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The Mattress - Brooklyn Nine-Nine [S03E07]

TV-14 ComedyCrime
 

Jake and Amy work together on a case, and wind up arguing over Jake's old, worn-out mattress. Meanwhile, Boyle scratches Holt's prized car, and the teenage boy Rosa sponsors as a "big brother" is in trouble with the law.

#1
The Mattress - Brooklyn Nine-Nine [S03E07]
Released: 2015-11-15, Rated: TV-14
Score: 22.798
Ooh, a lover's quarrel.
#2
The Mattress - Brooklyn Nine-Nine [S03E07]
Released: 2015-11-15, Rated: TV-14
Score: 22.637
Like, you're Orangina, and I'm orange soda.
#3
The Mattress - Brooklyn Nine-Nine [S03E07]
Released: 2015-11-15, Rated: TV-14
Score: 18.585
Hitchcock just drank his own fish.
#4
The Mattress - Brooklyn Nine-Nine [S03E07]
Released: 2015-11-15, Rated: TV-14
Score: 16.132
This isn't Cagney calling Lacey a poopy-head.
#5
The Mattress - Brooklyn Nine-Nine [S03E07]
Released: 2015-11-15, Rated: TV-14
Score: 15.239
"Smooshing booties."
#6
The Mattress - Brooklyn Nine-Nine [S03E07]
Released: 2015-11-15, Rated: TV-14
Score: 14.802
Surprise!
#7
The Mattress - Brooklyn Nine-Nine [S03E07]
Released: 2015-11-15, Rated: TV-14
Score: 14.176
"Poopy-head" means no "Doc McStuffins" for a week!
#8
The Mattress - Brooklyn Nine-Nine [S03E07]
Released: 2015-11-15, Rated: TV-14
Score: 14.096
So, will Hitchcock put fish food in Scully's lemonade,
#9
The Mattress - Brooklyn Nine-Nine [S03E07]
Released: 2015-11-15, Rated: TV-14
Score: 13.596
Nooo!
#10
The Mattress - Brooklyn Nine-Nine [S03E07]
Released: 2015-11-15, Rated: TV-14
Score: 13.166
Nailed it.
#11
The Mattress - Brooklyn Nine-Nine [S03E07]
Released: 2015-11-15, Rated: TV-14
Score: 12.526
Also sexy.
#12
The Mattress - Brooklyn Nine-Nine [S03E07]
Released: 2015-11-15, Rated: TV-14
Score: 12.480
My cover makes me invisible.
#13
The Mattress - Brooklyn Nine-Nine [S03E07]
Released: 2015-11-15, Rated: TV-14
Score: 12.138
My butt is totally serious.
#14
The Mattress - Brooklyn Nine-Nine [S03E07]
Released: 2015-11-15, Rated: TV-14
Score: 12.087
Scully has a mason jar full of lemonade.
#15
The Mattress - Brooklyn Nine-Nine [S03E07]
Released: 2015-11-15, Rated: TV-14
Score: 11.965
Now scram.
#16
The Mattress - Brooklyn Nine-Nine [S03E07]
Released: 2015-11-15, Rated: TV-14
Score: 11.764
Jake, why don't you just sit down?
#17
The Mattress - Brooklyn Nine-Nine [S03E07]
Released: 2015-11-15, Rated: TV-14
Score: 11.538
or will Scully drink Hitchcock's goldfish?
#18
The Mattress - Brooklyn Nine-Nine [S03E07]
Released: 2015-11-15, Rated: TV-14
Score: 11.364
That's the best thing I've ever heard.
#19
The Mattress - Brooklyn Nine-Nine [S03E07]
Released: 2015-11-15, Rated: TV-14
Score: 11.119
An identical mason jar!
#20
The Mattress - Brooklyn Nine-Nine [S03E07]
Released: 2015-11-15, Rated: TV-14
Score: 11.092
Exciting.
#21
The Mattress - Brooklyn Nine-Nine [S03E07]
Released: 2015-11-15, Rated: TV-14
Score: 10.821
I mean, mattresses are also sexy
#22
The Mattress - Brooklyn Nine-Nine [S03E07]
Released: 2015-11-15, Rated: TV-14
Score: 10.689
to strangle you with my feet.
#23
The Mattress - Brooklyn Nine-Nine [S03E07]
Released: 2015-11-15, Rated: TV-14
Score: 10.546
Do you have two minutes to talk about the environment?
#24
The Mattress - Brooklyn Nine-Nine [S03E07]
Released: 2015-11-15, Rated: TV-14
Score: 10.249
You know, once we get it, we'll have to break it in.
#25
The Mattress - Brooklyn Nine-Nine [S03E07]
Released: 2015-11-15, Rated: TV-14
Score: 9.6614
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.