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Sideways (2004) Comedy

R ComedyDramaRomance
 

Two men reaching middle age with not much to show but disappointment embark on a week-long road trip through California's wine country, just as one is about to take a trip down the aisle.

#1
Sideways (2004) Comedy
Year: 2004, Rated: R
Score: 28.844
Cannonball!
#2
Sideways (2004) Comedy
Year: 2004, Rated: R
Score: 28.630
If anybody orders merlot, I'm leaving. I am not drinking any fucking merlot!
#3
Sideways (2004) Comedy
Year: 2004, Rated: R
Score: 25.942
Tighter than a nun's asshole. But good concentration. Nice fruit.
#4
Sideways (2004) Comedy
Year: 2004, Rated: R
Score: 25.667
Not now. Not now!
#5
Sideways (2004) Comedy
Year: 2004, Rated: R
Score: 25.509
It tastes like the back of a fucking L.A. school bus.
#6
Sideways (2004) Comedy
Year: 2004, Rated: R
Score: 23.369
Bet you that chick's two tons of fun.
#7
Sideways (2004) Comedy
Year: 2004, Rated: R
Score: 22.709
- Inner quiet. - Shut up. Shut up. Shut up!
#8
Sideways (2004) Comedy
Year: 2004, Rated: R
Score: 22.509
- Here's your wallet! Oh, shit! - Motherfucker!
#9
Sideways (2004) Comedy
Year: 2004, Rated: R
Score: 22.503
You need to get your joint worked on, Miles.
#10
Sideways (2004) Comedy
Year: 2004, Rated: R
Score: 22.110
You design the wine. I'll handle the business side.
#11
Sideways (2004) Comedy
Year: 2004, Rated: R
Score: 21.990
No, Miles!
#12
Sideways (2004) Comedy
Year: 2004, Rated: R
Score: 21.718
You fucking derelict!
#13
Sideways (2004) Comedy
Year: 2004, Rated: R
Score: 21.403
I don't know. Sure seems fishy.
#14
Sideways (2004) Comedy
Year: 2004, Rated: R
Score: 21.205
You know, the grateful type?
#15
Sideways (2004) Comedy
Year: 2004, Rated: R
Score: 21.070
"A smudge of excrement surging out to sea."
#16
Sideways (2004) Comedy
Year: 2004, Rated: R
Score: 20.797
Why didn't you tell me about this before, Jack?
#17
Sideways (2004) Comedy
Year: 2004, Rated: R
Score: 20.493
I liked it when you caught me fucking him! Oh, yes! Oh, yeah!
#18
Sideways (2004) Comedy
Year: 2004, Rated: R
Score: 20.127
I know. I need to be spanked.
#19
Sideways (2004) Comedy
Year: 2004, Rated: R
Score: 20.074
What the fuck!
#20
Sideways (2004) Comedy
Year: 2004, Rated: R
Score: 19.826
God, you are such a fucking loser.
#21
Sideways (2004) Comedy
Year: 2004, Rated: R
Score: 19.560
Oh, actually, could I get a Barely Legal, please?
#22
Sideways (2004) Comedy
Year: 2004, Rated: R
Score: 19.477
but you don't understand my plight.
#23
Sideways (2004) Comedy
Year: 2004, Rated: R
Score: 19.344
Dr. Derek Sommersby from 'One Life to Live'?
#24
Sideways (2004) Comedy
Year: 2004, Rated: R
Score: 19.341
You're just a pasture animal waiting for the abattoir.
#25
Sideways (2004) Comedy
Year: 2004, Rated: R
Score: 19.284
And it tastes so fucking good.