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Survival of the Fittest - Shameless [S03E12]

TV-MA ComedyDrama
 

Lip is graduating from high school, so Fiona and the family prepare a surprise party for him. Frank wins a bet and uses the winnings to take Lip out for lobster and some quality father/son time.

#1
Survival of the Fittest - Shameless [S03E12]
Released: 2013-04-07, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 26.517
Hey, what can I say, once you go white, you always stay tight.
#2
Survival of the Fittest - Shameless [S03E12]
Released: 2013-04-07, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 24.205
Have a good life. Fucking asshole.
#3
Survival of the Fittest - Shameless [S03E12]
Released: 2013-04-07, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 23.417
- Dine and dash? - Bite and bolt.
#4
Survival of the Fittest - Shameless [S03E12]
Released: 2013-04-07, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 22.051
I know Kev is a big hot stud and you couldn't resist his giant cock penis...
#5
Survival of the Fittest - Shameless [S03E12]
Released: 2013-04-07, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 21.529
You're a fucking pussy.
#6
Survival of the Fittest - Shameless [S03E12]
Released: 2013-04-07, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 20.743
Bye.
#7
Survival of the Fittest - Shameless [S03E12]
Released: 2013-04-07, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 19.696
My husband fucked my mother to get pregnant. Can't all have our baby normal.
#8
Survival of the Fittest - Shameless [S03E12]
Released: 2013-04-07, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 19.271
- In the past. This time-- - There's no this time.
#9
Survival of the Fittest - Shameless [S03E12]
Released: 2013-04-07, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 19.097
Job applicants.
#10
Survival of the Fittest - Shameless [S03E12]
Released: 2013-04-07, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 18.622
You're not Morgan Fairchild.
#11
Survival of the Fittest - Shameless [S03E12]
Released: 2013-04-07, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 18.472
Aah! Don't bite my nipple, heh.
#12
Survival of the Fittest - Shameless [S03E12]
Released: 2013-04-07, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 17.877
You're one bucket of KFC Extra Crispy away from giving Precious a run for her money, heh.
#13
Survival of the Fittest - Shameless [S03E12]
Released: 2013-04-07, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 17.610
Flossing's for fags.
#14
Survival of the Fittest - Shameless [S03E12]
Released: 2013-04-07, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 17.521
...banging my mom because we selfishly wanna have a baby with some of our DNA.
#15
Survival of the Fittest - Shameless [S03E12]
Released: 2013-04-07, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 17.333
Okay. Cool. Thanks, Connie, heh.
#16
Survival of the Fittest - Shameless [S03E12]
Released: 2013-04-07, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 17.123
Are you gonna go?
#17
Survival of the Fittest - Shameless [S03E12]
Released: 2013-04-07, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 16.617
Didn't have the balls to dump me in person.
#18
Survival of the Fittest - Shameless [S03E12]
Released: 2013-04-07, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 16.586
You seen him around lately?
#19
Survival of the Fittest - Shameless [S03E12]
Released: 2013-04-07, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 16.507
What the fuck are you looking at, huh?
#20
Survival of the Fittest - Shameless [S03E12]
Released: 2013-04-07, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 16.348
Make it Scotch and a lobster, you got yourself a deal.
#21
Survival of the Fittest - Shameless [S03E12]
Released: 2013-04-07, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 15.824
This is what you missed last week on Shameless:
#22
Survival of the Fittest - Shameless [S03E12]
Released: 2013-04-07, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 15.786
You tried to make off with a tortoise.
#23
Survival of the Fittest - Shameless [S03E12]
Released: 2013-04-07, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 15.645
Oh, Jesus, Lip, really? It smells like a distillery in there.
#24
Survival of the Fittest - Shameless [S03E12]
Released: 2013-04-07, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 15.603
- Sloppy joes? - Fuck, Fiona.
#25
Survival of the Fittest - Shameless [S03E12]
Released: 2013-04-07, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 15.551
But I've been here for months. My temp position's ending. And I'm ready.