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Pilot - How I Met Your Mother [S01E01]

TV-14 ComedyRomance
 

It's the year 2030 and an older Ted Mosby is telling the story to his son and daughter about how he met and will eventually marry their mother. This is where we meet for the first time Ted, Lily, Marshall, Barney and Robin.

#1
Pilot - How I Met Your Mother [S01E01]
Released: 2005-09-19, Rated: TV-14
Score: 29.211
I was 27, just starting to make it as an architect
#2
Pilot - How I Met Your Mother [S01E01]
Released: 2005-09-19, Rated: TV-14
Score: 27.829
Have you forgotten what I said to you the night we met?
#3
Pilot - How I Met Your Mother [S01E01]
Released: 2005-09-19, Rated: TV-14
Score: 27.822
The story of how I met your mother.
#4
Pilot - How I Met Your Mother [S01E01]
Released: 2005-09-19, Rated: TV-14
Score: 27.781
A week? That's like a year in hot-girl time.
#5
Pilot - How I Met Your Mother [S01E01]
Released: 2005-09-19, Rated: TV-14
Score: 27.776
Kids, I'm gonna tell you an incredible story.
#6
Pilot - How I Met Your Mother [S01E01]
Released: 2005-09-19, Rated: TV-14
Score: 27.594
And then Uncle Marshall went and screwed the whole thing up,
#7
Pilot - How I Met Your Mother [S01E01]
Released: 2005-09-19, Rated: TV-14
Score: 27.563
and living in New York with Marshall, my best friend from college,
#8
Pilot - How I Met Your Mother [S01E01]
Released: 2005-09-19, Rated: TV-14
Score: 27.307
- Yeah, is this gonna take a while? - Yes.
#9
Pilot - How I Met Your Mother [S01E01]
Released: 2005-09-19, Rated: TV-14
Score: 27.199
So, you chickened out like a little bitch.
#10
Pilot - How I Met Your Mother [S01E01]
Released: 2005-09-19, Rated: TV-14
Score: 26.943
- Are we being punished for something? - No.
#11
Pilot - How I Met Your Mother [S01E01]
Released: 2005-09-19, Rated: TV-14
Score: 26.217
Sort of looks like a Smurf penis.
#12
Pilot - How I Met Your Mother [S01E01]
Released: 2005-09-19, Rated: TV-14
Score: 25.827
"Ray, when someone asks you if you're a God, you say, 'Yes!"'
#13
Pilot - How I Met Your Mother [S01E01]
Released: 2005-09-19, Rated: TV-14
Score: 25.715
Hey, so you know how I've always had a thing for half-Asian girls?
#14
Pilot - How I Met Your Mother [S01E01]
Released: 2005-09-19, Rated: TV-14
Score: 25.557
Twenty-five years ago, before I was Dad, I had this whole other life.
#15
Pilot - How I Met Your Mother [S01E01]
Released: 2005-09-19, Rated: TV-14
Score: 25.409
I love a Scotch that's old enough to order its own Scotch.
#16
Pilot - How I Met Your Mother [S01E01]
Released: 2005-09-19, Rated: TV-14
Score: 25.214
It was way back in 2005,
#17
Pilot - How I Met Your Mother [S01E01]
Released: 2005-09-19, Rated: TV-14
Score: 24.836
If the bottom bunk moves, the top bunk moves, too.
#18
Pilot - How I Met Your Mother [S01E01]
Released: 2005-09-19, Rated: TV-14
Score: 24.650
I see what this is about.
#19
Pilot - How I Met Your Mother [S01E01]
Released: 2005-09-19, Rated: TV-14
Score: 24.456
Thanks for helping me plan this out, Ted.
#20
Pilot - How I Met Your Mother [S01E01]
Released: 2005-09-19, Rated: TV-14
Score: 24.431
don't even think about getting married till you're 30.
#21
Pilot - How I Met Your Mother [S01E01]
Released: 2005-09-19, Rated: TV-14
Score: 24.402
I've been there for all the big moments of you and Lily.
#22
Pilot - How I Met Your Mother [S01E01]
Released: 2005-09-19, Rated: TV-14
Score: 24.250
It's a Smurf penis or no dice.
#23
Pilot - How I Met Your Mother [S01E01]
Released: 2005-09-19, Rated: TV-14
Score: 24.096
- Don't have sex on our kitchen floor. - Got it.
#24
Pilot - How I Met Your Mother [S01E01]
Released: 2005-09-19, Rated: TV-14
Score: 24.056
Ted, say I'm your best friend.
#25
Pilot - How I Met Your Mother [S01E01]
Released: 2005-09-19, Rated: TV-14
Score: 24.023
Will you marry me?