The Robbery - Seinfeld [S01E03]

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The Robbery - Seinfeld [S01E03]
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Jerry tries various excuses to avoid meeting with an old friend with whom he no longer shares any interests.

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14 Jun 1990
Male Unbonding
Tom Cherones
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Released 1990-06-14, Rated PG
Score 21.970
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Released 1990-06-14, Rated PG
Score 20.620
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Released 1990-06-14, Rated PG
Score 19.054
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Released 1990-06-14, Rated PG
Score 18.741
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Released 1990-06-14, Rated PG
Score 17.399
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Released 1990-06-14, Rated PG
Score 17.088
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Released 1990-06-14, Rated PG
Score 16.707
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Released 1990-06-14, Rated PG
Score 14.450
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What, should I quit my job?
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Released 1990-06-14, Rated PG
Score 14.077
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I even kicked a guy in the groin once, and he didn't cry.
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Released 1990-06-14, Rated PG
Score 13.936
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- That's you. - I'm just saying.
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Released 1990-06-14, Rated PG
Score 13.874
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Picking someone up at airport, jury duty...
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Released 1990-06-14, Rated PG
Score 12.958
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Then we'll just sit there.
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#13
Released 1990-06-14, Rated PG
Score 12.916
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Released 1990-06-14, Rated PG
Score 12.636
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Released 1990-06-14, Rated PG
Score 12.584
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Released 1990-06-14, Rated PG
Score 12.294
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Released 1990-06-14, Rated PG
Score 12.140
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Released 1990-06-14, Rated PG
Score 11.920
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Released 1990-06-14, Rated PG
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Released 1990-06-14, Rated PG
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Released 1990-06-14, Rated PG
Score 11.461
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I don't think we should see each other anymore.
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Released 1990-06-14, Rated PG
Score 11.361
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Released 1990-06-14, Rated PG
Score 11.332
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Listen, I can't make it to the game tonight.
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Released 1990-06-14, Rated PG
Score 10.492
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Released 1990-06-14, Rated PG
Score 10.461
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Best friend? I've never been to your apartment.
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