The Masseuse - Seinfeld [S05E09]

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The Masseuse - Seinfeld [S05E09]
TV-PG Comedy

Jerry gets mad when he dates a masseuse. Kramer and George get massages while Jerry doesn't. Meanwhile, Elaine's new boyfriend is Joel Rifkin, an innocent man who shares the same name as one of New York's most notorious serial killers.

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18 Nov 1993
The Masseuse
Tom Cherones
Little Stuart Rifkin likes to go shopping with his mother. Little Stuart Rifkin likes to go shopping with his mother. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#1
Released 1993-11-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 26.742
dot Little Stuart Rifkin likes to go shopping with his mother.
Little Stuart Rifkin likes to go shopping with his mother.
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It's killing me, Jerry! It's killing me, Jerry! Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#2
Released 1993-11-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 26.454
dot It's killing me, Jerry!
It's killing me, Jerry!
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Hey! I am looser than creamed corn. Hey! I am looser than creamed corn. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#3
Released 1993-11-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 25.262
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Hey! I am looser than creamed corn.
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Would Joel Rifkin report to the stadium office. Would Joel Rifkin report to the stadium office. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#4
Released 1993-11-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 24.819
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Would Joel Rifkin report to the stadium office.
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"Can you believe it? I'm vomiting on June 29th again." "Can you believe it? I'm vomiting on June 29th again." Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#5
Released 1993-11-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 23.622
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"Can you believe it? I'm vomiting on June 29th again."
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Remy Rifkin? Remy Rifkin? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#6
Released 1993-11-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 23.151
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Remy Rifkin?
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Joel Rifkin, telephone. Joel Rifkin, telephone. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#7
Released 1993-11-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 21.842
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Joel Rifkin, telephone.
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I don't submit to forcible massage. I don't submit to forcible massage. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#8
Released 1993-11-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 20.884
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I don't submit to forcible massage.
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I feel full after the risotto. I feel full after the risotto. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#9
Released 1993-11-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 20.329
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I feel full after the risotto.
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Remy. Remy. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#10
Released 1993-11-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 19.919
dot Remy.
Remy.
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Come on, just look at me. Now tell me I'm not Kramer. Come on, just look at me. Now tell me I'm not Kramer. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#11
Released 1993-11-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 19.357
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Come on, just look at me. Now tell me I'm not Kramer.
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I like carrots, but I'm in Idaho, I want a potato. I like carrots, but I'm in Idaho, I want a potato. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#12
Released 1993-11-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 18.661
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I like carrots, but I'm in Idaho, I want a potato.
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#13
Released 1993-11-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 18.410
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I have never met a normal guy named Stuart
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...and after every sip, he would go: ...and after every sip, he would go: Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#14
Released 1993-11-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 18.101
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...and after every sip, he would go:
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#15
Released 1993-11-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 17.609
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I have never met a normal guy named Stuart.
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No. Veto. No. Veto. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#16
Released 1993-11-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 17.311
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No. Veto.
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I'm Claude Seinfeld. I'm Claude Seinfeld. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#17
Released 1993-11-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 17.105
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I'm Claude Seinfeld.
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#18
Released 1993-11-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 16.493
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Todd.
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Ned's a guy who buys irregular underwear. Next. Ned's a guy who buys irregular underwear. Next. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#19
Released 1993-11-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 16.491
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Ned's a guy who buys irregular underwear. Next.
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So apparently, adoption leads to serial killing. So apparently, adoption leads to serial killing. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#20
Released 1993-11-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 16.431
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So apparently, adoption leads to serial killing.
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#21
Released 1993-11-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 16.386
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Jodi!
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Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention, please. Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention, please. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#22
Released 1993-11-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 16.228
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Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention, please.
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...this woman hates me so much... ...this woman hates me so much... Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#23
Released 1993-11-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 16.080
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...this woman hates me so much...
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Yes. Because my previous vomit was also June 29th, 1972. Yes. Because my previous vomit was also June 29th, 1972. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#24
Released 1993-11-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 15.943
dot Yes. Because my previous vomit was also June 29th, 1972.
Yes. Because my previous vomit was also June 29th, 1972.
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- Karen? - Risotto. - Karen? - Risotto. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#25
Released 1993-11-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 15.841
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- Karen? - Risotto.
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