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Hey, come on, man. Be careful, man. You're spilling on the floor.
I'll make a deal with you. I dump the Snail if you and I go out.
Oh, I'm sure. I'm sure. There's the street, right there.
Oh, big time. Big time. Oh, lady.
My God. There's not enough salt in the world for her.
Because you're just mashing it now. It's not...
I like the way you're thinking.
I thought when Frank comes in, we'll just bang and make a bunch of noise.
Oh, no. We did a bunch of those Monster Energy drinks and dry humped. It was awful.
I'm sorry. I'm a little, uh, lit.
Trust me, Charlie. You get really, really drunk. Oh, yeah.
Oh, you guys are drinking wine out of those cans?
Mm-mmm. Too soft.
Ohh!
I was gonna invite you guys all to a rave to hang out,
I hate it here. I'm leaving. I'm going with this guy. He's my boyfriend.
You are annoying!
He just croaked.
You know, I do offer group therapy.
Salt the Snail! Ya, ya, ya!
Gail the Snail? Dude, what's more depraved than that, huh?
Wake and bake. You guys bang?
- Fine. - Not you. You live here, Gail.
and we put stools in a semicircle.
Well, that sounds a little messed up though, huh?
She is the worst, right? That's what we've been saying.
What it sounds like is that you two crawl around like worms in the night.
I'm gonna grab some of this literature.
- - Intervention. Intervention.
Um, what's Frank struggling with the most right now?
I took a lot at those pamphlets that you grabbed,
Yeah, but you said it. You said "Night Crawlers,"
The kid can't read or write. Not a bit.
No, don't! Oh, my God.
Swallow it Or spit it out!
The whole thing!
You've been talking about it for the last five miles.
at the funeral of her husband?