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Unbelievable.
Exactly!
What are we going to do with you, then, eh?
It's Joe.
but I was too young.
Why don't you help me lay the table?
- How long will this take? - Not too long.
Ooh, about 20 years, haven't we, Mary?
No, I'm not, actually.
- of being a mean bastard? - Yeah, I am.
More cars! More cars! At least I'm buying an old car.
What's for supper?
Are you still angry with me?
Well, yeah.
That's great.
I am the resurrection and the life, says the Lord.
Thanks for coming. Sorry about this.
No.
- Don't forget to give me the recipe. - No, I won't forget, Katie.
- Mm. - So how's your flat, Ken?
See, I got married in my 20s and, granted he was the wrong man,
- We stayed in. - Did you?
What are you going to call this car?
Give us it.
What do you mean?
- I'm good. - Oh, you look great.
I've had three punctures.
- How much alcohol are you drinking? - I don't drink. My husband drinks.
Yeah. Did he go to the funeral?
- Are you all ready? - Yeah.
Yeah?
I don't know. I'll have to check my diary.
I wouldn't fancy sleeping in a tent, thank you very much.
- You're very welcome, Mary. - Yeah.
- Yeah. - I remember when you were this big.
- Yeah. - I'm really sorry.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
Arrabbiata. Are you hungry?
Mm.
Better pack my bag.
Still on your own, are you?
Oh.
Amen.
Ah, that's right. Never forget to kiss your mum.
Hi, Joe.
I might move away somewhere else.
Are you insured, Mary?
Oh, no, I don't want to do that.
You're a good bloke, you're good on the darts,
What was your wife's name?
Good. Glass of wine?
Right, well, we'd... best be started.
I usually get the bus, but if I'm late, I have to leg it, if I miss the bus.
- Yeah. - And you have a think.
- Would you like a beer? - Oh, I'd love one, ta.
I don't think Ronnie can afford to go now, the price of season tickets.
and I saw these two daffodils peeping over the top of the grass.
I had a really nice evening, actually.
No.
- Give us a chance. - Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I'm all right.
Never come between a mother and her son.
- That's your boss, isn't it? - Yeah, my boss.
- Right. Who wants some cake? - Yes, please.
This is a surprise. How are you?
But you'll give me the prescription now?
Cheers.
He's great.
Take your time.
No. They'd guarantee the labour for three months, but not the parts. Bastards.
We've saved you some food, Mary.
Very nice.
Have you seen the doctor?
- You were a cocktail waitress? - Yeah.
It's never too late, Mary.
- She was a lovely person. - She was.
- It wouldn't start. - Oh, no.
Oh, oh.
- Dingle Bay. - Oh, lovely.
I'll say.
Oh.
Yes.
Have a think.
- Are you sure? - Yeah, and then that's it.
I wouldn't say that.
Oh... Come here.
Joe used to love it here.
Just turns up out of the blue, doesn't he?
- Carl. - What?
By the way, Mary, it's a 1.4.
Buenos Aires.
There you go.
Well, we think of you as his auntie.
He's good.
of being free from the tyranny of regular employment.
I couldn't handle it.
- How was your day? - Good.
So, I rush out and my window's been smashed.
- Katie, lovely to see you. - Ahh, lovely to see you.
I'm not meeting the right people. I'm stuck in a rut.
Except they're not like pubs now, they're all poncy bars.
I thought you were going to miss me out, Mary.
- I gotta go back there, any road, so... - All right. We'll see you there.
You see, I can't afford to buy my car and have a holiday.
- Hello, Mary. - Hi, Gerri.
The only time I went on holiday was with Pam.
We'd both been stood up by our dates.
You can never tell with chillies.
What would you do with your time if you retired, Ken?