The Toy (1982)

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The Toy (1982)
PG Comedy

An underemployed reporter finds himself literally purchased as a toy for a rich spoiled brat.

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10 Dec 1982
The Toy
Richard Donner
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#1
Released 1982-12-10, Rated PG
Score 33.239
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That's U.S., not "you ass."
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#2
Released 1982-12-10, Rated PG
Score 29.980
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Stanley!
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That's not an ashtray, you asshole. That's not an ashtray, you asshole. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#3
Released 1982-12-10, Rated PG
Score 27.603
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That's not an ashtray, you asshole.
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Heaven forbid! You just tell him no, you ass. Heaven forbid! You just tell him no, you ass. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#4
Released 1982-12-10, Rated PG
Score 27.532
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Heaven forbid! You just tell him no, you ass.
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#5
Released 1982-12-10, Rated PG
Score 22.368
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All this time you didn't know my metal things were propellers?
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His name is Jack Brown. Jack, Master Bates. His name is Jack Brown. Jack, Master Bates. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#6
Released 1982-12-10, Rated PG
Score 22.177
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His name is Jack Brown. Jack, Master Bates.
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#7
Released 1982-12-10, Rated PG
Score 22.106
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That's an ashtray.
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Let me go! Don't spank me, Jack. Let me go! Don't spank me, Jack. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#8
Released 1982-12-10, Rated PG
Score 21.890
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Let me go! Don't spank me, Jack.
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#9
Released 1982-12-10, Rated PG
Score 21.716
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Why are you upsetting Angela, telling her you're selling my house?
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- You won't be sorry, U.S. - "You ass." You're allowed. - You won't be sorry, U.S. - "You ass." You're allowed. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#10
Released 1982-12-10, Rated PG
Score 21.441
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- You won't be sorry, U.S. - "You ass." You're allowed.
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I'm the king of ghetto hockey. You ain't gonna beat me. I'm the king of ghetto hockey. You ain't gonna beat me. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#11
Released 1982-12-10, Rated PG
Score 20.965
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I'm the king of ghetto hockey. You ain't gonna beat me.
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- Police! Hands up! - Let's get out of here! - Police! Hands up! - Let's get out of here! Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#12
Released 1982-12-10, Rated PG
Score 20.743
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- Police! Hands up! - Let's get out of here!
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What are you gonna say? "Hey, God! Life's unfair." What are you gonna say? "Hey, God! Life's unfair." Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#13
Released 1982-12-10, Rated PG
Score 20.220
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What are you gonna say? "Hey, God! Life's unfair."
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#14
Released 1982-12-10, Rated PG
Score 19.654
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Propellers.
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Up yours, you mother! Up yours, you mother! Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#15
Released 1982-12-10, Rated PG
Score 19.637
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Up yours, you mother!
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- I want my clothes. - Mr. Brown. Now sit down for a minute. - I want my clothes. - Mr. Brown. Now sit down for a minute. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#16
Released 1982-12-10, Rated PG
Score 19.626
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- I want my clothes. - Mr. Brown. Now sit down for a minute.
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#17
Released 1982-12-10, Rated PG
Score 19.209
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Are you all right, Master Bates? Are you?
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Released 1982-12-10, Rated PG
Score 19.055
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Ticklish!
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#19
Released 1982-12-10, Rated PG
Score 18.912
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Attention, Jack Brown and Master Bates.
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No tigers, leopards, lions, rabbits. No tigers, leopards, lions, rabbits. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Released 1982-12-10, Rated PG
Score 18.597
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No tigers, leopards, lions, rabbits.
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#21
Released 1982-12-10, Rated PG
Score 18.527
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Chop, chop! Give him a ticket!
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#22
Released 1982-12-10, Rated PG
Score 18.407
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Police department?
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I'm Eric Bates! I'm Eric Bates! Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#23
Released 1982-12-10, Rated PG
Score 18.237
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I'm Eric Bates!
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No, Eric, no. Not today. Not now. Not ever. No, Eric, no. Not today. Not now. Not ever. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#24
Released 1982-12-10, Rated PG
Score 18.213
dot No, Eric, no. Not today. Not now. Not ever.
No, Eric, no. Not today. Not now. Not ever.
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- On the left. - I'm Eric Bates! Put me down! - On the left. - I'm Eric Bates! Put me down! Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#25
Released 1982-12-10, Rated PG
Score 18.030
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- On the left. - I'm Eric Bates! Put me down!
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