Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Yeah, you got it, folks.
Oh, God, come on.
Open the goddamn door!
Then why not do something crazy?
"I share a room with my older brother.
That little lech.
All right, so I'll pick you up after yearbook?
Shit. Don't just sit there, man. Run!
I can smell a lie like a fart in a car.
Not too much, no.
Turn the speaker system.
We're doing a piece on high schools.
and Happy Harry Hard-on was born.
You don't have to say anything...
Me and Radio Shack.
Leading with your heart, not your mind.
You just hold on a minute there
Shep Sheppard reporting live from Paradise Hills, Arizona.
Can you direct me to the office?
Those kids had rights.
"Is there life after high school...
I think it's time to bring in the feds.
All right. Back down to business.
How come it wins all of these awards...
I'm head of guidance...
Don't worry. I'm not going to bust you or anything.
I hate that.
Who-- who-- who is this
No, honey, of course not. We think you're perfect.
You owe twenty-five cents.
And I really, really don't give a damn
Is that your tape? Whose tape is this?
Tennis team's throwing a party tonight.
Oh, my God.
Yo, I'm D-D-David Deaver
of the lowest common denominator...
from deep in the smoke at Hubert Humphrey High.
in the decision to expel Cheryl Biggs.
guidance counselor extraordinaire...
which means the receiver could be in any house...
I'm pretty confused.
We don't believe you, Donald.
Is that a beer?
Would you cut that thing, please?
Look, I don't know anything...
No, Brian, everything is under control.
Selling pretzels, Donald?
Why can't I fall in love
I mean, high school is the bottom.
I'm just thinking how strong people can be...
Well, sleep tight, Cheryl.
God, I feel so out of touch here.
lt seems to me these things were already here.
And I don't want you to look too sleepy, you know?
Oh, my God, this is the biggest.
fresh from several educational triumphs...
Someone who has no interest in education.
Put it on my desk.
that nothing is more important than a good education?
Do you have it with you?
It's painful to lose someone.
"until there was nothing left of them...
just kind of hang out...
They say I'm disturbed.
"I don't care what. Just do it.
He sounds like a chronic masturbator.
I can't believe it.
lt isn't real.
Hi, you're on the air...
What do your parents think about this?
The man I married loved his work, not power and money.
Another thing to remember about suicide...
I know I'm into guys, but...
Don't worry. I'm not gonna blow up the kitchen.
Make them think you might snap! They think you've got attitude?
We're all disturbed, and if we're not, why not?
on the mysterious disappearances of some of our students.
That just comes with having eyes, with having ears.
face the music...
I believe with everything that's in me...
Here's a song from my close personal buddies back east--
Maybe we're just crazy.
I sent this from myself.
Maybe he's not that crazy, Dad.
Now, they're saying I shouldn't think stuff like this.
Jan, this is no laughing matter.
You hear about some kid, did something stupid--
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna explode.