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Ted (2012)

R ComedyFantasy
 

John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear or his girlfriend, Lori.

#1
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 31.535
Teddy Rux-fucking-pin!
#2
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 30.240
(SCREAMS)
#3
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 30.231
This is art. Get it?
#4
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 30.209
Jesus H. Fuck!
#5
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 29.618
Woody Harrelson. Smallest dick I've ever seen on a man.
#6
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 29.422
(SCREAMING) (DISHES SHATTERING)
#7
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 29.296
TED: Stick your finger in the loop of my tag.
#8
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 28.850
Fuck!
#9
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 28.370
Fucking stop! Fuck!
#10
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 28.059
Are we having homosexuals over for dinner tonight?
#11
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 27.376
Look, the point is, you're blaming me
#12
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 27.330
I guess I wasn't really prepared for a follow-up question.
#13
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 27.280
You can't have my teddy bear!
#14
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 27.183
You know, you're never alone when you're with Christ.
#15
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 27.103
You're my best friend, John.
#16
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 27.050
Say that one more time.
#17
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 26.526
(SHOUTING) Language!
#18
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 26.402
Hug me.
#19
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 26.373
You can put the ring in her ass, let her fart it out.
#20
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 26.320
"I married the wrong woman, and now I lead a life of regret."
#21
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 25.897
Fuck, man!
#22
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 25.886
(GRUNTING)
#23
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 25.576
(FARTING)
#24
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 25.569
TED: Hey, Lori, can you set the alarm for 11:00 a.m.?