Ted 2 (2015)

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Ted 2 (2015)
R Comedy

Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.

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26 Jun 2015
Ted 2
Seth MacFarlane
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#1
Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
Score 32.917
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#2
Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
Score 30.365
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(SHOUTS) What the fuck?
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#3
Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
Score 29.825
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#4
Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
Score 28.611
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#5
Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
Score 28.595
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Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
Score 28.580
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Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
Score 28.439
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Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
Score 27.909
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#9
Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
Score 27.304
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#10
Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
Score 27.162
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#11
Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
Score 26.597
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#12
Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
Score 26.366
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Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
Score 26.338
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Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
Score 26.271
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#15
Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
Score 25.992
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#16
Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
Score 25.876
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Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
Score 25.871
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Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
Score 25.858
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Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
Score 25.626
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Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
Score 25.561
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Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
Score 25.342
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Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
Score 25.289
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Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
Score 25.132
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Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
Score 24.950
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Released 2015-06-26, Rated R
Score 24.858
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