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from deep in the smoke at Hubert Humphrey High.
Right.
Time out.
Do you have it with you?
Shep Sheppard reporting live from Paradise Hills, Arizona.
Is that a beer?
You just hold on a minute there
guidance counselor extraordinaire...
which means the receiver could be in any house...
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna explode.
No, Brian, everything is under control.
Then why not do something crazy?
Who-- who-- who is this
Hi, you're on the air...
Yo, I'm D-D-David Deaver
"until there was nothing left of them...
Go ahead.
Shit. Don't just sit there, man. Run!
I'm pretty confused.
I'm head of guidance...
Tennis team's throwing a party tonight.
No, honey, of course not. We think you're perfect.
And I really, really don't give a damn
And I don't want you to look too sleepy, you know?
You know?
Turn the speaker system.
Here's a song from my close personal buddies back east--
I believe with everything that's in me...
Oh, Nellie!
Those kids had rights.
Last night...
Don't worry. I'm not gonna blow up the kitchen.
Leading with your heart, not your mind.
They say I'm disturbed.
Is that your tape? Whose tape is this?
Can you direct me to the office?
I hate that.
All right. Back down to business.
of the lowest common denominator...
I sent this from myself.
We're doing a piece on high schools.
I can smell a lie like a fart in a car.
You hear about some kid, did something stupid--
And remember... I can smell a lie like a fart in a car
That just comes with having eyes, with having ears.
Put it on my desk.
in the decision to expel Cheryl Biggs.
I meant...
Steal it.
I mean, high school is the bottom.
just kind of hang out...
Not too much, no.
that nothing is more important than a good education?
Maybe we're just crazy.
Oh, my God, this is the biggest.
That little lech.
Happy birthday
Someone who has no interest in education.
Would you cut that thing, please?
Yeah, you got it, folks.
fresh from several educational triumphs...
Look, I don't know anything...
You don't have to say anything...
Oh, God, come on.
on the mysterious disappearances of some of our students.
We don't believe you, Donald.
and Happy Harry Hard-on was born.
Now, they're saying I shouldn't think stuff like this.
Maybe he's not that crazy, Dad.
Don't worry. I'm not going to bust you or anything.
He sounds like a chronic masturbator.
Well, sleep tight, Cheryl.
We're all disturbed, and if we're not, why not?
All right, so I'll pick you up after yearbook?
Selling pretzels, Donald?
The man I married loved his work, not power and money.
Chuck
I think it's time to bring in the feds.
"I share a room with my older brother.
You owe twenty-five cents.
"I don't care what. Just do it.
I know I'm into guys, but...
Please.
Another thing to remember about suicide...
face the music...
Hector Garcia...
Jan, this is no laughing matter.
lt seems to me these things were already here.
Oh, my God.
ethical situations...
Open the goddamn door!
I can't believe it.
Who's he?
lt isn't real.
It's painful to lose someone.
How come it wins all of these awards...
Why can't I fall in love
Go ahead.
Make them think you might snap! They think you've got attitude?
What do your parents think about this?
I'm just thinking how strong people can be...
Me and Radio Shack.
God, I feel so out of touch here.
Hello, Dad
"Is there life after high school...