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Ted (2012)

R ComedyFantasy
 

John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear or his girlfriend, Lori.

#1
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 29.422
(SCREAMS)
#2
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 27.635
Fuck!
#3
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 27.492
Teddy Rux-fucking-pin!
#4
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 27.279
This is art. Get it?
#5
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 26.832
Woody Harrelson. Smallest dick I've ever seen on a man.
#6
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 26.754
(SCREAMING) (DISHES SHATTERING)
#7
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 26.323
Jesus H. Fuck!
#8
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 25.648
You're my best friend, John.
#9
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 25.433
(SHOUTING) Language!
#10
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 24.990
TED: Stick your finger in the loop of my tag.
#11
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 24.674
Are we having homosexuals over for dinner tonight?
#12
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 24.669
Helen, get my gun. Dad, no!
#13
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 24.557
Hug me.
#14
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 24.011
(FARTING)
#15
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 23.779
(SCREAMS)
#16
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 23.759
I guess I wasn't really prepared for a follow-up question.
#17
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 23.321
You can put the ring in her ass, let her fart it out.
#18
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 23.222
Say that one more time.
#19
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 23.159
"I married the wrong woman, and now I lead a life of regret."
#20
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 22.880
You know, you're never alone when you're with Christ.
#21
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 22.681
Did you... Did you just talk?
#22
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 22.466
My dick is squished by the TV.
#23
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 22.263
Merry Christmas, everybody.
#24
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 22.226
Hi, Ted.