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The Wizard - Seinfeld [S09E15]

TV-PG Comedy
 

Jerry goes down to Florida for his father's birthday. George tries to avoid Susan's parents. Elaine can't figure out her new boyfriend's nationality. Kramer decides to retire.

#1
The Wizard - Seinfeld [S09E15]
Released: 1998-02-26, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 31.984
You must exercise the gaskets, George.
#2
The Wizard - Seinfeld [S09E15]
Released: 1998-02-26, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 31.118
Yay, Jerry got it open.
#3
The Wizard - Seinfeld [S09E15]
Released: 1998-02-26, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 30.922
Snoopy and Prickly Pete.
#4
The Wizard - Seinfeld [S09E15]
Released: 1998-02-26, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 30.345
Pinko commie rag.
#5
The Wizard - Seinfeld [S09E15]
Released: 1998-02-26, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 27.308
...I have to exercise Jerry's gaskets.
#6
The Wizard - Seinfeld [S09E15]
Released: 1998-02-26, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 25.379
- Another solarium? - Yes, two solariums.
#7
The Wizard - Seinfeld [S09E15]
Released: 1998-02-26, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 25.309
It does other things!
#8
The Wizard - Seinfeld [S09E15]
Released: 1998-02-26, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 25.097
How could you spend $200 on a tip calculator?
#9
The Wizard - Seinfeld [S09E15]
Released: 1998-02-26, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 24.075
The next condo board president of Del Boca Vista, phase three.
#10
The Wizard - Seinfeld [S09E15]
Released: 1998-02-26, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 23.882
I hear you, sister.
#11
The Wizard - Seinfeld [S09E15]
Released: 1998-02-26, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 23.711
I don't think we should be talking about this.
#12
The Wizard - Seinfeld [S09E15]
Released: 1998-02-26, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 23.233
This isn't a Wizard. It's a Willard.
#13
The Wizard - Seinfeld [S09E15]
Released: 1998-02-26, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 22.994
All right, we're taking it up a notch.
#14
The Wizard - Seinfeld [S09E15]
Released: 1998-02-26, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 22.850
There's no solarium. There's no Prickly Pete.
#15
The Wizard - Seinfeld [S09E15]
Released: 1998-02-26, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 22.385
She's 50.
#16
The Wizard - Seinfeld [S09E15]
Released: 1998-02-26, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 21.772
He wants to install Kramer in a puppet regime...
#17
The Wizard - Seinfeld [S09E15]
Released: 1998-02-26, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 21.139
...sit in the heat, pretend it's not hot, and enforce these rules.
#18
The Wizard - Seinfeld [S09E15]
Released: 1998-02-26, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 20.903
Another fine meal. And now for my Wizard tip calculator.
#19
The Wizard - Seinfeld [S09E15]
Released: 1998-02-26, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 20.858
...but this was one of those truly glorious Hampton weekends...
#20
The Wizard - Seinfeld [S09E15]
Released: 1998-02-26, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 20.498
Remember, ma'am, a vote for me is a vote for Kramer.
#21
The Wizard - Seinfeld [S09E15]
Released: 1998-02-26, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 20.341
...come on, let's get nuts!
#22
The Wizard - Seinfeld [S09E15]
Released: 1998-02-26, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 19.952
I'm ruined.
#23
The Wizard - Seinfeld [S09E15]
Released: 1998-02-26, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 19.810
Don't eat cookies for breakfast.
#24
The Wizard - Seinfeld [S09E15]
Released: 1998-02-26, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 19.802
And I laughed and I laughed.
#25
The Wizard - Seinfeld [S09E15]
Released: 1998-02-26, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 19.676
Haven't you done enough to these people?