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Meet the Parents

PG-13 Comedy
 

Male nurse Greg Focker meets his girlfriend's parents before proposing, but her suspicious father is every date's worst nightmare.

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#1
Meet the Parents
Year: 2000, Rated: PG-13
Score: 34.582
Well, we'll look forward to that.
#2
Meet the Parents
Year: 2000, Rated: PG-13
Score: 34.108
- I bet you would, Panama Red. - (Larry sniggers)
#3
Meet the Parents
Year: 2000, Rated: PG-13
Score: 34.076
Jinxy cat, Jinxy cat, where are you?
#4
Meet the Parents
Year: 2000, Rated: PG-13
Score: 33.997
- Are you a pot head, Focker? - No! No. What?
#5
Meet the Parents
Year: 2000, Rated: PG-13
Score: 33.918
You spray-painted his tail to make him look like Jinxy, didn't you?
#6
Meet the Parents
Year: 2000, Rated: PG-13
Score: 33.380
Wait, wait, wait. Your name's Gay Focker?
#7
Meet the Parents
Year: 2000, Rated: PG-13
Score: 32.986
You tried to milk him, you sick son of a bitch!
#8
Meet the Parents
Year: 2000, Rated: PG-13
Score: 32.899
Oh, yes, you damn well will!
#9
Meet the Parents
Year: 2000, Rated: PG-13
Score: 32.624
(Both) Pamela Martha Focker.
#10
Meet the Parents
Year: 2000, Rated: PG-13
Score: 31.735
I don't know. He put so much... goddam lacquer on that thing.
#11
Meet the Parents
Year: 2000, Rated: PG-13
Score: 31.686
Oh, no, Dina, Jack can talk Thai. Jack talks Thai very well.
#12
Meet the Parents
Year: 2000, Rated: PG-13
Score: 31.318
in some crazy scheme to turn a profit, made more than one?
#13
Meet the Parents
Year: 2000, Rated: PG-13
Score: 30.510
Were you sniffing my boxers, dude?
#14
Meet the Parents
Year: 2000, Rated: PG-13
Score: 30.099
The bulb of a Jerusalem Tulip.
#15
Meet the Parents
Year: 2000, Rated: PG-13
Score: 30.054
I'm everywhere, Focker.
#16
Meet the Parents
Year: 2000, Rated: PG-13
Score: 30.045
Somebody had a little visit from the hair fairy.
#17
Meet the Parents
Year: 2000, Rated: PG-13
Score: 30.011
Come get your revised itineraries!
#18
Meet the Parents
Year: 2000, Rated: PG-13
Score: 29.913
Greg's a male nurse.
#19
Meet the Parents
Year: 2000, Rated: PG-13
Score: 29.647
Well, they say geniuses pick green.
#20
Meet the Parents
Year: 2000, Rated: PG-13
Score: 29.451
OK, the sun is out, the grill is hot and the pool is luke,
#21
Meet the Parents
Year: 2000, Rated: PG-13
Score: 29.342
OK, you know what? Get your grubby little paws off of my bag!
#22
Meet the Parents
Year: 2000, Rated: PG-13
Score: 29.226
(Both) Shortstack, shortstack, coming up!
#23
Meet the Parents
Year: 2000, Rated: PG-13
Score: 29.111
This isn't a sculpture. It's a device for smoking marijuana.
#24
Meet the Parents
Year: 2000, Rated: PG-13
Score: 28.995
Gaylord M. Focker?
#25
Meet the Parents
Year: 2000, Rated: PG-13
Score: 28.847
That smell, Bob, is our shit.