The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump - Two and a Half Men [S01E05]

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The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump - Two and a Half Men [S01E05]
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Jake's soccer games lead to Alan and Charlie having encounters with teammates' sexy mothers.

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20 Oct 2003
The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump
Andy Ackerman
It doesn't matter if you win or lose. It's whether or not you beat the spread. It doesn't matter if you win or lose. It's whether or not you beat the spread. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#1
Released 2003-10-20, Rated TV-14
Score 20.065
dot It doesn't matter if you win or lose. It's whether or not you beat the spread.
It doesn't matter if you win or lose. It's whether or not you beat the spread.
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#2
Released 2003-10-20, Rated TV-14
Score 19.325
dot Have you ever been to Vegas?
Have you ever been to Vegas?
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#3
Released 2003-10-20, Rated TV-14
Score 19.128
dot E- mail me. Allaboardgloria @aol. com.
E- mail me. Allaboardgloria @aol. com.
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Alan, would you mind driving me home? Alan, would you mind driving me home? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#4
Released 2003-10-20, Rated TV-14
Score 17.671
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Alan, would you mind driving me home?
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#5
Released 2003-10-20, Rated TV-14
Score 17.487
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pathetic.
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#6
Released 2003-10-20, Rated TV-14
Score 17.432
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Rats.
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Forget it, Jake. It's Sherman Oaks. Forget it, Jake. It's Sherman Oaks. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#7
Released 2003-10-20, Rated TV-14
Score 16.928
dot Forget it, Jake. It's Sherman Oaks.
Forget it, Jake. It's Sherman Oaks.
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It's a shame that Judith didn't appreciate you. It's a shame that Judith didn't appreciate you. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#8
Released 2003-10-20, Rated TV-14
Score 16.553
dot It's a shame that Judith didn't appreciate you.
It's a shame that Judith didn't appreciate you.
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#9
Released 2003-10-20, Rated TV-14
Score 16.549
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Anything for the kids.
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#10
Released 2003-10-20, Rated TV-14
Score 16.523
dot I'm feeling a little tipsy.
I'm feeling a little tipsy.
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It's my neck. I must have slept wrong. It's my neck. I must have slept wrong. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#11
Released 2003-10-20, Rated TV-14
Score 16.509
dot It's my neck. I must have slept wrong.
It's my neck. I must have slept wrong.
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I hope you didn't start without me. I hope you didn't start without me. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#12
Released 2003-10-20, Rated TV-14
Score 16.249
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I hope you didn't start without me.
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#13
Released 2003-10-20, Rated TV-14
Score 16.190
dot I can't thank you enough for taking the time to do this.
I can't thank you enough for taking the time to do this.
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Are you happy? I told you to put it down, Ernie. Are you happy? I told you to put it down, Ernie. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#14
Released 2003-10-20, Rated TV-14
Score 15.813
dot Are you happy? I told you to put it down, Ernie.
Are you happy? I told you to put it down, Ernie.
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Charlie, we are trying to teach the kids not to keep score. Charlie, we are trying to teach the kids not to keep score. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#15
Released 2003-10-20, Rated TV-14
Score 15.611
dot Charlie, we are trying to teach the kids not to keep score.
Charlie, we are trying to teach the kids not to keep score.
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#16
Released 2003-10-20, Rated TV-14
Score 15.577
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You're such a good father.
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I don't have a clue. I've never had a clue. It's part of my charm. I don't have a clue. I've never had a clue. It's part of my charm. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#17
Released 2003-10-20, Rated TV-14
Score 15.551
dot I don't have a clue. I've never had a clue. It's part of my charm.
I don't have a clue. I've never had a clue. It's part of my charm.
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- What do you think you're doing? - What? - What do you think you're doing? - What? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#18
Released 2003-10-20, Rated TV-14
Score 15.480
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- What do you think you're doing? - What?
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- Charlie Harper. - Kate McLaughlin. - Charlie Harper. - Kate McLaughlin. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#19
Released 2003-10-20, Rated TV-14
Score 15.340
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Released 2003-10-20, Rated TV-14
Score 15.328
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You bought a 10-year-old a drum set?
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Get the sand off of it. No. Don't touch it. Get the sand off of it. No. Don't touch it. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#21
Released 2003-10-20, Rated TV-14
Score 15.316
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Get the sand off of it. No. Don't touch it.
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I made a play date for him with one of the kids from the game. I made a play date for him with one of the kids from the game. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#22
Released 2003-10-20, Rated TV-14
Score 15.143
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I made a play date for him with one of the kids from the game.
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#23
Released 2003-10-20, Rated TV-14
Score 15.127
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That doesn't seem fair.
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#24
Released 2003-10-20, Rated TV-14
Score 14.982
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You had me at goldenrod.
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She just needed a little time to sort things out. She just needed a little time to sort things out. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#25
Released 2003-10-20, Rated TV-14
Score 14.972
dot She just needed a little time to sort things out.
She just needed a little time to sort things out.
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