Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor - Two and a Half Men [S01E11]

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Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor - Two and a Half Men [S01E11]
TV-14 Comedy

Seeing Judith's new look and boyfriend prompts Alan to realize that if he wants to get back into the dating scene, he will need to change his look also.

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15 Dec 2003
Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
Robert Berlinger
They're tighty-whities, but they're square. They're tighty-whities, but they're square. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#1
Released 2003-12-15, Rated TV-14
Score 26.990
dot They're tighty-whities, but they're square.
They're tighty-whities, but they're square.
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Alan, chill. Alan, chill. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#2
Released 2003-12-15, Rated TV-14
Score 24.631
dot Alan, chill.
Alan, chill.
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I just hope he's worth all the drama. I just hope he's worth all the drama. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#3
Released 2003-12-15, Rated TV-14
Score 22.331
dot I just hope he's worth all the drama.
I just hope he's worth all the drama.
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That two-faced, wife-poaching, soccer-coaching, rat-bastard! That two-faced, wife-poaching, soccer-coaching, rat-bastard! Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#4
Released 2003-12-15, Rated TV-14
Score 22.157
dot That two-faced, wife-poaching, soccer-coaching, rat-bastard!
That two-faced, wife-poaching, soccer-coaching, rat-bastard!
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Tuesday's good. Judith, how's Tuesday for you? Tuesday's good. Judith, how's Tuesday for you? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#5
Released 2003-12-15, Rated TV-14
Score 20.964
dot Tuesday's good. Judith, how's Tuesday for you?
Tuesday's good. Judith, how's Tuesday for you?
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- I knew it. I knew you'd chicken out. - Chicken out? - I knew it. I knew you'd chicken out. - Chicken out? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#6
Released 2003-12-15, Rated TV-14
Score 20.467
dot - I knew it. I knew you'd chicken out. - Chicken out?
- I knew it. I knew you'd chicken out. - Chicken out?
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Alan, that's not my date. Alan, that's not my date. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#7
Released 2003-12-15, Rated TV-14
Score 20.449
dot Alan, that's not my date.
Alan, that's not my date.
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Phil is Jake's soccer coach. Phil, you remember Judith. Phil is Jake's soccer coach. Phil, you remember Judith. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#8
Released 2003-12-15, Rated TV-14
Score 20.280
dot Phil is Jake's soccer coach. Phil, you remember Judith.
Phil is Jake's soccer coach. Phil, you remember Judith.
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Phil, we'd better go. Phil, we'd better go. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#9
Released 2003-12-15, Rated TV-14
Score 20.128
dot Phil, we'd better go.
Phil, we'd better go.
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You are really starting to piss me off. You are really starting to piss me off. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#10
Released 2003-12-15, Rated TV-14
Score 19.626
dot You are really starting to piss me off.
You are really starting to piss me off.
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Come on, let it go. Come on, let it go. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#11
Released 2003-12-15, Rated TV-14
Score 19.412
dot Come on, let it go.
Come on, let it go.
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Wow, look at you. New hair, clothes. Wow, look at you. New hair, clothes. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#12
Released 2003-12-15, Rated TV-14
Score 19.193
dot Wow, look at you. New hair, clothes.
Wow, look at you. New hair, clothes.
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Payback's a bitch, buddy. Payback's a bitch, buddy. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#13
Released 2003-12-15, Rated TV-14
Score 19.018
dot Payback's a bitch, buddy.
Payback's a bitch, buddy.
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- Hello, Charlie. - Hey, Mom, right? - Hello, Charlie. - Hey, Mom, right? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#14
Released 2003-12-15, Rated TV-14
Score 18.943
dot - Hello, Charlie. - Hey, Mom, right?
- Hello, Charlie. - Hey, Mom, right?
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I am gonna die alone. I am gonna die alone. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#15
Released 2003-12-15, Rated TV-14
Score 18.740
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I am gonna die alone.
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- Judith? - Alan. - Judith? - Alan. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#16
Released 2003-12-15, Rated TV-14
Score 18.646
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- Judith? - Alan.
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- Thank you. - No, thank you. - Thank you. - No, thank you. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#17
Released 2003-12-15, Rated TV-14
Score 18.302
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- Thank you. - No, thank you.
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I'm not happy with visible nipples. I'm not happy with visible nipples. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#18
Released 2003-12-15, Rated TV-14
Score 18.160
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I'm not happy with visible nipples.
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Home with the babysitter. Alan, I'm kind of on a date. Home with the babysitter. Alan, I'm kind of on a date. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#19
Released 2003-12-15, Rated TV-14
Score 17.919
dot Home with the babysitter. Alan, I'm kind of on a date.
Home with the babysitter. Alan, I'm kind of on a date.
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But who you are couldn't get laid underwater with a tank full of oxygen. But who you are couldn't get laid underwater with a tank full of oxygen. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#20
Released 2003-12-15, Rated TV-14
Score 17.871
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But who you are couldn't get laid underwater with a tank full of oxygen.
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Sorry about the squirt thing. Sorry about the squirt thing. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#21
Released 2003-12-15, Rated TV-14
Score 17.654
dot Sorry about the squirt thing.
Sorry about the squirt thing.
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I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille. I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#22
Released 2003-12-15, Rated TV-14
Score 17.631
dot I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille.
I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille.
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Yeah, very sexy. Yeah, very sexy. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#23
Released 2003-12-15, Rated TV-14
Score 17.562
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Yeah, very sexy.
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and she stood up and said, "Life was too short. " and she stood up and said, "Life was too short. " Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#24
Released 2003-12-15, Rated TV-14
Score 17.380
dot and she stood up and said, "Life was too short. "
and she stood up and said, "Life was too short. "
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Very cute. I was in the neighborhood, I thought I'd stop by. Very cute. I was in the neighborhood, I thought I'd stop by. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#25
Released 2003-12-15, Rated TV-14
Score 17.125
dot Very cute. I was in the neighborhood, I thought I'd stop by.
Very cute. I was in the neighborhood, I thought I'd stop by.
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