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Ted (2012)

R ComedyFantasy
 

John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear or his girlfriend, Lori.

#1
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 30.898
Teddy Rux-fucking-pin!
#2
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 30.082
(SCREAMS)
#3
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 29.246
This is art. Get it?
#4
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 28.955
Woody Harrelson. Smallest dick I've ever seen on a man.
#5
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 28.791
Jesus H. Fuck!
#6
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 28.670
TED: Stick your finger in the loop of my tag.
#7
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 28.624
Fuck!
#8
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 28.032
(SCREAMING) (DISHES SHATTERING)
#9
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 27.319
Are we having homosexuals over for dinner tonight?
#10
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 27.095
Fucking stop! Fuck!
#11
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 26.772
You're my best friend, John.
#12
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 26.664
I guess I wasn't really prepared for a follow-up question.
#13
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 26.581
You can't have my teddy bear!
#14
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 26.337
(SHOUTING) Language!
#15
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 26.132
Hug me.
#16
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 26.036
You know, you're never alone when you're with Christ.
#17
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 25.644
"I married the wrong woman, and now I lead a life of regret."
#18
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 25.608
Say that one more time.
#19
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 25.457
(FARTING)
#20
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 25.417
You can put the ring in her ass, let her fart it out.
#21
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 25.295
Fuck, man!
#22
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 25.197
Look, the point is, you're blaming me
#23
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 25.188
Ted!
#24
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 24.938
(SCREAMS)