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National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)

PG-13 Comedy
 

The Griswold family's plans for a big family Christmas predictably turn into a big disaster.

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#1
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
Year: 1989, Rated: PG-13
Score: 35.761
Cathrine says he's been holding out for a management position.
#2
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
Year: 1989, Rated: PG-13
Score: 35.664
He was a huge, beastly, bulging man and--
#3
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
Year: 1989, Rated: PG-13
Score: 35.205
He's got another car. He can drive. I have to eat so I can take my back pills.
#4
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
Year: 1989, Rated: PG-13
Score: 34.868
Why don't you run and get the kids' things? Don't forget the rubber sheets and gerbils.
#5
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
Year: 1989, Rated: PG-13
Score: 34.032
You're the last true family man.
#6
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
Year: 1989, Rated: PG-13
Score: 33.730
Falls in a well, eyes go crossed. She gets kicked by a mule, they go back to normal.
#7
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
Year: 1989, Rated: PG-13
Score: 33.536
You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant.
#8
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
Year: 1989, Rated: PG-13
Score: 33.514
I hope you kids see what a silly waste of resources this was.
#9
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
Year: 1989, Rated: PG-13
Score: 33.484
Clark, that's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year.
#10
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
Year: 1989, Rated: PG-13
Score: 32.715
Put it over there with the others, greaseball.
#11
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
Year: 1989, Rated: PG-13
Score: 32.551
Retooling?! I'll retool you!
#12
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
Year: 1989, Rated: PG-13
Score: 32.509
Get off me, you little fungus.
#13
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
Year: 1989, Rated: PG-13
Score: 32.301
Save the neck for me, Clark. Okay, Eddie.
#14
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
Year: 1989, Rated: PG-13
Score: 31.946
If this isn't the biggest bag-over-the-head punch in the face I ever got. Goddamn it!
#15
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
Year: 1989, Rated: PG-13
Score: 31.631
Don't piss me off, Art. Clark?
#16
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
Year: 1989, Rated: PG-13
Score: 31.607
I had a lot of help from Jack Daniels.
#17
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
Year: 1989, Rated: PG-13
Score: 31.161
Russ! Right here, Dad.
#18
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
Year: 1989, Rated: PG-13
Score: 30.876
Is there anything else I can do for you, Uncle Lewis?
#19
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
Year: 1989, Rated: PG-13
Score: 30.815
We have plenty of room.
#20
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
Year: 1989, Rated: PG-13
Score: 30.770
After you shower, of course. Of course.
#21
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
Year: 1989, Rated: PG-13
Score: 30.770
If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am right now.
#22
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
Year: 1989, Rated: PG-13
Score: 30.765
A quarter. A quarter. I'll give Audrey a quarter too.
#23
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
Year: 1989, Rated: PG-13
Score: 30.693
You want to hurry this up, Clark? I'm freezing my baguettes off.
#24
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
Year: 1989, Rated: PG-13
Score: 30.686
Damn it, Bethany, he guessed it.
#25
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
Year: 1989, Rated: PG-13
Score: 30.598
Get me somebody. Anybody.