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Pilot - The Office [S01E01]

TV-14 Comedy
 

The premiere episode introduces the boss and staff of the Dunder-Mifflin paper company in Scranton, Pennsylvania in a documentary about the workplace.

#1
Pilot - The Office [S01E01]
Released: 2005-03-24, Rated: TV-14
Score: 33.495
He put my stuff in jello again.
#2
Pilot - The Office [S01E01]
Released: 2005-03-24, Rated: TV-14
Score: 30.888
and you ain't gonna be messing with my children.
#3
Pilot - The Office [S01E01]
Released: 2005-03-24, Rated: TV-14
Score: 30.669
One word, two syllables : demarcation.
#4
Pilot - The Office [S01E01]
Released: 2005-03-24, Rated: TV-14
Score: 30.258
Ooh discipline, kinky!
#5
Pilot - The Office [S01E01]
Released: 2005-03-24, Rated: TV-14
Score: 29.706
Is this what you're saying grasshopper?
#6
Pilot - The Office [S01E01]
Released: 2005-03-24, Rated: TV-14
Score: 28.932
Assistant to the Regional Manager.
#7
Pilot - The Office [S01E01]
Released: 2005-03-24, Rated: TV-14
Score: 28.450
It's just, I don't think it's many little girls dream to be a receptionist.
#8
Pilot - The Office [S01E01]
Released: 2005-03-24, Rated: TV-14
Score: 28.216
You put it in the garbage can that was a special filing cabinet.
#9
Pilot - The Office [S01E01]
Released: 2005-03-24, Rated: TV-14
Score: 28.105
Me no get an agenda.
#10
Pilot - The Office [S01E01]
Released: 2005-03-24, Rated: TV-14
Score: 27.588
I think that pretty much sums it up
#11
Pilot - The Office [S01E01]
Released: 2005-03-24, Rated: TV-14
Score: 27.302
You've been X'd punk'd!
#12
Pilot - The Office [S01E01]
Released: 2005-03-24, Rated: TV-14
Score: 27.139
would you be the Godfather to my child?"
#13
Pilot - The Office [S01E01]
Released: 2005-03-24, Rated: TV-14
Score: 26.673
My proudest moment here was not when I increased profits by 17%,
#14
Pilot - The Office [S01E01]
Released: 2005-03-24, Rated: TV-14
Score: 26.599
Right here, my vibe. Oh Pam, that's a guy thing Pam.
#15
Pilot - The Office [S01E01]
Released: 2005-03-24, Rated: TV-14
Score: 26.590
Pam, Pam Pam! Pam Beesly.
#16
Pilot - The Office [S01E01]
Released: 2005-03-24, Rated: TV-14
Score: 26.465
Assistant to the regional manager.
#17
Pilot - The Office [S01E01]
Released: 2005-03-24, Rated: TV-14
Score: 25.412
All right Jim your quarterlies look very good.
#18
Pilot - The Office [S01E01]
Released: 2005-03-24, Rated: TV-14
Score: 25.389
It was a young Guatemalan guy,
#19
Pilot - The Office [S01E01]
Released: 2005-03-24, Rated: TV-14
Score: 25.003
So you've come to the master for guidance?
#20
Pilot - The Office [S01E01]
Released: 2005-03-24, Rated: TV-14
Score: 24.637
Does the corporate master rape
#21
Pilot - The Office [S01E01]
Released: 2005-03-24, Rated: TV-14
Score: 24.166
Are you going to engelate <?the cup brains?> on Sunday?
#22
Pilot - The Office [S01E01]
Released: 2005-03-24, Rated: TV-14
Score: 24.129
I'm boring myself just talking about this.
#23
Pilot - The Office [S01E01]
Released: 2005-03-24, Rated: TV-14
Score: 23.429
If I left, what would I do with all this useless information in my head?
#24
Pilot - The Office [S01E01]
Released: 2005-03-24, Rated: TV-14
Score: 23.349
because downsizing is a bitch,
#25
Pilot - The Office [S01E01]
Released: 2005-03-24, Rated: TV-14
Score: 23.125
I call her Hillary Rodham Clinton, right?