Portlandia (2011) - S05E01 The Story of Toni and Candace

Portlandia (2011) - S05E01 The Story of Toni and Candace
TV-14 Comedy

A sketch-comedy series that parodies life in Portland, Oregon.

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21 Jan 2011
Portlandia
N/A
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#1
Released 2011-01-21, Rated TV-14
Score 18.548
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#2
Released 2011-01-21, Rated TV-14
Score 13.280
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I hope you like Motown and I'm thinking doing way saying this to me over and over again I'll get
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#3
Released 2011-01-21, Rated TV-14
Score 7.7597
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#4
Released 2011-01-21, Rated TV-14
Score 7.6641
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#5
Released 2011-01-21, Rated TV-14
Score 7.5815
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#6
Released 2011-01-21, Rated TV-14
Score 6.9020
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#7
Released 2011-01-21, Rated TV-14
Score 6.7025
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#8
Released 2011-01-21, Rated TV-14
Score 6.6652
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Rick back from Hawaii London time run button to a thunderous soccer game tonight find out I can get some in my mini fridge wanted to find out your when soccer game run
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#9
Released 2011-01-21, Rated TV-14
Score 6.4933
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you even listening to our story yes well listen to the we a star so let's well and write it down okay
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#10
Released 2011-01-21, Rated TV-14
Score 6.0638
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a couple of weeks and some mustaches and suits works like a charm you know how mad I am right now is a guy I don't take nothing from Skyrim
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#11
Released 2011-01-21, Rated TV-14
Score 4.9554
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#12
Released 2011-01-21, Rated TV-14
Score 4.3297
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#13
Released 2011-01-21, Rated TV-14
Score 4.3136
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#14
Released 2011-01-21, Rated TV-14
Score 4.2488
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#15
Released 2011-01-21, Rated TV-14
Score 3.7658
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#16
Released 2011-01-21, Rated TV-14
Score 3.2634
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#17
Released 2011-01-21, Rated TV-14
Score 3.2222
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#18
Released 2011-01-21, Rated TV-14
Score 2.7416
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#19
Released 2011-01-21, Rated TV-14
Score 2.6717
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#20
Released 2011-01-21, Rated TV-14
Score 1.7609
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#21
Released 2011-01-21, Rated TV-14
Score 1.4922
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#22
Released 2011-01-21, Rated TV-14
Score 0.71882
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#23
Released 2011-01-21, Rated TV-14
Score 0.49218
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#24
Released 2011-01-21, Rated TV-14
Score 0.25306
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#25
Released 2011-01-21, Rated TV-14
Score ?
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