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Pilot - American Housewife [S01E01]

TV-PG Comedy
 

Kate Nixon tries to raise her imperfect family in the 'perfect' town of Westport.

#1
Pilot - American Housewife [S01E01]
Released: 2016-10-11, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 22.335
Sex on a full stomach after midnight
#2
Pilot - American Housewife [S01E01]
Released: 2016-10-11, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 20.157
He's not naked.
#3
Pilot - American Housewife [S01E01]
Released: 2016-10-11, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 20.032
Second breakfast?
#4
Pilot - American Housewife [S01E01]
Released: 2016-10-11, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 19.637
That woman over there wearing two Fitbits.
#5
Pilot - American Housewife [S01E01]
Released: 2016-10-11, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 17.269
Two words... tampon wind chime.
#6
Pilot - American Housewife [S01E01]
Released: 2016-10-11, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 16.458
Why would anyone need to wear two Fitbits?
#7
Pilot - American Housewife [S01E01]
Released: 2016-10-11, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 15.911
Oh, God. Here comes Nude Norman.
#8
Pilot - American Housewife [S01E01]
Released: 2016-10-11, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 15.436
How did you get a pizza stain on the back of your shirt?
#9
Pilot - American Housewife [S01E01]
Released: 2016-10-11, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 14.470
I ate something weird.
#10
Pilot - American Housewife [S01E01]
Released: 2016-10-11, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 14.346
Is that a Fitbit?
#11
Pilot - American Housewife [S01E01]
Released: 2016-10-11, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 14.331
I'm Stalin.
#12
Pilot - American Housewife [S01E01]
Released: 2016-10-11, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 14.218
Damn you, Fat Pam.
#13
Pilot - American Housewife [S01E01]
Released: 2016-10-11, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 14.170
I can still hear!
#14
Pilot - American Housewife [S01E01]
Released: 2016-10-11, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 13.677
Oh, you have a great ass, Katie.
#15
Pilot - American Housewife [S01E01]
Released: 2016-10-11, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 13.316
with a sweat sock in my underpants
#16
Pilot - American Housewife [S01E01]
Released: 2016-10-11, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 13.015
Anna-Kat, honey,
#17
Pilot - American Housewife [S01E01]
Released: 2016-10-11, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 13.002
This is straight-up communism.
#18
Pilot - American Housewife [S01E01]
Released: 2016-10-11, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 12.822
I thought it came out in the wash.
#19
Pilot - American Housewife [S01E01]
Released: 2016-10-11, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 12.425
obliterating life as we know it,
#20
Pilot - American Housewife [S01E01]
Released: 2016-10-11, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 12.299
They say one day a meteor will strike the Earth,
#21
Pilot - American Housewife [S01E01]
Released: 2016-10-11, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 12.217
where people have big houses and tiny butts,
#22
Pilot - American Housewife [S01E01]
Released: 2016-10-11, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 12.049
thighs that don't touch,
#23
Pilot - American Housewife [S01E01]
Released: 2016-10-11, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 11.987
Yeah, not one part of that is going to happen.
#24
Pilot - American Housewife [S01E01]
Released: 2016-10-11, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 11.878
Like a couple of ripe cantaloupes in your pants.
#25
Pilot - American Housewife [S01E01]
Released: 2016-10-11, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 11.787
We boned it pretty bad with this one.