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The Secretary - Seinfeld [S06E09]

TV-PG Comedy
 

George gets a secretary, saying he will go for efficiency and smarts rather than beauty. He hires a librarian-esque woman, only to find himself falling in love with her.

#1
The Secretary - Seinfeld [S06E09]
Released: 1994-12-08, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 24.607
Skinny mirrors. Barneys has skinny mirrors.
#2
The Secretary - Seinfeld [S06E09]
Released: 1994-12-08, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 23.094
...so it's definitely doable.
#3
The Secretary - Seinfeld [S06E09]
Released: 1994-12-08, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 22.487
It must have been the botanical extracts.
#4
The Secretary - Seinfeld [S06E09]
Released: 1994-12-08, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 22.356
It's definitely doable.
#5
The Secretary - Seinfeld [S06E09]
Released: 1994-12-08, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 22.035
The moisturizer smudged out the phone number.
#6
The Secretary - Seinfeld [S06E09]
Released: 1994-12-08, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 22.028
- I'm giving you a raise! - Yes!
#7
The Secretary - Seinfeld [S06E09]
Released: 1994-12-08, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 21.225
Demi?
#8
The Secretary - Seinfeld [S06E09]
Released: 1994-12-08, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 20.725
Jerry, that's a breach of the dry cleaners' code.
#9
The Secretary - Seinfeld [S06E09]
Released: 1994-12-08, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 20.360
...said I looked like Demi Moore in Indecent Proposal.
#10
The Secretary - Seinfeld [S06E09]
Released: 1994-12-08, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 20.292
George, I think Willie the dry cleaner's been wearing my clothes.
#11
The Secretary - Seinfeld [S06E09]
Released: 1994-12-08, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 20.225
- Hey, isn't that Willie, my dry cleaner? - Where?
#12
The Secretary - Seinfeld [S06E09]
Released: 1994-12-08, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 20.051
I told you Mendy's had the best pea soup. The best, Jerry. The best.
#13
The Secretary - Seinfeld [S06E09]
Released: 1994-12-08, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 19.589
It's some kind of a diverticulitis.
#14
The Secretary - Seinfeld [S06E09]
Released: 1994-12-08, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 19.275
Can we go back to Mendy's?
#15
The Secretary - Seinfeld [S06E09]
Released: 1994-12-08, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 19.075
I'm giving you a raise?
#16
The Secretary - Seinfeld [S06E09]
Released: 1994-12-08, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 18.730
You'll never pull it off.
#17
The Secretary - Seinfeld [S06E09]
Released: 1994-12-08, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 18.720
You're luscious. You're ravishing.
#18
The Secretary - Seinfeld [S06E09]
Released: 1994-12-08, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 18.699
Seen any good 9:30 shows at the Paragon, Willie?
#19
The Secretary - Seinfeld [S06E09]
Released: 1994-12-08, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 18.263
So you're saying, store, hotsy-totsy, Home, hotsy-notsy.
#20
The Secretary - Seinfeld [S06E09]
Released: 1994-12-08, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 18.228
She's giving me her telephone number. Uma, Jerry. Uma.
#21
The Secretary - Seinfeld [S06E09]
Released: 1994-12-08, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 18.218
You trying to get out of Mendy's?
#22
The Secretary - Seinfeld [S06E09]
Released: 1994-12-08, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 17.995
Well, I didn't think ahead.
#23
The Secretary - Seinfeld [S06E09]
Released: 1994-12-08, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 17.332
- Skinny mirrors. - What?
#24
The Secretary - Seinfeld [S06E09]
Released: 1994-12-08, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 17.144
Because in the mirror at Barneys, I looked fabulous.
#25
The Secretary - Seinfeld [S06E09]
Released: 1994-12-08, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 16.998
...you don't wanna skimp on the swank.