19
The Cafe - Seinfeld [S03E07]
Released: 1991-11-06, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 16.607
- An IQ test. - Why are you taking an IQ test?
#20
The Cafe - Seinfeld [S03E07]
Released: 1991-11-06, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 16.544
- What? - Statute of limitations.
#21
The Cafe - Seinfeld [S03E07]
Released: 1991-11-06, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 16.509
...it's just a little stringy.
#22
The Cafe - Seinfeld [S03E07]
Released: 1991-11-06, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 16.392
You see everything, don't you?
#23
The Cafe - Seinfeld [S03E07]
Released: 1991-11-06, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 16.313
Why must I always be the focal point of attention?
#24
The Cafe - Seinfeld [S03E07]
Released: 1991-11-06, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 16.152
Very kind. I am a kind man.
#25
The Cafe - Seinfeld [S03E07]
Released: 1991-11-06, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 16.085
You're eating a turkey sandwich. You want a Nobel Prize?