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Sword of Destiny - Arrested Development [S02E15]

TV-PG Comedy
 

Determined to get back in the Magician's Alliance, GOB buys a sword from a Chinese shop and hires Buster to be the main magician while he's the assistant. Then he meets Tony Wonder who wants GOB and Buster to be on his next DVD.

#1
Sword of Destiny - Arrested Development [S02E15]
Released: 2005-03-27, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 24.449
Ancient Chinese Secret, huh?
#2
Sword of Destiny - Arrested Development [S02E15]
Released: 2005-03-27, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 24.394
Silence, slave!
#3
Sword of Destiny - Arrested Development [S02E15]
Released: 2005-03-27, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 24.345
I'll buy you 100 George Michaels you can teach to drive!
#4
Sword of Destiny - Arrested Development [S02E15]
Released: 2005-03-27, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 22.446
and put on my Barbra Streisand in The Prince of Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit.
#5
Sword of Destiny - Arrested Development [S02E15]
Released: 2005-03-27, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 20.683
Enjoy the Hanukkah cookie, man.
#6
Sword of Destiny - Arrested Development [S02E15]
Released: 2005-03-27, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 20.614
Starla had been bitten by...
#7
Sword of Destiny - Arrested Development [S02E15]
Released: 2005-03-27, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 20.324
What a cool guy.
#8
Sword of Destiny - Arrested Development [S02E15]
Released: 2005-03-27, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 19.569
Did somebody say, "Wonder"?
#9
Sword of Destiny - Arrested Development [S02E15]
Released: 2005-03-27, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 19.345
- You're losing blood, aren't you? - Probably. My socks are wet.
#10
Sword of Destiny - Arrested Development [S02E15]
Released: 2005-03-27, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 19.165
So, I want you guys to be on Use Your Illusion. Only now it's "Allusion" with an "A."
#11
Sword of Destiny - Arrested Development [S02E15]
Released: 2005-03-27, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 18.594
Yeah, I make up my own patter. Just ring it up with the dong tea.
#12
Sword of Destiny - Arrested Development [S02E15]
Released: 2005-03-27, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 18.071
Tony Wonder!
#13
Sword of Destiny - Arrested Development [S02E15]
Released: 2005-03-27, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 17.784
Me quick, want slow. Wait, that's Indian.
#14
Sword of Destiny - Arrested Development [S02E15]
Released: 2005-03-27, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 17.118
I grant him magic sanctuary.
#15
Sword of Destiny - Arrested Development [S02E15]
Released: 2005-03-27, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 17.065
I second the sanctuary. But with a clause of silence.
#16
Sword of Destiny - Arrested Development [S02E15]
Released: 2005-03-27, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 16.869
In fact, Gob was at Ancient Chinese Secret at that moment...
#17
Sword of Destiny - Arrested Development [S02E15]
Released: 2005-03-27, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 16.788
But I'm certainly good enough to take out that appendix of yours.
#18
Sword of Destiny - Arrested Development [S02E15]
Released: 2005-03-27, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 16.117
I've shortened your calf muscles to theoretically increase your jumping ability.
#19
Sword of Destiny - Arrested Development [S02E15]
Released: 2005-03-27, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 16.079
- but not for a migraine. - Yeah, I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle.
#20
Sword of Destiny - Arrested Development [S02E15]
Released: 2005-03-27, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 15.575
May I have the trick sword, please?
#21
Sword of Destiny - Arrested Development [S02E15]
Released: 2005-03-27, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 15.289
- This is my demand. - when Michael found him.
#22
Sword of Destiny - Arrested Development [S02E15]
Released: 2005-03-27, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 15.271
I have rabies, Michael. You know that. Today was day four of my shots.
#23
Sword of Destiny - Arrested Development [S02E15]
Released: 2005-03-27, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 15.257
- What about Chaucer? - Just not Poe, okay?
#24
Sword of Destiny - Arrested Development [S02E15]
Released: 2005-03-27, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 15.244
a well-known music producer's guard dog.
#25
Sword of Destiny - Arrested Development [S02E15]
Released: 2005-03-27, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 15.161
I'd want to get in there and find some answers.