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if we don't abuse it with, you know,
And this...
JOE: Okay. There.
Name one thing I get from you the rest of the staff doesn't.
Well, we're here.
Let's see, I'm a Martian, I need water.
But it gets lonely in my little box.
"Matthew is a moron."
All right, here we go.
I gotta do it, so, shoot.
Let me see if I can explain this to you, Beth.
Well, sir, you see, the-- The problem is that this
Oh! My eyelash curler?
Matthew!
All right. What's the complaint?
then keep them alive using hospital equipment?
Matthew is upset
That's amazing. Now, you're sure this wasn't Pulp Fiction?
"or any of its subsidiaries, may discriminate against,
Let's just call it a hunch.
Well, I have arrived at the lake.
Makes sense to me.
I don't hear anything.
Before a complaint can be put into the box,
Try the blinds. I think it's the blinds.
Jeez.
about 10 yards away,
Uh, "Who's the black private dick
Yeah, sure--! Good, good.
I know, I know. And by the way, how was the...
He's a fuzzy-wuzzy, sleepy...
seems kind of stupid to me, but my lawyers tell me
. .
Testing, one, two, three.
Ouch.
"against another employee, it's
BOTH: Hoo!
I happen to be the one who has to deal with all of them,
Yeah, but, like, a clicky plastic.
Thank you and good night.
[BUZZER RINGS]
We don't have a complaint box.
discussing the employee conduct guidelines.
If I don't respond to each of these complaints officially,
Oh, then that--
I think... [BUZZER RINGS]
petty bitching and a bunch of jokes, all right?