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Moon Landing - Modern Family [S01E14]

TV-PG Comedy
 

Claire feels like a loser when she catches up with an old friend from work, Jay and Cameron have an unpleasant "encounter" in a locker room, and Mitchell tries to give legal advice to Gloria after she has a wreck.

#1
Moon Landing - Modern Family [S01E14]
Released: 2010-02-03, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 19.997
Well, I just always pictured you as a tighty-whitey guy.
#2
Moon Landing - Modern Family [S01E14]
Released: 2010-02-03, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 18.687
Our butts pressed against each other.
#3
Moon Landing - Modern Family [S01E14]
Released: 2010-02-03, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 17.000
Enough. We call that a splashdown.
#4
Moon Landing - Modern Family [S01E14]
Released: 2010-02-03, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 16.447
is how clean the floor's gonna be when I'm done mopping it with you.
#5
Moon Landing - Modern Family [S01E14]
Released: 2010-02-03, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 16.123
and fornicating in the stairwell.
#6
Moon Landing - Modern Family [S01E14]
Released: 2010-02-03, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 16.022
Nice mustache. [Chuckles]
#7
Moon Landing - Modern Family [S01E14]
Released: 2010-02-03, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 15.790
I'm scared.
#8
Moon Landing - Modern Family [S01E14]
Released: 2010-02-03, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 15.413
just sitting around in their underwear and-and chasing rats...
#9
Moon Landing - Modern Family [S01E14]
Released: 2010-02-03, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 14.749
A bunch of booze-drenched hill people...
#10
Moon Landing - Modern Family [S01E14]
Released: 2010-02-03, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 14.722
It's like a high five. It's a low two.
#11
Moon Landing - Modern Family [S01E14]
Released: 2010-02-03, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 14.672
[Chuckling] Ah. Okay, splashdown.
#12
Moon Landing - Modern Family [S01E14]
Released: 2010-02-03, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 14.526
'Cause it's gonna take a little more than some lame trash talk to get me out of my-
#13
Moon Landing - Modern Family [S01E14]
Released: 2010-02-03, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 13.985
- Luke, you're spilling it! - Aw, crud.
#14
Moon Landing - Modern Family [S01E14]
Released: 2010-02-03, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 13.731
Buy low, sell high.
#15
Moon Landing - Modern Family [S01E14]
Released: 2010-02-03, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 13.566
[Jay] Oh!
#16
Moon Landing - Modern Family [S01E14]
Released: 2010-02-03, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 13.389
I love the sauna. That's the dry heat.
#17
Moon Landing - Modern Family [S01E14]
Released: 2010-02-03, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 13.385
I'm so happy for you. Really. I'm so- I'm so happy that you're happy.
#18
Moon Landing - Modern Family [S01E14]
Released: 2010-02-03, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 13.272
That's what that sound was. It was the big cupcake.
#19
Moon Landing - Modern Family [S01E14]
Released: 2010-02-03, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 13.179
[Chuckling] Is that the best you can do?
#20
Moon Landing - Modern Family [S01E14]
Released: 2010-02-03, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 12.894
Valerie wasn't jealous of me. She pitied me.
#21
Moon Landing - Modern Family [S01E14]
Released: 2010-02-03, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 12.545
Gloria got into a little car accident,
#22
Moon Landing - Modern Family [S01E14]
Released: 2010-02-03, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 12.098
Jay, I just noticed a sauna back here.
#23
Moon Landing - Modern Family [S01E14]
Released: 2010-02-03, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 11.781
Well, do me a favor. The next time you picture me, leave the underwear out of it.
#24
Moon Landing - Modern Family [S01E14]
Released: 2010-02-03, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 11.652
Perfect. I'll go and get us a table.
#25
Moon Landing - Modern Family [S01E14]
Released: 2010-02-03, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 11.511
I have been avoiding this day like the plague.