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Screw the Moon - The Last Man on Earth [S01E13]

TV-14 ActionComedyDrama
 

Tandy realizes that he is super-jealous of New Phil's relationship with Carol, so he decides he must win her back.

#1
Screw the Moon - The Last Man on Earth [S01E13]
Released: 2015-05-03, Rated: TV-14
Score: 23.108
Hey, bud. Looking good. (SNICKERS)
#2
Screw the Moon - The Last Man on Earth [S01E13]
Released: 2015-05-03, Rated: TV-14
Score: 21.155
I don't even know who you are anymore, man.
#3
Screw the Moon - The Last Man on Earth [S01E13]
Released: 2015-05-03, Rated: TV-14
Score: 18.020
Well, let's not count our chickens before they hatch.
#4
Screw the Moon - The Last Man on Earth [S01E13]
Released: 2015-05-03, Rated: TV-14
Score: 17.845
then we take him out to the desert and just leave him out there.
#5
Screw the Moon - The Last Man on Earth [S01E13]
Released: 2015-05-03, Rated: TV-14
Score: 17.537
We'll just go over there, ask him if he wants to go for a ride,
#6
Screw the Moon - The Last Man on Earth [S01E13]
Released: 2015-05-03, Rated: TV-14
Score: 16.301
I frigging beefed it big time.
#7
Screw the Moon - The Last Man on Earth [S01E13]
Released: 2015-05-03, Rated: TV-14
Score: 16.147
Well, if anyone can do it, you can.
#8
Screw the Moon - The Last Man on Earth [S01E13]
Released: 2015-05-03, Rated: TV-14
Score: 16.003
(SOFTLY) We got to kill him.
#9
Screw the Moon - The Last Man on Earth [S01E13]
Released: 2015-05-03, Rated: TV-14
Score: 15.653
I'm sorry, man. This is hard for me.
#10
Screw the Moon - The Last Man on Earth [S01E13]
Released: 2015-05-03, Rated: TV-14
Score: 15.421
Were you gonna kill me, Tandy?
#11
Screw the Moon - The Last Man on Earth [S01E13]
Released: 2015-05-03, Rated: TV-14
Score: 15.152
I mean, are we really talking about killing someone?
#12
Screw the Moon - The Last Man on Earth [S01E13]
Released: 2015-05-03, Rated: TV-14
Score: 14.239
Definitely.
#13
Screw the Moon - The Last Man on Earth [S01E13]
Released: 2015-05-03, Rated: TV-14
Score: 14.104
But, you know, that was, uh...
#14
Screw the Moon - The Last Man on Earth [S01E13]
Released: 2015-05-03, Rated: TV-14
Score: 14.062
Wait a minute, you drove me out to the desert.
#15
Screw the Moon - The Last Man on Earth [S01E13]
Released: 2015-05-03, Rated: TV-14
Score: 13.920
And I'm an only child.
#16
Screw the Moon - The Last Man on Earth [S01E13]
Released: 2015-05-03, Rated: TV-14
Score: 13.683
Dummy.
#17
Screw the Moon - The Last Man on Earth [S01E13]
Released: 2015-05-03, Rated: TV-14
Score: 13.302
Oh, you mean, like, "This town's not big enough for the two of us"?
#18
Screw the Moon - The Last Man on Earth [S01E13]
Released: 2015-05-03, Rated: TV-14
Score: 13.257
Look, I wasn't in my right mind. You got to believe me.
#19
Screw the Moon - The Last Man on Earth [S01E13]
Released: 2015-05-03, Rated: TV-14
Score: 12.894
Care Bear? He's calling you Care Bear now?
#20
Screw the Moon - The Last Man on Earth [S01E13]
Released: 2015-05-03, Rated: TV-14
Score: 12.871
It's called casual sex, Tandy.
#21
Screw the Moon - The Last Man on Earth [S01E13]
Released: 2015-05-03, Rated: TV-14
Score: 12.833
- So you were gonna do it. - But I didn't.
#22
Screw the Moon - The Last Man on Earth [S01E13]
Released: 2015-05-03, Rated: TV-14
Score: 12.785
Don't even think about coming back to Tucson.
#23
Screw the Moon - The Last Man on Earth [S01E13]
Released: 2015-05-03, Rated: TV-14
Score: 12.769
with the condom inside conspicuously missing.
#24
Screw the Moon - The Last Man on Earth [S01E13]
Released: 2015-05-03, Rated: TV-14
Score: 12.725
I feel like you're making a big mistake here.
#25
Screw the Moon - The Last Man on Earth [S01E13]
Released: 2015-05-03, Rated: TV-14
Score: 11.989
MILLER: My Care Bear.