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Weight Loss - The Office [S05E01]

TV-PG Comedy
 

Michael tries to motivate the Scranton branch to lose weight as part of an interoffice competition. Jim is lost after Pam leaves for art school in New York, and Angela continues to see Dwight even though she is now engaged to Andy.

#1
Weight Loss - The Office [S05E01]
Released: 2008-09-25, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 36.201
Do you think that I'm retarded?
#2
Weight Loss - The Office [S05E01]
Released: 2008-09-25, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 33.908
What about, "I say, I say, I say, I'll sit on you"?
#3
Weight Loss - The Office [S05E01]
Released: 2008-09-25, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 31.412
Michael Klump is a celebration of fat people.
#4
Weight Loss - The Office [S05E01]
Released: 2008-09-25, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 30.947
I say, I say, I say, sit down, Holly!
#5
Weight Loss - The Office [S05E01]
Released: 2008-09-25, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 28.996
How do you know Michael Klump?
#6
Weight Loss - The Office [S05E01]
Released: 2008-09-25, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 28.512
He is mentally challenged.
#7
Weight Loss - The Office [S05E01]
Released: 2008-09-25, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 27.153
Happy birthday, Stanley!
#8
Weight Loss - The Office [S05E01]
Released: 2008-09-25, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 26.701
Math is hard.
#9
Weight Loss - The Office [S05E01]
Released: 2008-09-25, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 26.424
Andy Bernard does not lose contests.
#10
Weight Loss - The Office [S05E01]
Released: 2008-09-25, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 26.000
I once went 28 years without having sex.
#11
Weight Loss - The Office [S05E01]
Released: 2008-09-25, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 25.575
Cryogenics. Beer me five.
#12
Weight Loss - The Office [S05E01]
Released: 2008-09-25, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 25.564
No, no. It goes... Look. "I say, I say, I say, I'll sit on you."
#13
Weight Loss - The Office [S05E01]
Released: 2008-09-25, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 25.469
And that her butt refuses to quit.
#14
Weight Loss - The Office [S05E01]
Released: 2008-09-25, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 25.443
Boner Champ, that's me,
#15
Weight Loss - The Office [S05E01]
Released: 2008-09-25, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 25.098
Taste changed. Now all I like is baklava.
#16
Weight Loss - The Office [S05E01]
Released: 2008-09-25, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 24.834
If it's me, then society made me that way.
#17
Weight Loss - The Office [S05E01]
Released: 2008-09-25, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 24.560
Okay! Michael Klump wants to remind you that corporate,
#18
Weight Loss - The Office [S05E01]
Released: 2008-09-25, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 24.448
Probably my jugs.
#19
Weight Loss - The Office [S05E01]
Released: 2008-09-25, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 24.320
Pam, you weigh 226 pounds?
#20
Weight Loss - The Office [S05E01]
Released: 2008-09-25, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 23.993
I hate this worm inside of me.
#21
Weight Loss - The Office [S05E01]
Released: 2008-09-25, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 23.704
Wet Tuna.
#22
Weight Loss - The Office [S05E01]
Released: 2008-09-25, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 23.306
We call her "Rice-a-Ronni."
#23
Weight Loss - The Office [S05E01]
Released: 2008-09-25, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 22.981
No! You do not talk to him like that!
#24
Weight Loss - The Office [S05E01]
Released: 2008-09-25, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 22.831
The last word is "seagulls."
#25
Weight Loss - The Office [S05E01]
Released: 2008-09-25, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 22.404
Serenity by Jan is kicking ass and taking names.