Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina - South Park [S09E01]

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Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina - South Park [S09E01]
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After Mr. Garrison gets an operation and becomes a woman, Kyle decides he wants to be black and Gerald decides he wants to be a dolphin.

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09 Mar 2005
Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
Trey Parker
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#1
Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 23.884
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#2
Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 22.286
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#3
Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 22.000
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#4
Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 21.838
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So long, balls.
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#5
Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 21.609
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Look, Ike! You're daddy's a dolphin!
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#6
Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 21.492
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Mmrs. Garrison, you can't have an abortion.
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#7
Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 21.292
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Vagina!
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- But Jews can't play basketball! - Kyle, you'd better stop being anti-Semitic right now, mister!! - But Jews can't play basketball! - Kyle, you'd better stop being anti-Semitic right now, mister!! Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#8
Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 19.503
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- But Jews can't play basketball! - Kyle, you'd better stop being anti-Semitic right now, mister!!
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#9
Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 19.139
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I'd rather be a woman who can't have periods than a fag.
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- Dude, is Kyle's- dad a- dolphin? - He's a Jewish dolphin. A Jewphin. - Dude, is Kyle's- dad a- dolphin? - He's a Jewish dolphin. A Jewphin. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#10
Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 18.892
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- Dude, is Kyle's- dad a- dolphin? - He's a Jewish dolphin. A Jewphin.
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#11
Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 18.680
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#12
Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 18.581
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Oh, that stings.
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#13
Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 18.494
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This is ridiculous. Jews can't play basketball.
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#14
Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 18.395
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Go ahead and find somebody who doesn't have a vagina, you fag!
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#15
Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 18.252
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Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 18.000
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#17
Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 17.563
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Your teacher had a sex change?? Oh my God!
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Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 17.504
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Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 17.209
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Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 16.968
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- Why? Why do I have to accept it when I can change it? - The answer is NO, Kyle! You're NOT going to have negroplasty! - Why? Why do I have to accept it when I can change it? - The answer is NO, Kyle! You're NOT going to have negroplasty! Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#21
Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 16.761
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- Why? Why do I have to accept it when I can change it? - The answer is NO, Kyle! You're NOT going to have negroplasty!
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#22
Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 16.742
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This is what your transgender progressive thinking gets you! Now your son wants to be transracial!
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- You told me you were going to make me into a woman! - I gave you a sex change. - You told me you were going to make me into a woman! - I gave you a sex change. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#23
Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 16.522
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- You told me you were going to make me into a woman! - I gave you a sex change.
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#24
Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 16.473
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I beat out YOUR fat ass, Cartman!
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- Mr. Garrison, I can't reattach your organs. - Why the hell not?! - Mr. Garrison, I can't reattach your organs. - Why the hell not?! Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#25
Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 16.391
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- Mr. Garrison, I can't reattach your organs. - Why the hell not?!
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