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The Bizarro Jerry - Seinfeld [S08E03]

TV-PG Comedy
 

George uses Susan's death to pick up women. Elaine's new friend is Jerry's exact opposite. Jerry's new girlfriend has manly hands. Kramer pretends to work for an upscale firm.

#1
The Bizarro Jerry - Seinfeld [S08E03]
Released: 1996-10-03, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 30.921
You don't sell the steak, you sell the sizzle.
#2
The Bizarro Jerry - Seinfeld [S08E03]
Released: 1996-10-03, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 28.270
Hey, she wants me to dress smart casual.
#3
The Bizarro Jerry - Seinfeld [S08E03]
Released: 1996-10-03, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 27.180
Old man Leland is busting my hump over these reports.
#4
The Bizarro Jerry - Seinfeld [S08E03]
Released: 1996-10-03, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 25.177
Well, I'm just trying to get ahead.
#5
The Bizarro Jerry - Seinfeld [S08E03]
Released: 1996-10-03, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 25.011
This job is killing you.
#6
The Bizarro Jerry - Seinfeld [S08E03]
Released: 1996-10-03, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 24.639
Big deal.
#7
The Bizarro Jerry - Seinfeld [S08E03]
Released: 1996-10-03, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 24.240
Up is down, down is up.
#8
The Bizarro Jerry - Seinfeld [S08E03]
Released: 1996-10-03, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 23.490
Exquisite marble, high ceilings and a flush like a jet engine:
#9
The Bizarro Jerry - Seinfeld [S08E03]
Released: 1996-10-03, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 23.486
Haven't you done enough already?
#10
The Bizarro Jerry - Seinfeld [S08E03]
Released: 1996-10-03, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 23.228
-Eating olives. -Ever hear of asking?
#11
The Bizarro Jerry - Seinfeld [S08E03]
Released: 1996-10-03, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 22.883
Vargas.
#12
The Bizarro Jerry - Seinfeld [S08E03]
Released: 1996-10-03, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 22.463
-Why would anybody want a friend? -It's really not that bad, actually.
#13
The Bizarro Jerry - Seinfeld [S08E03]
Released: 1996-10-03, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 21.928
Who is this?
#14
The Bizarro Jerry - Seinfeld [S08E03]
Released: 1996-10-03, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 21.857
She had man-hands.
#15
The Bizarro Jerry - Seinfeld [S08E03]
Released: 1996-10-03, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 21.834
How long have I been asleep? What year is it?
#16
The Bizarro Jerry - Seinfeld [S08E03]
Released: 1996-10-03, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 21.610
Stupid. Stupid. Stupid.
#17
The Bizarro Jerry - Seinfeld [S08E03]
Released: 1996-10-03, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 21.381
So you're gonna burn that bridge.
#18
The Bizarro Jerry - Seinfeld [S08E03]
Released: 1996-10-03, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 21.338
-Kramer? -Hey, buddy. Hey.
#19
The Bizarro Jerry - Seinfeld [S08E03]
Released: 1996-10-03, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 21.000
...it's almost as if you have no business training at all.
#20
The Bizarro Jerry - Seinfeld [S08E03]
Released: 1996-10-03, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 20.855
The whole system is breaking down.
#21
The Bizarro Jerry - Seinfeld [S08E03]
Released: 1996-10-03, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 20.828
What--? What is that?
#22
The Bizarro Jerry - Seinfeld [S08E03]
Released: 1996-10-03, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 20.608
Those meaty paws. I feel like I'm dating George The Animal Steele.
#23
The Bizarro Jerry - Seinfeld [S08E03]
Released: 1996-10-03, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 20.326
But I don't even really work here.
#24
The Bizarro Jerry - Seinfeld [S08E03]
Released: 1996-10-03, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 20.190
-Hello, Kevin. -Hello, Vargas.
#25
The Bizarro Jerry - Seinfeld [S08E03]
Released: 1996-10-03, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 19.865
-I don't know, but you don't have it. -Right. Bye.