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"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise

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"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 28.942
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
#2
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 19.643
Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art
#3
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 17.696
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
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"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 17.654
We're just technologically impaired
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"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 17.607
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
#6
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 17.403
A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
#7
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 16.993
Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699
#8
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 15.931
Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise anudder
#9
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 15.640
I've churned butter once or twice
#10
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 14.703
I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat
#11
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 14.365
There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar
#12
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 14.213
I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like
#13
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 13.955
We been spending most our lives
#14
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 13.874
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
#15
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 13.176
We sell quilts at discount price
#16
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 12.971
Or else, my brother, I might just have to get medieval on your heinie
#17
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 12.862
I just smiled at him and turned the other cheek
#18
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 11.895
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
#19
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 11.807
It's hard work and sacrifice
#20
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 11.602
We're all crazy Mennonites
#21
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 11.541
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
#22
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 11.209
Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart?
#23
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 10.917
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool
#24
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 10.824
Living in an Amish paradise
#25
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise
Year: , Rated:
Score: 10.693
And my homies all I agree I look good in black... fool