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Weight Loss - The Office [S05E01]

TV-PG Comedy
 

Michael tries to motivate the Scranton branch to lose weight as part of an interoffice competition. Jim is lost after Pam leaves for art school in New York, and Angela continues to see Dwight even though she is now engaged to Andy.

#1
Weight Loss - The Office [S05E01]
Released: 2008-09-25, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 38.321
Do you think that I'm retarded?
#2
Weight Loss - The Office [S05E01]
Released: 2008-09-25, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 36.631
What about, "I say, I say, I say, I'll sit on you"?
#3
Weight Loss - The Office [S05E01]
Released: 2008-09-25, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 34.224
Michael Klump is a celebration of fat people.
#4
Weight Loss - The Office [S05E01]
Released: 2008-09-25, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 33.749
I say, I say, I say, sit down, Holly!
#5
Weight Loss - The Office [S05E01]
Released: 2008-09-25, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 31.539
How do you know Michael Klump?
#6
Weight Loss - The Office [S05E01]
Released: 2008-09-25, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 29.262
He is mentally challenged.
#7
Weight Loss - The Office [S05E01]
Released: 2008-09-25, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 29.121
Math is hard.
#8
Weight Loss - The Office [S05E01]
Released: 2008-09-25, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 28.979
Taste changed. Now all I like is baklava.
#9
Weight Loss - The Office [S05E01]
Released: 2008-09-25, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 28.913
I once went 28 years without having sex.
#10
Weight Loss - The Office [S05E01]
Released: 2008-09-25, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 28.457
Okay! Michael Klump wants to remind you that corporate,
#11
Weight Loss - The Office [S05E01]
Released: 2008-09-25, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 28.160
If it's me, then society made me that way.
#12
Weight Loss - The Office [S05E01]
Released: 2008-09-25, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 27.893
Happy birthday, Stanley!
#13
Weight Loss - The Office [S05E01]
Released: 2008-09-25, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 27.885
Andy Bernard does not lose contests.
#14
Weight Loss - The Office [S05E01]
Released: 2008-09-25, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 27.842
No, no. It goes... Look. "I say, I say, I say, I'll sit on you."
#15
Weight Loss - The Office [S05E01]
Released: 2008-09-25, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 27.635
And that her butt refuses to quit.
#16
Weight Loss - The Office [S05E01]
Released: 2008-09-25, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 27.444
Boner Champ, that's me,
#17
Weight Loss - The Office [S05E01]
Released: 2008-09-25, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 26.884
Probably my jugs.
#18
Weight Loss - The Office [S05E01]
Released: 2008-09-25, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 26.743
Cryogenics. Beer me five.
#19
Weight Loss - The Office [S05E01]
Released: 2008-09-25, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 26.338
I hate this worm inside of me.
#20
Weight Loss - The Office [S05E01]
Released: 2008-09-25, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 25.520
Wet Tuna.
#21
Weight Loss - The Office [S05E01]
Released: 2008-09-25, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 25.454
'Cause I haven't eaten anything since noon on Friday.
#22
Weight Loss - The Office [S05E01]
Released: 2008-09-25, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 25.418
We call her "Rice-a-Ronni."
#23
Weight Loss - The Office [S05E01]
Released: 2008-09-25, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 25.266
Pam, you weigh 226 pounds?
#24
Weight Loss - The Office [S05E01]
Released: 2008-09-25, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 25.045
We were fighting the power and eating whatever we wanted.
#25
Weight Loss - The Office [S05E01]
Released: 2008-09-25, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 24.389
Why don't you have a seat? Let's all clap at Phyllis.