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Ted 2 (2015)

R Comedy
 

Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.

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#1
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 30.368
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#2
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 30.045
There are no chicks with dicks, Johnny! Only guys with tits!
#3
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 28.423
Go to hell!
#4
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 28.386
Hey, you shut the fuck up!
#5
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 27.594
I think I want to sleep on a bed made of your voice.
#6
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 27.274
Hey, fuck your Chrysler!
#7
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 26.776
Fuck!
#8
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 26.516
Someone's trying to steal Tom Brady's jizz again.
#9
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 26.503
Get your BJs here.
#10
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 26.433
My turn, assholes!
#11
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 26.079
Leave me alone!
#12
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 26.055
Bah, bah, bah!
#13
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 26.047
I mean, fucking Steven Tyler?
#14
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 26.001
What, like garbage or a piece of shit?
#15
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 25.992
(SHOUTS) What the fuck?
#16
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 25.987
TED: Let me know when you're ready to go
#17
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 25.516
There's so much porn!
#18
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 25.502
(SHOUTS) what the hell?
#19
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 25.421
Jesus. Look at that black cock.
#20
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 25.303
I would, like, kick so much ass at mommin'! (CHUCKLES)
#21
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 25.298
Oh, baby, I love you, too! (SMOOCHES)
#22
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 25.233
Oh, for Christ's sake!
#23
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 25.010
You son of a bitch!
#24
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 24.709
You can suck my dick
#25
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 24.642
You get a nose job? No.