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I must get it cut.
Hello.
sort my winter clothes into plastic bags and shove them under the bed.
I know it's not easy to talk about personal things.
I don't know.
It's obviously serious.
- Hello, Mary. - Bloody hell!
Nothing you want to share with me?
Yeah.
- We're very lucky. - Yeah. You are, but you deserve it.
Joe!
- I don't know, not so bad. - Well, fingers crossed.
...and the sink's straight in front of you and on the left is...
Have you got any children?
Joe and I have shared some really special moments, haven't we?
Nice.
I'm here on my own.
We'll be off soon.
- We did. - We brought it with us.
My looks work against me.
You're on.
I looked out the windows when we were in Lincolnshire,
The sleeping.
- Don't do your back in. - I know.
Why don't I have a word with one of my colleagues?
Yeah?
and all my toilet rolls have been stolen.
- Have we heard from Joe? - No.
- I've only got an hour. - That's all right.
The aptly named.
- And you can't cook. - No. Well, I can a bit.
in this world and the next.
It's messy, isn't it?
I got towed away and I wasn't even parked on a double-yellow line.
- I could have gone two years ago. - Why didn't you?
Well...
Oh, for God's sake.
Can you pop your arm on the desk for me?
- Bugger off! - Hello, Tom, mate.
It might take 20 minutes to turn up. We haven't got time.
Funnily enough, I was thinking about him on the way down.
Oh, Gerri.
He's got a nice clean bum.
It's my little present to me.
Well, I don't know. We'll have to see.
Right.
Oh, stroke rehab. I thought you said straight rehab.
- You don't have to go. - They're my pubs.
We're going back to the house, to your mum's.
- Yeah. - White wine, Mary?
- See you soon. - Look after yourself.
and I've got a headache.
- Hello. - Hello. Mr Hepple?
Well, I don't know.
- Aha! - Aha!
- How are you? - Fine.
I could take a few days off work.
- They could do other things. - That doesn't get you fed.
Yeah, I'm not going to introduce you to everyone though.
Whatever happened to that drink we were gonna have?
He's really nice Ronnie, isn't he?
You got kids?
- Linda's still working. - She's kept him all his life.
Very sad.
Hope you get your car sorted out.
- Mum, Dad, this is Katie. - Hello.
- I'm not sure Mary can manage that. - Of course I can. Oh, I don't know.
- Yes, Mummy. - Thank you.
I feel like I'm being somebody else.
Would you like some salad, Ken?
...the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit be upon you and remain with you always.
Excuse me.
Oh, I don't know. Anyway... my windscreen wiper got ripped off.
Pyjamas. Get some shirts.
You've got a good retirement package. Index linked pension.
Are you all right, Gerri?
No, that's Paul.
It doesn't get any easier. Job for a younger man, this.
Well, a lot of my friends are getting married.
There you go.
he will agree to adjourn which will then give us time to sort things out, OK?
You'd be much happier.
It's the young person's prerogative to be noisy.
Katie.
But I'll have to cut back on, you know,
I wasn't manic, like him.
- Have breakfast by the Seine. - Have you got your hotel booked?
What thanks do you get? I'm sick of it!
Oh, we really miss you at work, don't we, Gerri?
- Are you sure? - Yeah.
- Unlike me. Middle-aged spread. - Shut up.
Well, I don't like it.
I think so.
Oh, I don't know.
Yeah, I'll see you soon, then.
I call it a trailer-mounted-tripod cable-percussive boring unit.
- Do you want me to give you a hand? - No, thank you, Mary.
Yeah.
This is Robert, your minister.
Oh, nothing much.
Yeah.
- What's so funny? - Don't be cruel.
So, what is it you do, then, Jackie?
- I'm Tom Hepple. - Oh, yes.
...I'm here for you.
On a scale of one to ten...
I have to smuggle it in.
No. No.
No, it's all right, Ken. I can pour my own wine, thank you very much.
Sweetheart, I'll do more than shout.
- I like you, Mary. Can I phone you? - No, Ken. No.
Looks good.
- Can I get you a drink? - Got one somewhere.
I don't know.
- Goodbye, Mary. - Bye.
You could try a cultural holiday.
Some of us already are.
You get to know them really well and, well...
Yeah.
Ohh!
Oh, Mathew!
Oh, are they?
Thank you.
- Yeah. - I hope you're hungry.
But that's OK because I've got loads of clothes. My wardrobe isn't big enough.
But I haven't checked my e-mails.
I still hope we might crash back through to the Premiership, at some point.
Oh, have they gone to the allotment?
Financially, cars are cheaper. That's why there's no incentive to go by train.
I think it will do you some good.
- Good idea. - In other words, you're with Ken.
Croydon College.