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"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise

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"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 29.200
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
#2
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 21.274
Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art
#3
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 19.980
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
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"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 19.503
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
#5
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 19.126
A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
#6
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 19.077
We're just technologically impaired
#7
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 19.058
An Amish with a 'tude? You know that's unheard of
#8
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 18.569
Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699
#9
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 18.028
Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise anudder
#10
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 17.335
There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar
#11
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 16.936
I've churned butter once or twice
#12
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 16.361
I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat
#13
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 16.311
Or else, my brother, I might just have to get medieval on your heinie
#14
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 16.260
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
#15
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 15.101
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool
#16
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 14.898
I just smiled at him and turned the other cheek
#17
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 14.393
'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in hell
#18
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 14.392
I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like
#19
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 14.234
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
#20
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 14.181
We sell quilts at discount price
#21
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 13.978
We been spending most our lives
#22
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 13.815
So don't be vain and don't be whiny
#23
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 13.278
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
#24
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 13.259
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
#25
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 12.304
Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart?