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If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap - Two and a Half Men [S01E04]

TV-14 ComedyRomance
 

As Charlie tries to write a new jingle, Berta quits. Alan tries to convince her to come back. Leaving Charlie to get Jake ready for a dinner. And Rose tries to get Charlie's help to prepare for a date.

#1
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap - Two and a Half Men [S01E04]
Released: 2003-10-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 20.686
Want a glass of peanut butter?
#2
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap - Two and a Half Men [S01E04]
Released: 2003-10-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 16.901
Steven Tyler from Aerosmith. 4456 Malibu Canyon Road.
#3
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap - Two and a Half Men [S01E04]
Released: 2003-10-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 16.824
You are a child, Jake.
#4
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap - Two and a Half Men [S01E04]
Released: 2003-10-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 16.408
Jake, dude, I'm right on the edge.
#5
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap - Two and a Half Men [S01E04]
Released: 2003-10-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 15.794
Where are you going?
#6
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap - Two and a Half Men [S01E04]
Released: 2003-10-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 15.783
No goodbyes. Just turn around and walk away.
#7
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap - Two and a Half Men [S01E04]
Released: 2003-10-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 15.432
Why did you take your clothes off?
#8
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap - Two and a Half Men [S01E04]
Released: 2003-10-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 15.333
Thanks, but you're saying that just to get me out of your hair.
#9
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap - Two and a Half Men [S01E04]
Released: 2003-10-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 15.256
The kid's running around the deck in his underwear.
#10
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap - Two and a Half Men [S01E04]
Released: 2003-10-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 15.091
Berta's tasted, I don't know, Christmassy.
#11
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap - Two and a Half Men [S01E04]
Released: 2003-10-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 14.904
Get in the shower.
#12
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap - Two and a Half Men [S01E04]
Released: 2003-10-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 14.824
Now he's just screwing with me.
#13
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap - Two and a Half Men [S01E04]
Released: 2003-10-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 14.676
Charlie? Honey, wake up.
#14
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap - Two and a Half Men [S01E04]
Released: 2003-10-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 14.633
Andy.
#15
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap - Two and a Half Men [S01E04]
Released: 2003-10-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 14.591
- Now go out and have a great time. - But...
#16
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap - Two and a Half Men [S01E04]
Released: 2003-10-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 14.309
Goodbye.
#17
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap - Two and a Half Men [S01E04]
Released: 2003-10-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 14.309
He stood me up.
#18
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap - Two and a Half Men [S01E04]
Released: 2003-10-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 13.967
Dress, don't dress. Wash, don't wash.
#19
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap - Two and a Half Men [S01E04]
Released: 2003-10-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 13.897
Who's going to do the laundry, the shopping,
#20
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap - Two and a Half Men [S01E04]
Released: 2003-10-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 13.614
I don't think I can go through with this.
#21
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap - Two and a Half Men [S01E04]
Released: 2003-10-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 13.426
I'm not in the mood, Jake.
#22
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap - Two and a Half Men [S01E04]
Released: 2003-10-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 13.404
- and the cleaning and all the other stuff? - Ask the Scrubbing Bubble there.
#23
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap - Two and a Half Men [S01E04]
Released: 2003-10-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 13.191
Why don't you sit down, let me take a look at it?
#24
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap - Two and a Half Men [S01E04]
Released: 2003-10-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 13.128
But see, I'm not looking for a relationship right now.
#25
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap - Two and a Half Men [S01E04]
Released: 2003-10-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 13.036
- Jake, what are you doing? - Air drying.