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Stewie Loves Lois - Family Guy [S05E01]

TV-14 AnimationComedy
 

Stewie smothers Lois with affection after she saves his teddy bear and she soon becomes tired of the extra attention; Peter sues Dr. Hartman for sexual harassment after he has his first prostate exam.

#1
Stewie Loves Lois - Family Guy [S05E01]
Released: 2006-09-10, Rated: TV-14
Score: 31.721
Sphincter.
#2
Stewie Loves Lois - Family Guy [S05E01]
Released: 2006-09-10, Rated: TV-14
Score: 30.202
You know what was a monster? Frampton Comes Alive, 1976.
#3
Stewie Loves Lois - Family Guy [S05E01]
Released: 2006-09-10, Rated: TV-14
Score: 29.812
You're a whore. Wear your whore makeup, you whore.
#4
Stewie Loves Lois - Family Guy [S05E01]
Released: 2006-09-10, Rated: TV-14
Score: 28.916
I scrubbed, and I scrubbed, but damn it, they don't make water hot enough!
#5
Stewie Loves Lois - Family Guy [S05E01]
Released: 2006-09-10, Rated: TV-14
Score: 28.539
Is somebody in there? - Ocupado.
#6
Stewie Loves Lois - Family Guy [S05E01]
Released: 2006-09-10, Rated: TV-14
Score: 28.212
- Brian loves Olympia Dukakis. - Oh, yeah, I do.
#7
Stewie Loves Lois - Family Guy [S05E01]
Released: 2006-09-10, Rated: TV-14
Score: 27.060
Fucking idiot.
#8
Stewie Loves Lois - Family Guy [S05E01]
Released: 2006-09-10, Rated: TV-14
Score: 26.988
No ifs, ands, or buts. I'm going to be really anal about this.
#9
Stewie Loves Lois - Family Guy [S05E01]
Released: 2006-09-10, Rated: TV-14
Score: 26.911
You guys are a bunch of queers.
#10
Stewie Loves Lois - Family Guy [S05E01]
Released: 2006-09-10, Rated: TV-14
Score: 26.133
Yellow Pages. Let your fingers do the walking.
#11
Stewie Loves Lois - Family Guy [S05E01]
Released: 2006-09-10, Rated: TV-14
Score: 26.042
Filthy whore.
#12
Stewie Loves Lois - Family Guy [S05E01]
Released: 2006-09-10, Rated: TV-14
Score: 26.036
You weren't there, Lois. You weren't there.
#13
Stewie Loves Lois - Family Guy [S05E01]
Released: 2006-09-10, Rated: TV-14
Score: 25.974
Yeah, you want some of this, Maury Po'bitch?
#14
Stewie Loves Lois - Family Guy [S05E01]
Released: 2006-09-10, Rated: TV-14
Score: 25.563
- How're you liking all these nautical puns? - Cute.
#15
Stewie Loves Lois - Family Guy [S05E01]
Released: 2006-09-10, Rated: TV-14
Score: 25.290
- This is ridiculous. That never happened. - Sit down, you rapist!
#16
Stewie Loves Lois - Family Guy [S05E01]
Released: 2006-09-10, Rated: TV-14
Score: 25.147
We now return to Freddy Got Fingered.
#17
Stewie Loves Lois - Family Guy [S05E01]
Released: 2006-09-10, Rated: TV-14
Score: 25.050
You're somebody's father, you filthy whore.
#18
Stewie Loves Lois - Family Guy [S05E01]
Released: 2006-09-10, Rated: TV-14
Score: 25.041
I'm just like Barbara Bush!
#19
Stewie Loves Lois - Family Guy [S05E01]
Released: 2006-09-10, Rated: TV-14
Score: 24.643
Relax, I'm a doctor.
#20
Stewie Loves Lois - Family Guy [S05E01]
Released: 2006-09-10, Rated: TV-14
Score: 24.493
Well, good morning, Mr. Nipple.
#21
Stewie Loves Lois - Family Guy [S05E01]
Released: 2006-09-10, Rated: TV-14
Score: 24.141
So, warn the villagers. Here comes the cuddle monster.
#22
Stewie Loves Lois - Family Guy [S05E01]
Released: 2006-09-10, Rated: TV-14
Score: 23.795
Yeah, yeah, and they also have an Orange Julius.
#23
Stewie Loves Lois - Family Guy [S05E01]
Released: 2006-09-10, Rated: TV-14
Score: 23.713
Oh, Lois, your breasts are great.
#24
Stewie Loves Lois - Family Guy [S05E01]
Released: 2006-09-10, Rated: TV-14
Score: 23.564
Guys, I went to Dr. Hartman yesterday, and he did things to my fanny.
#25
Stewie Loves Lois - Family Guy [S05E01]
Released: 2006-09-10, Rated: TV-14
Score: 23.402
and a Scooby-Doo yogurt with Shaggy's eyes scratched out.