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The Excelsior Acquisition - The Big Bang Theory [S03E16]

TV-14 Comedy
 

Sheldon misses an opportunity to get Stan Lee's autograph because he has to make an appearance in traffic court.

#1
The Excelsior Acquisition - The Big Bang Theory [S03E16]
Released: 2010-03-01, Rated: TV-14
Score: 14.499
I know what it means. I went to law school.
#2
The Excelsior Acquisition - The Big Bang Theory [S03E16]
Released: 2010-03-01, Rated: TV-14
Score: 13.881
No, I'm following the law. I'm ignoring you.
#3
The Excelsior Acquisition - The Big Bang Theory [S03E16]
Released: 2010-03-01, Rated: TV-14
Score: 13.804
...I'm gonna give you a chance to apologize for that last remark.
#4
The Excelsior Acquisition - The Big Bang Theory [S03E16]
Released: 2010-03-01, Rated: TV-14
Score: 13.602
...quod est necessarium est licitum, Sixth Amendment.
#5
The Excelsior Acquisition - The Big Bang Theory [S03E16]
Released: 2010-03-01, Rated: TV-14
Score: 12.548
...by a woman whose lack of respect for society borders on the sociopathic.
#6
The Excelsior Acquisition - The Big Bang Theory [S03E16]
Released: 2010-03-01, Rated: TV-14
Score: 12.445
I'm a scientist. I never apologize for the truth.
#7
The Excelsior Acquisition - The Big Bang Theory [S03E16]
Released: 2010-03-01, Rated: TV-14
Score: 12.410
Knock yourself out.
#8
The Excelsior Acquisition - The Big Bang Theory [S03E16]
Released: 2010-03-01, Rated: TV-14
Score: 12.368
For doing the same crap he always does, except to a judge.
#9
The Excelsior Acquisition - The Big Bang Theory [S03E16]
Released: 2010-03-01, Rated: TV-14
Score: 12.261
I object. You're completely ignoring the law.
#10
The Excelsior Acquisition - The Big Bang Theory [S03E16]
Released: 2010-03-01, Rated: TV-14
Score: 12.251
Oh, come on. Why would you do that?
#11
The Excelsior Acquisition - The Big Bang Theory [S03E16]
Released: 2010-03-01, Rated: TV-14
Score: 12.198
I'm not gonna talk to Stan Lee after you cheese him off.
#12
The Excelsior Acquisition - The Big Bang Theory [S03E16]
Released: 2010-03-01, Rated: TV-14
Score: 12.117
I will demonstrate that I was improperly instructed in driving...
#13
The Excelsior Acquisition - The Big Bang Theory [S03E16]
Released: 2010-03-01, Rated: TV-14
Score: 12.066
- That's the toilet? - Well, it ain't a wishing well.
#14
The Excelsior Acquisition - The Big Bang Theory [S03E16]
Released: 2010-03-01, Rated: TV-14
Score: 12.052
So to sum up, improper instruction...
#15
The Excelsior Acquisition - The Big Bang Theory [S03E16]
Released: 2010-03-01, Rated: TV-14
Score: 11.836
Guilty. Pay the cashier.
#16
The Excelsior Acquisition - The Big Bang Theory [S03E16]
Released: 2010-03-01, Rated: TV-14
Score: 11.801
Like a milking stool, my case rests on three legs.
#17
The Excelsior Acquisition - The Big Bang Theory [S03E16]
Released: 2010-03-01, Rated: TV-14
Score: 11.778
And yet you wound up in traffic court.
#18
The Excelsior Acquisition - The Big Bang Theory [S03E16]
Released: 2010-03-01, Rated: TV-14
Score: 11.629
- What? - I need to use the restroom.
#19
The Excelsior Acquisition - The Big Bang Theory [S03E16]
Released: 2010-03-01, Rated: TV-14
Score: 11.511
That's my spot.
#20
The Excelsior Acquisition - The Big Bang Theory [S03E16]
Released: 2010-03-01, Rated: TV-14
Score: 11.342
Dr. Cooper, before I find you in contempt and throw you in jail...
#21
The Excelsior Acquisition - The Big Bang Theory [S03E16]
Released: 2010-03-01, Rated: TV-14
Score: 11.294
...first and last names that start with the same letter.
#22
The Excelsior Acquisition - The Big Bang Theory [S03E16]
Released: 2010-03-01, Rated: TV-14
Score: 11.119
My milk stool is complete.
#23
The Excelsior Acquisition - The Big Bang Theory [S03E16]
Released: 2010-03-01, Rated: TV-14
Score: 10.990
Well, I'm not much of a sports fan, but thank you.
#24
The Excelsior Acquisition - The Big Bang Theory [S03E16]
Released: 2010-03-01, Rated: TV-14
Score: 10.983
The court would advise you to make it quick.
#25
The Excelsior Acquisition - The Big Bang Theory [S03E16]
Released: 2010-03-01, Rated: TV-14
Score: 10.831
- For what? - What do you think?