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Meet the Parents

PG-13 Comedy
 

Male nurse Greg Focker meets his girlfriend's parents before proposing, but her suspicious father is every date's worst nightmare.

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#1
Meet the Parents
Year: 2000, Rated: PG-13
Score: 34.958
Well, we'll look forward to that.
#2
Meet the Parents
Year: 2000, Rated: PG-13
Score: 34.783
- I bet you would, Panama Red. - (Larry sniggers)
#3
Meet the Parents
Year: 2000, Rated: PG-13
Score: 34.770
- Are you a pot head, Focker? - No! No. What?
#4
Meet the Parents
Year: 2000, Rated: PG-13
Score: 34.764
Jinxy cat, Jinxy cat, where are you?
#5
Meet the Parents
Year: 2000, Rated: PG-13
Score: 34.125
You spray-painted his tail to make him look like Jinxy, didn't you?
#6
Meet the Parents
Year: 2000, Rated: PG-13
Score: 33.935
Wait, wait, wait. Your name's Gay Focker?
#7
Meet the Parents
Year: 2000, Rated: PG-13
Score: 33.457
Oh, yes, you damn well will!
#8
Meet the Parents
Year: 2000, Rated: PG-13
Score: 33.305
You tried to milk him, you sick son of a bitch!
#9
Meet the Parents
Year: 2000, Rated: PG-13
Score: 33.245
(Both) Pamela Martha Focker.
#10
Meet the Parents
Year: 2000, Rated: PG-13
Score: 32.425
Oh, no, Dina, Jack can talk Thai. Jack talks Thai very well.
#11
Meet the Parents
Year: 2000, Rated: PG-13
Score: 32.082
I don't know. He put so much... goddam lacquer on that thing.
#12
Meet the Parents
Year: 2000, Rated: PG-13
Score: 31.506
in some crazy scheme to turn a profit, made more than one?
#13
Meet the Parents
Year: 2000, Rated: PG-13
Score: 30.981
Were you sniffing my boxers, dude?
#14
Meet the Parents
Year: 2000, Rated: PG-13
Score: 30.613
Come get your revised itineraries!
#15
Meet the Parents
Year: 2000, Rated: PG-13
Score: 30.574
Greg's a male nurse.
#16
Meet the Parents
Year: 2000, Rated: PG-13
Score: 30.507
The bulb of a Jerusalem Tulip.
#17
Meet the Parents
Year: 2000, Rated: PG-13
Score: 30.504
Somebody had a little visit from the hair fairy.
#18
Meet the Parents
Year: 2000, Rated: PG-13
Score: 30.401
I'm everywhere, Focker.
#19
Meet the Parents
Year: 2000, Rated: PG-13
Score: 30.147
Well, they say geniuses pick green.
#20
Meet the Parents
Year: 2000, Rated: PG-13
Score: 29.726
OK, the sun is out, the grill is hot and the pool is luke,
#21
Meet the Parents
Year: 2000, Rated: PG-13
Score: 29.638
That smell, Bob, is our shit.
#22
Meet the Parents
Year: 2000, Rated: PG-13
Score: 29.605
(Both) Shortstack, shortstack, coming up!
#23
Meet the Parents
Year: 2000, Rated: PG-13
Score: 29.483
Gaylord M. Focker?
#24
Meet the Parents
Year: 2000, Rated: PG-13
Score: 29.387
OK, you know what? Get your grubby little paws off of my bag!
#25
Meet the Parents
Year: 2000, Rated: PG-13
Score: 29.281
How could you say that? That cat's been like a brother to you!