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The Stakeout - Seinfeld [S01E01]

TV-PG Comedy
 

Jerry and George stake out the lobby of an office building to find a woman Jerry met at a party but whose name and phone number he didn't get.

#1
The Stakeout - Seinfeld [S01E01]
Released: 1990-05-31, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 29.986
Bulls, bears, people from Connecticut.
#2
The Stakeout - Seinfeld [S01E01]
Released: 1990-05-31, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 28.327
No. He's making a bouillabaisse.
#3
The Stakeout - Seinfeld [S01E01]
Released: 1990-05-31, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 26.777
I gotta have a lo mein.
#4
The Stakeout - Seinfeld [S01E01]
Released: 1990-05-31, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 26.726
No! You had wooden teeth!
#5
The Stakeout - Seinfeld [S01E01]
Released: 1990-05-31, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 25.747
And I'm Jerry Cougar Mellencamp.
#6
The Stakeout - Seinfeld [S01E01]
Released: 1990-05-31, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 23.926
He's an importer-exporter, okay?
#7
The Stakeout - Seinfeld [S01E01]
Released: 1990-05-31, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 23.924
- Wall Street. - High finance.
#8
The Stakeout - Seinfeld [S01E01]
Released: 1990-05-31, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 23.868
Sorry. Elaine, this is my cousin, Artie Levine.
#9
The Stakeout - Seinfeld [S01E01]
Released: 1990-05-31, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 23.300
...binson. Burt Harbinson.
#10
The Stakeout - Seinfeld [S01E01]
Released: 1990-05-31, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 22.999
Who am I, Rich Little?
#11
The Stakeout - Seinfeld [S01E01]
Released: 1990-05-31, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 22.703
You had wooden teeth. I didn't have them, you did.
#12
The Stakeout - Seinfeld [S01E01]
Released: 1990-05-31, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 22.685
- Levine. - Artie.
#13
The Stakeout - Seinfeld [S01E01]
Released: 1990-05-31, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 22.250
Why, what's wrong with Loni Anderson?
#14
The Stakeout - Seinfeld [S01E01]
Released: 1990-05-31, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 22.204
What, there's something wrong with Loni Anderson?
#15
The Stakeout - Seinfeld [S01E01]
Released: 1990-05-31, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 21.990
And then you turned around, and you had these wooden teeth.
#16
The Stakeout - Seinfeld [S01E01]
Released: 1990-05-31, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 21.498
Nice to meet you.
#17
The Stakeout - Seinfeld [S01E01]
Released: 1990-05-31, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 21.091
Yeah, Levine.
#18
The Stakeout - Seinfeld [S01E01]
Released: 1990-05-31, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 20.089
...do you date immature men?
#19
The Stakeout - Seinfeld [S01E01]
Released: 1990-05-31, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 19.808
How about Loni Anderson?
#20
The Stakeout - Seinfeld [S01E01]
Released: 1990-05-31, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 19.696
Yes. Yes, I am.
#21
The Stakeout - Seinfeld [S01E01]
Released: 1990-05-31, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 19.175
- Burt Harbinson. - Right.
#22
The Stakeout - Seinfeld [S01E01]
Released: 1990-05-31, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 19.148
Oh, he's a public fornicator.
#23
The Stakeout - Seinfeld [S01E01]
Released: 1990-05-31, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 18.835
Art...
#24
The Stakeout - Seinfeld [S01E01]
Released: 1990-05-31, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 18.287
No.
#25
The Stakeout - Seinfeld [S01E01]
Released: 1990-05-31, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 18.190
All right, so I had wooden teeth. So what?