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Weight Loss - The Office [S05E01]

TV-PG Comedy
 

Michael tries to motivate the Scranton branch to lose weight as part of an interoffice competition. Jim is lost after Pam leaves for art school in New York, and Angela continues to see Dwight even though she is now engaged to Andy.

#1
Weight Loss - The Office [S05E01]
Released: 2008-09-25, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 37.496
Do you think that I'm retarded?
#2
Weight Loss - The Office [S05E01]
Released: 2008-09-25, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 35.375
What about, "I say, I say, I say, I'll sit on you"?
#3
Weight Loss - The Office [S05E01]
Released: 2008-09-25, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 33.097
Michael Klump is a celebration of fat people.
#4
Weight Loss - The Office [S05E01]
Released: 2008-09-25, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 32.474
I say, I say, I say, sit down, Holly!
#5
Weight Loss - The Office [S05E01]
Released: 2008-09-25, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 30.438
How do you know Michael Klump?
#6
Weight Loss - The Office [S05E01]
Released: 2008-09-25, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 28.926
He is mentally challenged.
#7
Weight Loss - The Office [S05E01]
Released: 2008-09-25, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 28.016
Math is hard.
#8
Weight Loss - The Office [S05E01]
Released: 2008-09-25, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 27.631
Happy birthday, Stanley!
#9
Weight Loss - The Office [S05E01]
Released: 2008-09-25, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 27.611
I once went 28 years without having sex.
#10
Weight Loss - The Office [S05E01]
Released: 2008-09-25, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 27.101
Taste changed. Now all I like is baklava.
#11
Weight Loss - The Office [S05E01]
Released: 2008-09-25, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 27.093
Andy Bernard does not lose contests.
#12
Weight Loss - The Office [S05E01]
Released: 2008-09-25, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 27.072
Okay! Michael Klump wants to remind you that corporate,
#13
Weight Loss - The Office [S05E01]
Released: 2008-09-25, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 26.857
If it's me, then society made me that way.
#14
Weight Loss - The Office [S05E01]
Released: 2008-09-25, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 26.679
No, no. It goes... Look. "I say, I say, I say, I'll sit on you."
#15
Weight Loss - The Office [S05E01]
Released: 2008-09-25, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 26.503
Boner Champ, that's me,
#16
Weight Loss - The Office [S05E01]
Released: 2008-09-25, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 26.439
And that her butt refuses to quit.
#17
Weight Loss - The Office [S05E01]
Released: 2008-09-25, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 26.363
Cryogenics. Beer me five.
#18
Weight Loss - The Office [S05E01]
Released: 2008-09-25, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 25.905
Probably my jugs.
#19
Weight Loss - The Office [S05E01]
Released: 2008-09-25, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 25.088
I hate this worm inside of me.
#20
Weight Loss - The Office [S05E01]
Released: 2008-09-25, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 24.670
Wet Tuna.
#21
Weight Loss - The Office [S05E01]
Released: 2008-09-25, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 24.657
Pam, you weigh 226 pounds?
#22
Weight Loss - The Office [S05E01]
Released: 2008-09-25, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 24.623
We call her "Rice-a-Ronni."
#23
Weight Loss - The Office [S05E01]
Released: 2008-09-25, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 24.102
'Cause I haven't eaten anything since noon on Friday.
#24
Weight Loss - The Office [S05E01]
Released: 2008-09-25, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 23.975
We were fighting the power and eating whatever we wanted.
#25
Weight Loss - The Office [S05E01]
Released: 2008-09-25, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 23.505
No! You do not talk to him like that!