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The White Asparagus Triangulation - The Big Bang Theory [S02E09]

TV-14 ComedyRomance
 

Sheldon believes that Leonard will wreck his relationship with Stephanie, so he decides to take matters into his own hands.

#1
The White Asparagus Triangulation - The Big Bang Theory [S02E09]
Released: 2008-11-24, Rated: TV-14
Score: 13.537
You know, Italian housewives have a rule of thumb:
#2
The White Asparagus Triangulation - The Big Bang Theory [S02E09]
Released: 2008-11-24, Rated: TV-14
Score: 13.168
I apologize.
#3
The White Asparagus Triangulation - The Big Bang Theory [S02E09]
Released: 2008-11-24, Rated: TV-14
Score: 12.639
A handful of dry pasta about an inch in diameter...
#4
The White Asparagus Triangulation - The Big Bang Theory [S02E09]
Released: 2008-11-24, Rated: TV-14
Score: 12.524
Peace out.
#5
The White Asparagus Triangulation - The Big Bang Theory [S02E09]
Released: 2008-11-24, Rated: TV-14
Score: 12.315
Okay, I'm just teasing you.
#6
The White Asparagus Triangulation - The Big Bang Theory [S02E09]
Released: 2008-11-24, Rated: TV-14
Score: 12.095
And you said there would never be enough pasta for the three of us.
#7
The White Asparagus Triangulation - The Big Bang Theory [S02E09]
Released: 2008-11-24, Rated: TV-14
Score: 11.520
You say that now, but consider the following scenario.
#8
The White Asparagus Triangulation - The Big Bang Theory [S02E09]
Released: 2008-11-24, Rated: TV-14
Score: 11.443
...to pop an emotional cap in his buttocks.
#9
The White Asparagus Triangulation - The Big Bang Theory [S02E09]
Released: 2008-11-24, Rated: TV-14
Score: 10.294
Well, this is very pleasant.
#10
The White Asparagus Triangulation - The Big Bang Theory [S02E09]
Released: 2008-11-24, Rated: TV-14
Score: 10.269
- I have a bone to pick with you, sir. - Oh!
#11
The White Asparagus Triangulation - The Big Bang Theory [S02E09]
Released: 2008-11-24, Rated: TV-14
Score: 9.8498
Your hypothalamus is swimming in a soup of estrogen and progesterone...
#12
The White Asparagus Triangulation - The Big Bang Theory [S02E09]
Released: 2008-11-24, Rated: TV-14
Score: 9.6755
Fine. Whatever works.
#13
The White Asparagus Triangulation - The Big Bang Theory [S02E09]
Released: 2008-11-24, Rated: TV-14
Score: 9.5904
- No. - Good.
#14
The White Asparagus Triangulation - The Big Bang Theory [S02E09]
Released: 2008-11-24, Rated: TV-14
Score: 9.5713
I stand corrected.
#15
The White Asparagus Triangulation - The Big Bang Theory [S02E09]
Released: 2008-11-24, Rated: TV-14
Score: 9.4349
...and, suddenly, even Leonard seems like a viable sexual candidate.
#16
The White Asparagus Triangulation - The Big Bang Theory [S02E09]
Released: 2008-11-24, Rated: TV-14
Score: 9.0363
"We're going to the movies."
#17
The White Asparagus Triangulation - The Big Bang Theory [S02E09]
Released: 2008-11-24, Rated: TV-14
Score: 9.0255
Well, what about me?
#18
The White Asparagus Triangulation - The Big Bang Theory [S02E09]
Released: 2008-11-24, Rated: TV-14
Score: 8.9265
Always nice talking to you, Sheldon.
#19
The White Asparagus Triangulation - The Big Bang Theory [S02E09]
Released: 2008-11-24, Rated: TV-14
Score: 8.9042
...is sufficient for each person, as it doubles in volume when cooked.
#20
The White Asparagus Triangulation - The Big Bang Theory [S02E09]
Released: 2008-11-24, Rated: TV-14
Score: 8.8986
That's very interesting.
#21
The White Asparagus Triangulation - The Big Bang Theory [S02E09]
Released: 2008-11-24, Rated: TV-14
Score: 8.8762
- Thank you. - She doesn't mean it. She's just being nice.
#22
The White Asparagus Triangulation - The Big Bang Theory [S02E09]
Released: 2008-11-24, Rated: TV-14
Score: 8.7157
Well, Stephanie, since Leonard seems to be dropping the conversational ball...
#23
The White Asparagus Triangulation - The Big Bang Theory [S02E09]
Released: 2008-11-24, Rated: TV-14
Score: 8.6392
What, Sheldon? What, Sheldon? What, Sheldon?
#24
The White Asparagus Triangulation - The Big Bang Theory [S02E09]
Released: 2008-11-24, Rated: TV-14
Score: 8.4757
Have you ever witnessed a violent crime?
#25
The White Asparagus Triangulation - The Big Bang Theory [S02E09]
Released: 2008-11-24, Rated: TV-14
Score: 8.4572
I could think about you.