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Pilot - American Housewife [S01E01]

TV-PG Comedy
 

Kate Nixon tries to raise her imperfect family in the 'perfect' town of Westport.

#1
Pilot - American Housewife [S01E01]
Released: 2016-10-11, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 28.236
Sex on a full stomach after midnight
#2
Pilot - American Housewife [S01E01]
Released: 2016-10-11, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 23.474
When did I start caring about what other people think?
#3
Pilot - American Housewife [S01E01]
Released: 2016-10-11, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 22.589
- Thank God for Evelyn. - Yeah.
#4
Pilot - American Housewife [S01E01]
Released: 2016-10-11, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 22.246
That woman over there wearing two Fitbits.
#5
Pilot - American Housewife [S01E01]
Released: 2016-10-11, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 22.192
Second breakfast?
#6
Pilot - American Housewife [S01E01]
Released: 2016-10-11, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 21.756
Anna-Kat! Do not pee in the yard!
#7
Pilot - American Housewife [S01E01]
Released: 2016-10-11, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 21.403
and let me talk about Nathan Fillion's hair.
#8
Pilot - American Housewife [S01E01]
Released: 2016-10-11, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 21.139
He's not naked.
#9
Pilot - American Housewife [S01E01]
Released: 2016-10-11, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 20.338
I'm Stalin.
#10
Pilot - American Housewife [S01E01]
Released: 2016-10-11, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 20.167
Two words... tampon wind chime.
#11
Pilot - American Housewife [S01E01]
Released: 2016-10-11, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 20.073
Bye.
#12
Pilot - American Housewife [S01E01]
Released: 2016-10-11, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 19.506
Thanks, Suzanne.
#13
Pilot - American Housewife [S01E01]
Released: 2016-10-11, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 19.256
How did you get a pizza stain on the back of your shirt?
#14
Pilot - American Housewife [S01E01]
Released: 2016-10-11, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 19.242
They're 1/3 gut.
#15
Pilot - American Housewife [S01E01]
Released: 2016-10-11, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 18.989
Excuse me?
#16
Pilot - American Housewife [S01E01]
Released: 2016-10-11, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 18.740
Is that a Fitbit?
#17
Pilot - American Housewife [S01E01]
Released: 2016-10-11, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 18.641
I ate something weird.
#18
Pilot - American Housewife [S01E01]
Released: 2016-10-11, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 18.118
Not only is Taylor growing up,
#19
Pilot - American Housewife [S01E01]
Released: 2016-10-11, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 17.933
Why would anyone need to wear two Fitbits?
#20
Pilot - American Housewife [S01E01]
Released: 2016-10-11, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 17.880
against my will?
#21
Pilot - American Housewife [S01E01]
Released: 2016-10-11, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 17.800
Damn you, Fat Pam.
#22
Pilot - American Housewife [S01E01]
Released: 2016-10-11, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 17.797
They say one day a meteor will strike the Earth,
#23
Pilot - American Housewife [S01E01]
Released: 2016-10-11, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 17.789
Oh, God. Here comes Nude Norman.
#24
Pilot - American Housewife [S01E01]
Released: 2016-10-11, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 17.585
Nude Norman isn't gonna get a job
#25
Pilot - American Housewife [S01E01]
Released: 2016-10-11, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 17.258
with a sweat sock in my underpants