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Pilot - The Office [S01E01]

TV-14 Comedy
 

The premiere episode introduces the boss and staff of the Dunder-Mifflin paper company in Scranton, Pennsylvania in a documentary about the workplace.

#1
Pilot - The Office [S01E01]
Released: 2005-03-24, Rated: TV-14
Score: 33.378
He put my stuff in jello again.
#2
Pilot - The Office [S01E01]
Released: 2005-03-24, Rated: TV-14
Score: 30.159
One word, two syllables : demarcation.
#3
Pilot - The Office [S01E01]
Released: 2005-03-24, Rated: TV-14
Score: 29.484
Ooh discipline, kinky!
#4
Pilot - The Office [S01E01]
Released: 2005-03-24, Rated: TV-14
Score: 29.430
and you ain't gonna be messing with my children.
#5
Pilot - The Office [S01E01]
Released: 2005-03-24, Rated: TV-14
Score: 29.100
Is this what you're saying grasshopper?
#6
Pilot - The Office [S01E01]
Released: 2005-03-24, Rated: TV-14
Score: 28.383
Assistant to the Regional Manager.
#7
Pilot - The Office [S01E01]
Released: 2005-03-24, Rated: TV-14
Score: 28.340
It's just, I don't think it's many little girls dream to be a receptionist.
#8
Pilot - The Office [S01E01]
Released: 2005-03-24, Rated: TV-14
Score: 27.840
You put it in the garbage can that was a special filing cabinet.
#9
Pilot - The Office [S01E01]
Released: 2005-03-24, Rated: TV-14
Score: 27.457
Me no get an agenda.
#10
Pilot - The Office [S01E01]
Released: 2005-03-24, Rated: TV-14
Score: 27.061
You've been X'd punk'd!
#11
Pilot - The Office [S01E01]
Released: 2005-03-24, Rated: TV-14
Score: 26.725
I think that pretty much sums it up
#12
Pilot - The Office [S01E01]
Released: 2005-03-24, Rated: TV-14
Score: 26.463
My proudest moment here was not when I increased profits by 17%,
#13
Pilot - The Office [S01E01]
Released: 2005-03-24, Rated: TV-14
Score: 26.094
Assistant to the regional manager.
#14
Pilot - The Office [S01E01]
Released: 2005-03-24, Rated: TV-14
Score: 26.008
Right here, my vibe. Oh Pam, that's a guy thing Pam.
#15
Pilot - The Office [S01E01]
Released: 2005-03-24, Rated: TV-14
Score: 25.991
would you be the Godfather to my child?"
#16
Pilot - The Office [S01E01]
Released: 2005-03-24, Rated: TV-14
Score: 25.852
Pam, Pam Pam! Pam Beesly.
#17
Pilot - The Office [S01E01]
Released: 2005-03-24, Rated: TV-14
Score: 24.980
It was a young Guatemalan guy,
#18
Pilot - The Office [S01E01]
Released: 2005-03-24, Rated: TV-14
Score: 24.800
All right Jim your quarterlies look very good.
#19
Pilot - The Office [S01E01]
Released: 2005-03-24, Rated: TV-14
Score: 24.583
So you've come to the master for guidance?
#20
Pilot - The Office [S01E01]
Released: 2005-03-24, Rated: TV-14
Score: 24.387
Does the corporate master rape
#21
Pilot - The Office [S01E01]
Released: 2005-03-24, Rated: TV-14
Score: 23.857
Are you going to engelate <?the cup brains?> on Sunday?
#22
Pilot - The Office [S01E01]
Released: 2005-03-24, Rated: TV-14
Score: 23.713
I'm boring myself just talking about this.
#23
Pilot - The Office [S01E01]
Released: 2005-03-24, Rated: TV-14
Score: 22.965
If I left, what would I do with all this useless information in my head?
#24
Pilot - The Office [S01E01]
Released: 2005-03-24, Rated: TV-14
Score: 22.900
because downsizing is a bitch,
#25
Pilot - The Office [S01E01]
Released: 2005-03-24, Rated: TV-14
Score: 22.837
I call her Hillary Rodham Clinton, right?