The Bizarro Jerry - Seinfeld [S08E03]

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The Bizarro Jerry - Seinfeld [S08E03]
PG Comedy

George uses Susan's death to pick up women. Elaine's new friend is Jerry's exact opposite. Jerry's new girlfriend has manly hands. Kramer pretends to work for an upscale firm.

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03 Oct 1996
The Bizarro Jerry
Andy Ackerman
You don't sell the steak, you sell the sizzle. You don't sell the steak, you sell the sizzle. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#1
Released 1996-10-03, Rated PG
Score 33.297
dot You don't sell the steak, you sell the sizzle.
You don't sell the steak, you sell the sizzle.
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Vargas. Vargas. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#2
Released 1996-10-03, Rated PG
Score 28.281
dot Vargas.
Vargas.
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#3
Released 1996-10-03, Rated PG
Score 28.015
dot Hey, she wants me to dress smart casual.
Hey, she wants me to dress smart casual.
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#4
Released 1996-10-03, Rated PG
Score 27.941
dot Well, I'm just trying to get ahead.
Well, I'm just trying to get ahead.
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Old man Leland is busting my hump over these reports. Old man Leland is busting my hump over these reports. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#5
Released 1996-10-03, Rated PG
Score 27.740
dot Old man Leland is busting my hump over these reports.
Old man Leland is busting my hump over these reports.
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#6
Released 1996-10-03, Rated PG
Score 26.606
dot Big deal.
Big deal.
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This job is killing you. This job is killing you. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#7
Released 1996-10-03, Rated PG
Score 25.948
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This job is killing you.
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#8
Released 1996-10-03, Rated PG
Score 25.690
dot Up is down, down is up.
Up is down, down is up.
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...it's almost as if you have no business training at all. ...it's almost as if you have no business training at all. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#9
Released 1996-10-03, Rated PG
Score 24.747
dot ...it's almost as if you have no business training at all.
...it's almost as if you have no business training at all.
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#10
Released 1996-10-03, Rated PG
Score 24.594
dot How long have I been asleep? What year is it?
How long have I been asleep? What year is it?
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-Hello, Kevin. -Hello, Vargas. -Hello, Kevin. -Hello, Vargas. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#11
Released 1996-10-03, Rated PG
Score 23.968
dot -Hello, Kevin. -Hello, Vargas.
-Hello, Kevin. -Hello, Vargas.
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#12
Released 1996-10-03, Rated PG
Score 23.220
dot Exquisite marble, high ceilings and a flush like a jet engine:
Exquisite marble, high ceilings and a flush like a jet engine:
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-Eating olives. -Ever hear of asking? -Eating olives. -Ever hear of asking? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#13
Released 1996-10-03, Rated PG
Score 23.158
dot -Eating olives. -Ever hear of asking?
-Eating olives. -Ever hear of asking?
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#14
Released 1996-10-03, Rated PG
Score 23.040
dot The whole system is breaking down.
The whole system is breaking down.
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But I don't even really work here. But I don't even really work here. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#15
Released 1996-10-03, Rated PG
Score 22.924
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But I don't even really work here.
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#16
Released 1996-10-03, Rated PG
Score 22.361
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It's an eyelash. Make a wish.
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-Why would anybody want a friend? -It's really not that bad, actually. -Why would anybody want a friend? -It's really not that bad, actually. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#17
Released 1996-10-03, Rated PG
Score 22.161
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-Why would anybody want a friend? -It's really not that bad, actually.
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#18
Released 1996-10-03, Rated PG
Score 22.126
dot Who is this?
Who is this?
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#19
Released 1996-10-03, Rated PG
Score 22.085
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Haven't you done enough already?
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#20
Released 1996-10-03, Rated PG
Score 21.723
dot Stupid. Stupid. Stupid.
Stupid. Stupid. Stupid.
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-Well, what do you got in there? -Crackers. -Well, what do you got in there? -Crackers. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#21
Released 1996-10-03, Rated PG
Score 21.504
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-Well, what do you got in there? -Crackers.
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#22
Released 1996-10-03, Rated PG
Score 21.405
dot So you're gonna burn that bridge.
So you're gonna burn that bridge.
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#23
Released 1996-10-03, Rated PG
Score 21.361
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I don't know what this is supposed to be.
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#24
Released 1996-10-03, Rated PG
Score 21.049
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What--? What is that?
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#25
Released 1996-10-03, Rated PG
Score 20.959
dot You know this is my crazy time of year.
You know this is my crazy time of year.
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